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The Friday 56 for 7/21/23: The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England by Brandon Sanderson

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The Frugal Wizard's Handbook for Surviving Medieval England

The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England by Brandon Sanderson<

GUARANTEE ONE
Your dimension will have an island of Great Britain populated by a society of humans who work steel, but have not yet discovered gunpowder. They will have a functional society and culture that roughly equates to the Late Classical, Early Medieval, or Late Medieval (pre-gunpowder) Earth time period.

GUARANTEE TWO
The people of Great Britain will speak a language that is intelligible to modern English speakers. We chose our dimensional band specifically for this reason!

The Friday 56 for 7/14/23: The Eternity Fund by Liz Monument

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The Eternity Fund

The Eternity Fund by Liz Monument

They weren’t there. We passed over the Klone Zone, and the rows of windowless warehouses that force-grew veg. They slid away beneath us, grey anonymous blocks identical to every other in the district save for the neon leaves that identified their roof apexes. I’d heard tell the lights inside were so intensive that the vegetables grew six times faster than in real daylight. The catch was their adverse effect on human tissue. The non-robotic staff had bleached hands, white-filmed eyes and untreatable skin rashes. And that was only on the outside.

Highlights from June: Lines Worth Repeating

Highlights from the Month

Real Tigers

Real Tigers by Mick Herron

“And I thought he was one of your cleverer boys.”

“Mind like a razor,” Lamb agreed. “Disposable.”

“Have you got a gun?”

“No.”

“What if they have?”

“Your concern is touching. I’ll be all right.”

“But what if …?”

Lamb leaned through Ho’s open window. “What if they come after you? With guns?”

“…Yes.”

“You’ll be fine. Getting shot’s like falling off a log. It doesn’t take practice.”


A Necromancer Called Gam Gam

A Necromancer Called Gam Gam by Adam Holcombe

“Inexperience does not always mean ineptitude.”

…for the first time in days, she felt the cold chill of dread and depression leave her as she returned the hug. She wept with Gam Gam, but this was different somehow. Not the screaming pain she had felt, but something warmer. Tears she didn’t mind shedding.


The Ink Black Heart

The Ink Black Heart by Robert Galbraith

He experienced one of those moments of simultaneous confusion and clarity that belong to the drunk and the desperate.

The idea of suggesting that Strike stop lying to the women in his life occurred only to be dismissed, on the basis that the resolutions to stop smoking, lose weight and exercise were enough personal improvement to be getting on with.

He was starting to feel like a truffle pig trying to do its job in a room full of incense, dead fish and strong cheese.


The Storied Life of A. J. Fikry

The Storied Life of A.J. Fikry by Gabrielle Zevin

What is the point of bad dates if not to have amusing anecdotes for your friends?

The Fall of the House of Ussher is a decent primer on what not to do with children.

“Infinite Jest is a masterpiece,” Harvey had said.

“Infinite Jest is an endurance contest. You manage to get through it and you have no choice but to say you like it. Otherwise, you have to deal with the fact that you just wasted weeks of your life,” A.J. had countered. “Style, no substance, my friend.”

People tell boring lies about politics, God, and love. You know everything you need to know about a person from the answer to the question, What is your favorite book?

The words you can’t find, you borrow.

We read to know we’re not alone. We read because we are alone. We read and we are not alone.


If I Understood You, Would I Have This Look on My Face?

If I Understood You, Would I Have This Look on My Face? by Alan Alda

Ignorance was my ally as long as it was backed up by curiosity. Ignorance without curiosity is not so good, but with curiosity it was the clear water through which I could see the coins at the bottom of the fountain.

Aristotle is often quoted as saying that a story should have a beginning, a middle, and an end. That’s true, but I don’t think that’s the whole story. After all, a dead cat has a beginning, a middle, and an end.


Robert B. Parker's Bad Influence

Bad Influence by Alison Gaylin

…I’ve used the Internet only for work and for the purchasing of shoes—an approach I believed could lead to world peace if more people shared it.


Murder Your Employer: The McMasters Guide to Homicide by Rupert Holmes

“If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, quacks like a duck, but has an alibi, it’s not a duck.”

“No accomplices. Ever. Show me two individuals who commit a murder, and I’ll show you one individual who’ll make a deal with the District Attorney to implicate the other. In fact, I’ll show you two individuals willing to do that.”


The Worst Man

The Worst Man by Jon Rance

It’s easier to keep doing the same thing over and over, even though I know it isn’t good for me, than to try something new. I’ve never been good at thinking outside of the box. When it comes to drinking and love, I’m firmly in the box, where I stubbornly remain unhappy and unfulfilled.

‘Sounds perfect. Nothing better than a proper old-fashioned pub.’

‘You haven’t seen it yet,’ I say, as we reach the pub and stand outside. ‘Here it is, The Crown.’

‘Looks nice enough.’

‘And it is. Literally just nice enough not to be closed for serious health violations.’

… I was at home marking some awful essays and I needed some fresh air. Can you believe that one of my pupils wrote that World War One was a minor conflict in the early part of the nineteenth century?’

‘Really? That’s terrible. I blame the teachers.’

‘Me too,’

I arrive home from work on the Friday before my birthday weekend to a surprise abduction. I suppose all abductions are essentially a surprise. You don’t tend to sit down with your abductors prior to your abduction and plan everything out. Surprise is indeed a crucial element when abducting someone, and I’m certainly surprised by mine.


Random Sh*t Flying Through the Air

Random Sh*t Flying Through the Air by Jackson Ford

What can I say—police chases and murder plots and stand- offs with black ops teams have a way of bringing coworkers together.

OK, private jets are awesome. This plane is bigger than my apartment. And it’s way more comfortable: buttery leather seats, muted silver accents, tables that I’m pretty sure are real wood. Also a full bar, with some seriously good whiskey stacked behind it. Forget being a chef. Hell, forget being a government agent. I should try find work as a German tech billionaire.

It’s hard going. And not just beauce of the terrain. I can’t stop thinking about [spoiler]. Replaying what happened over and over and over. Trying to find an angle, a way to make it come out different. But it’s like the ending of Game of Thrones. You can wish as much as you want, but it will still suck, and it will suck for all eternity.


Killing Me

Killing Me by Michelle Gagnon

“But first, Marcie and I are taking you out to see the real Vegas. Locals only stuff.”

“Wow, that’s tempting,” I said, even though in my experience, “locals only” usually involved some sort of harm to animals, followed by throwing up in a Dairy Queen parking lot.

Worse traveling companions than Grace must exist. I could’ve been stuck with a gassy dog, teething baby, or car full of mimes. But two hours into the drive I probably would’ve welcomed all three.


Cutthroat Cupcakes

Cutthroat Cupcakes by Cate Lawley

My gut didn’t like this guy. It also wasn’t doing somersaults and pointing at him as the murderer— but an intuitive organ can only do so much, and that likely exceeded reasonable expectations of it.

That feeling you get when you’ve been on a transatlantic flight, when your seat neighbor coughed the entire flight and the flight attendant spilled a drink on you because some idiot tried to pass her in the aisle at the exact moment she was handing you your drink? As if your skin is covered in a layer of filth and germs and a stickiness that cannot be wiped away? That’s how I felt after one lingering look from Hector.


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The Friday 56 for 7/7/23: Stray Ally by Troy Lambert

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The Friday 56 Turn to Page 56 or 56% on your ereader. If you have to improvise, that is okay.
The Friday 56 Find a snippet, short and sweet.
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Stray Ally

Stray Ally by Troy Lambert

The shovel in his hands, the white sheet folded up onto the top of his head. The gallows.

The grave behind him. The Lieutenant’s arm around his shoulder.

The camp sign in the next picture. Todd Clarke in the background, watching. He picked up the phone, then thought better of it. Pay phones had become nearly impossible to find. Time to go buy a prepaid cell and make some calls.

This would be the last time, no matter what. Of course, that’s what he’d said the last time.

The Friday 56 for 6/30/23: The Worst We Can Find by Dale Sherman

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The Friday 56 Turn to Page 56 or 56% on your ereader. If you have to improvise, that is okay.
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The Worst We Can Find

The Worst We Can Find: MST3K, RiffTrax, and the History of Heckling at the Movies by Dale Sherman

Who could turn away from a movie with a title like They Saved Hitler’s Brain in hopes of seeing Hitler’s brain at some point? (It paid off, as you got to see his whole head in that one.) As much as everyone ridiculed Plan Nine from Outer Space, who among us wasn’t somehow charmed by the oddball dialogue? (“The saucers are up there. And the cemetery’s out there. But I’ll be locked up in there.”) Who could forget sitting through the Japanese monster movie without monsters, Attack of the Mushroom People, and yet be stunned by the downer ending?

Opening Lines: Killing Me by Michelle Gagnon

We all know we’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover (yet, publishing companies spend big bucks on cover design/art and we all do judge them that way). But, the opening sentence(s)/paragraph(s) are fair game. So, when I stumble on a good opening (or remember one and pull it off the shelves), I like to throw it up here. This one grabbed me with the voice, the perspective, and the attitude. Gagnon tells you everything you need to know about the book–nasty things will happen, and the protagonist is going to be snarky about it the whole way.

from Killing Me by Michelle Gagnon:

The worst part was that I felt stupid.

Well, that’s not entirely true. The real worst part was that I was tied up in the back of a van with a hood over my head, and based on recent news reports, something truly horrific was about to happen.

But feeling stupid was definitely second worst.

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The Friday 56 for 6/23/23: Killing Me by Michelle Gagnon

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The Friday 56 Turn to Page 56 or 56% on your ereader. If you have to improvise, that is okay.
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Killing Me

Killing Me by Michelle Gagnon

“Here you go.” The kid slid the box across the count handed me a huge collector’s mug. “I gave you the SpongeBob one.”

I put a hand to my chest. “SpongeBob’s my favorite!”

“Mine too.” His face had gone so red it practically matched his polyester uniform.

I slid my carefully folded twenty across the counter, “I’ve only got a hundred, can you break it?”

“Um, sure. I got enough.” He was already pushing buttons on the register.

“So how long have you worked here?” I asked. “I haven’t seen you before.”

“Yeah, I just started a few weeks ago.”

“Lucky me.”

The Friday 56 for 6/16/23: The Worst Man by Jon Rance

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The Worst Man

The Worst Man by Jon Rance

Wilf sits at the table staring blankly at his plate, and it’s obvious that eventually one of us will have to ask the burning question, and right now all eyes are on me. I clear my throat.

‘Everything all right?’ I say, trying to sound as casual as possible even though it’s glaringly obvious that everything is not okay. This is one of those moments in life that requires great seriousness and sensitivity and probably shouldn’t be handled in a pub after ten pints of beer.

The Friday 56 for 6/9/23: Chain-Gang All-Stars by Nana Kwame Adjei-Brenyah

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The Friday 56 Turn to Page 56 or 56% on your ereader. If you have to improvise, that is okay.
The Friday 56 Find a snippet, short and sweet.
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Chain-Gang All-Stars

Chain-Gang All-Stars by Nana Kwame Adjei-Brenyah

We work. My work is my life. I pray for work. I hate my work. I need my work. I pull/push meat for the buzzing saws.

I halve the body.

The saw eats gladly.

Two halves a body.

I have a body.

I halve a body.

I do the same. I do the same.

The saw goes like God told it not to stop. All us on the line work like this. The saw is strong and hot.

Do the job. Do it right.

Highlights from May: Lines Worth Repeating

Highlights from the Month
I was shocked as I put this together that I only had one selection from The Winter of Frankie Machine, but all the other bits only work in context (and you might argue the same of this one). At the same time, I assure you I exercised restraint with both Russo and Harrow (and, yes, I typed that Russow and Harro initially).
The Winter of Frankie Machine

The Winter of Frankie Machine by Don Winslow

He finds the boat, the Becky Lynn. The name tells the story—two guys finally get their wives’ permission to buy a boat together and name it after both wives so they don’t get jealous. Not of each other, of the boat.

Which never works, Frank thinks.

Women and boats mix like…

Women and boats.


Straight Man

Straight Man by Richard Russo

I couldn’t understand her failure to grasp what was happening. It was my opinion, then and now, that two people who love each other need not necessarily have the same dreams and aspirations, but they damn well ought to share the same nightmares.

One of the nice things about our marriage, at least to my way of thinking, is that my wife and I no longer have to argue everything through. We each know what the other will say, and so the saying becomes an unnecessary formality. No doubt some marriage counselor would explain to us that our problem is a failure to communicate. But to my way of thinking, we’ve worked long and hard to achieve this silence, Lily’s and mine, so fraught with understanding.

The student newspaper contains a lot more humor, though most of it is unintentional. Except for the front page (news) and the back page(sports), the campus rag contains little but Letters to the Editor, which I scan first for allusions to myself and next for unusual content. Which in the current climate is any subject other than the Unholy Trinity of insensitivity, sexism, and bigotry, which the self-righteous (though not always literate) letter writers want their readers to know they’re against. As a group they seem to believe that high moral indignation offsets, and indeed outweighs, all deficiencies of punctuation, spelling, grammar, logic, and style. In support of this notion, there’s only the entire culture.

There’s no bad side of the tracks in Railton, also no good side. The rule is, the closer you get to the tracks, the worse.

You may not believe me, but I’ve always liked you, Hank. You’re like a character in a good book–almost real, you know?

The world is divided between kids who grew up wanting be their parents and those like us, who grow up wanting anything but. Neither group ever succeeds.

Perhaps no man should possess the key to his wife’s affections, what makes and keeps him worthy in her eyes. That would be like gaining unauthorized access to God’s grace, we would not use such knowledge wisely.


The Rhythm of Time

The Rhythm of Time by Questlove with S.A. Cosby

Kasia spun around on her work stool to face him. There was tape on the bridge of her glasses, but they weren’t broken. Kasia called it an affectation.


Sunbolt

Sunbolt by Intisar Khanani

“Justice served with a side of pineapple. That’s what I’m here for.”

“Do you ever worry about anything?” I ask him, dropping into a chair. I eye the table sadly. It has been cleared and no further refreshments have been set out.

“My next bottle of wine,” Kenta says with mock seriousness. “When I’ll meet my heart’s companion.”

I snort. “Aren’t they the same thing?”

I slam against the wall, collapsing in a heap on the floor. Now would be a good time to black out, I think groggily. But I don’t.


The Manifestor Prophecy

The Manifestor Prophecy by Angie Thomas

Dad hates books about magic. He calls them “fabricated tales written for profit.” Technically, all fiction books are fabricated tales written for profit, but I let the dude have his moments.


This Bird Has Flown

This Bird Has Flown by Susanna Hoffs

So what if the lyrics were a bit on the nose. Isn’t that the great thing about songs? They give voice to thoughts, and feelings, and urges one might hesitate to reveal some other way.

“Have you ever noticed that there are way more sad love songs than happy love songs?” I said after a silence.
“No,” she signed, ” but I’ve done a tally. I suspect you’re right though.”
Which might explain why I haven’t come up with anything great yet song-wise. But I am trying. I’m beginning to think happiness as an emotion is an anathema to song writing.

Did I just use “anathema” correctly? It’s one of those words that can suddenly feel wrong. Like “pulchritude.”

“Music is a conspiracy. It’s a conspiracy to commit beauty.” — Jose Antonio Abreu

To calm myself, I imagined my future creative life in Oxford with Tom, my very own Rochester. Except not rich. Or arrogant. Or twice my age.

“Life is but a dream. Except it’s a lucid dream and you’ve got the oars… Okay, so maybe you’re in some tiny, wooden rowboat in the middle of a great, big ocean. But you can still steer the thing. You can go anywhere, do anything.”


The Once and Future Witches

The Once and Future Witches by Alix E. Harrow

“Oh.” Juniper feels the hot flare in the line between them, fierce and defiant. Is that what mother’s love is like?a thing with teeth?

“What, like fate?” It’s the first thing Agnes has said since they stepped outside, and both her sisters flinch from the venom of it. “Like destiny?” Fate is a story people tell themselves so they can believe everything happens for a reason, that the whole awful world is fitted together like some perfect machine, with blood for oil and bones for brass. That every child locked in her cellar or girl chained to her loom is in her right and proper place.

She doesn’t much care for fate.

An officer arrives twice a day to hang a pail of something whitish and congealed inside her cell. Grits, Juniper thinks, or the aggrieved ghost a grit might leave behind if it was murdered in cold blood.

It hurts even to think it. They came back for me. She feels something snap in her chest, as if her heart is a broken bone poorly set, which has to break again before it can heal right.

The problem with saving someone, Bella thinks, is that they so often refuse to remain saved. They careen back out into the perilous world, inviting every danger and calamity, quite careless of the labor it took to rescue them in the first place.

That evening Miss Lee feeds them a cabbage-and-ham stew which Juniper doubts has done more than meet a ham once in passing.

She thinks how very tiresome it is to love and be loved. She can even risk her life properly, because it no longer belongs solely to her.


Questland

Questland by Carrie Vaughn

She chuckled nervously. “Yeah, I suppose we all like to think we’ll be Captain America, but most of us are just on the street trying to dodge falling buildings.”

“Why not be Captain America?” I said, too tired to be angry but too annoyed to keep my mouth shut. “He was just a guy on the street, at the start.”


Iron Gold

Iron Gold by Pierce Brown

A new wound can take a body. Opening an old one can claim a soul.

“It is my duty as a free man to read so I’m not blind being lead around by my nose.”

The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, or a hell of heaven.

I feel like a kid who wished for a lizard and woke up to a dragon sitting on the lawn.

“I know it may be impossible to believe now, when everything is dark and broken, but you will survive this pain, little one. Pain is a memory. You will live and you will struggle and you will find joy. And you will remember your family from this breath to your dying days, because love does not fade. Love is the stars, and its light carries on long after death.”

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