I’ve got to get more regular in reading/posting these again. I started late, but I’m now 42 behind. Cool number, but…ack.
The Ballad of Bonaduke—
Episode 43: Missing Things
DETAILS: Series: The Ballad of Bonaduke, #43 Format: Kindle Vella Story Read Date: January 12, 2023
The Story So Far…
A drunken Michael Bonaduke decides to use a grift (with maybe some sort of magic/magic-like “help”) to win on a scratch-off lottery ticket so he has money to buy more to drink. He pulls off whatever he did, gets his money and some booze and stumbles off into the darkness to drink himself into oblivion so he can start again the next day. He’s hit by dark memories (probably what’s driving him to the drinking) of fire, pleading, and screaming. There’s going to be a price to pay for his grift, and he’s trying to be ready.
He’s abducted by some representatives of a mysterious group who subject him to a test—if he passes, everything will be explained to him (and hopefully the reader, too). He passes—and is brought somewhere for answers, or maybe training, or maybe another test. Time will tell (or things are going to get really annoying). Answers aren’t quick to come—but the mysteries and questions keep piling up.
Things get hairy and Bonaduke leaves and finds himself back in the neighborhood he started from. He takes refuge in a homeless encampment shortly before a police raid. He’s apprehended and finds himself an interrogation room and shortly escapes after using his grift (but with results he didn’t quite intend). He finds himself by a group of squatters who seem to have strapped a woman to a chair for reasons that can’t be good. He attempts to rescue her before he even realizes what he’s doing, and seems to have succeeded—well, the two of them got away from the group anyway—breathing but bruised. They make their way to a fast-food taco joint and Bonaduke really needs to refuel to keep going. He tries, but fails to get food because he keeps passing out. Thankfully, the clerk is the same guy from the liquor store and he both recognizes him and gives him first aid. The woman (Zero) wakes up and shows some abilities of her on as she helps them escape from her captors who’ve tracked her down. One thing leads to another—Zero and Bonaduke’s magics don’t mix well (at least until they understand what each other can do?), and they end up in a video-game race against the squatters in a tricked-out version of Eric (the clerk’s) car. Note, I said video-game race, not a video-game-style race. They’re actually in one. When dumped back into reality, he’s surrounded by bruised and broken bodies (of people and cars). And then he gets into a supernatural fight and survives…just.
Or maybe not. But he gets better. And then his new…friends? Acquaintances? People who keep popping up in his life?…start explaining exactly what’s going on to him.
What’s Missing Things About?
So they go back to the trash at the park to see where he stashed his coat to retrieve his license and whatnot. I’m unclear how much time has passed since he did that, but it seems unlikely that the trash hadn’t been picked up yet. But hey, roll with it.
His house key is missing—and it looks like someone took it while leaving money and his wallet behind. How’s that for a puzzle? Bonaduke’s the only one who seems to care, but it’s eating at him.
Then they go visit the new crashpad for the group and Zero and Bonaduke bicker a bit.
So, what did I think about Missing Things?
Could we all try having a conversation and stop assuming everyone knows and understands things? Seriously. After the last couple of episodes where people were talking and explaining things—you know, like functional adults. We’re back to people not communicating, making assumptions, and then flying off the handle when assumptions clash. It happens to all of us from time to time, but these people seem to make it a lifestyle and it’s hard to put up with.
A couple more dialogue tags would’ve been helpful here. I don’t like to have to re-read a conversation to figure out who’s talking, much less who said what.
Wow. I sound like a grouch here. But there’s nothing much to talk about here. The title for this episode is apt—there’s Bonaduke’s missing key, and then everyone missing context/understanding of what’s happening.
It was bound to happen, but I’m disappointed that we’ve sunk so low from the last couple of episodes.
