The Confederacy Myth by Connor Williams: A Pro-U.S.A. Apologetic

Cover of The Confederacy Myth by Connor WilliamsThe Confederacy Myth:
How an Insurrection of Slaveholders Tried to Destroy the United States

by Connor Williams

DETAILS:
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Publication Date: October 13, 2026
Format: eARC
Length: 288 pg.
Read Date: September 29-October 8, 2026
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What’s The Confederacy Myth About?

I’ve been struggling to find a concise way to describe this book without being too oversimplified or too detailed. Then, as I was starting this post, I noticed a couple of things on Williams’s website that helped. The last time it was updated, when he was just starting to write this book, the title was going to be Our Domestic Enemy: The Confederate Insurrection and the Civil War that Saved Our Nation, which gives a slightly different flavor than the final title. He describes the book as “leapfrogging back over a hundred and fifty years of sentimentalized stories and takes readers back to the causes, courses, and consequences of the Confederate insurrection, centering us squarely in the actions and writings of the American people as they fought the bloodiest war in our nation’s history.”

That’s a really nice way to put it. Williams tackles some of the myths about the Confederacy and the insurrection it started that have captured the imagination of many, looking at the data, the statements of people both in the USA and in the rebellion, and the results to help us see with a clear vision that the reason “the United States prevailed in the Civil War: five out of six Americans resisted the Confederate insurgency and instead put everything on the line to fight for democracy…our Republic.” (from the Publisher’s description).

The Book’s Argument

Williams, standing on things said by Lincoln, Douglas, various newspapers (loyal to the US and not), other government officials, and leaders of the rebellion, focuses on seeing the war as just that: a rebellion. One that fomented for decades—with some surprising support from within the U.S. government.

He shows how the slave states didn’t care for states’ rights before Lincoln’s inauguration—in fact, they used the federal government to override the laws of “free” states with the Fugitive Slave Act; how the would-be government of the C.S.A. didn’t believe in succession from it, making their effort to leave the U.S.A. more than a little hypocritical (as well as illegal and unconstitutional); how the insurrection was largely armed through stolen weapons and was outfought throughout the conflict. Yes, they did some major damage, but it was never a serious military (or economic) threat to the government.

Williams is also clear about the sound strategies of the U.S. Army in the West, as well as the struggles in the East (for too long). He’s not hagiographic about Lincoln or anyone else, but does emphasize the overarching goals of those loyal to the Constitution and freedom.

Why did I pick this up? Why did I keep reading?

I picked this up because I was hoping for a brief book countering the “Lost Cause” kind of thinking—and got it.

But I got so much more. On the one hand, who really thinks we need an apologetic for the U.S. in the 1860s? But that’s what this is—it’s not so much contra-Lost Cause as pro-America (which carries the former with it).

Just that slight difference of angle makes all the difference.

So, what did I think about The Confederacy Myth?

This was hard to read—especially as it covers the years pre-Ft. Sumter. Don’t get me wrong—I was well aware of all the problems that existed around slavery and the machinations of politicians around it. But in the years since I did any semi-serious reading on it, my memory had gotten too fuzzy. The United States really had fallen short of its ideals, and the politicians/courts weren’t helping much with the way they treated that issue.

Once we get to the chapters post-Sumter, it becomes easier to read, in a way. It becomes a us vs. them (or U.S. vs. Them) story, one that’s familiar. But Williams’s recounting doesn’t allow for romanticizing or glamorizing the insurrection along the way.

We don’t get a lot of post-Appomattox material, but we do get some—and can see how things might have been different (and might not have been), had Lincoln not been assassinated. It’s good to see a Congress that takes its job seriously and made sure that Andrew Johnson wasn’t able to make too much of a mess of Reconstruction and was able to move civil rights forward (not enough, but that’s a story for another time).

The number of things I highlighted and made notes about…if this were a hard copy, I’d probably have increased the weight by 50%. There’s just so much gold to be mined here.

This is a solid work, full of things we need to remember and consider today. It’s definitely going down as one of my favorites of the year and one I’ll recommend for a long time to come.

Disclaimer: I received this eARC from St. Martin’s Press via NetGalley—my thanks to both for this. This post contains my honest opinion about a book I chose to read.

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Bark Humbug by David Rosenfelt: Andy Carpenter Gets Pulled Back In (again)

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by David Rosenfelt

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Series: Andy Carpenter, #33
Publisher: Minotaur Books
Publication Date: October 13, 2026
Format: eARC
Length: 320 pg.
Read Date: September 30-October 2, 2026
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What’s Bark Humbug About?

The sister of a murder suspect comes to Andy’s home. Her brother had adopted a dog through his dog shelter a couple of years before, which had led him to follow Andy’s career. So when he became the focus of a police manhunt, he wanted Andy to help coordinate things when he turned himself in. Well, hopefully to go all the way and defend him in court, but they’d start with surviving surrendering himself to the police.

Things there didn’t go quite as planned, and Andy got upset and was caught on camera saying he’d defend Jon. So he’s stuck with a job—which might not be all that bad, it’d give him something to think about other than all the holiday music his wife’s about to start playing—it’s Halloween season, time for her to break out the Bing Crosby. Also, Andy believes Jon.

Jon’s accused of murdering the mayor—and gubernatorial candidate—with a sniper rifle, making an incredibly difficult shot. Sadly, one that the US Military taught him to make. That, and a whole lot of evidence, is pretty daunting for Andy and his legal team—but since when has that stopped them?

They do find a lot of evidence of other criminal activity afoot that could point to other suspects—but will it be enough? Is Andy capable of (another) Christmas miracle? And just what happens to someone who makes our genial attorney mad?

The Years are Passing

This is one of those series where very little changes—the dogs never age (thankfully); Andy, Pete, and Vince eat like college students and don’t have health issues; Edna is on the verge of retirement constantly; Sam’s senior citizen helpers are just as old as they’ve ever been, and so on.

However…Ricky is aging. Nowhere near in real-time, but it’s happening. He’s got a girlfriend, he’s taking vacations with his friends over the holidays, and even the frequently oblivious Andy is noticing it.

On the one hand, having Ricky around was a breath of fresh air back when it happened—and seeing him grow up could add some variety to things. Also, it’s hard to keep writing him out of things so he’s not in danger, or his activities aren’t a distraction from the case. Maybe aging him will allow Rosenfelt to bring him into the plots just a bit, too.

The Return of Marcus

When I talked about Dead Men Don’t Play Fetch earlier this year, I noted that Marcus was returning to his mysterious and dangerous roots after a few books where Andy and the reader learned a little more about him, got a glimpse into his personal life, and actually understood what he was saying.

This book took a major step in that direction. Andy understood a little bit of what Marcus said (although we didn’t get it in dialogue form, just described in the narration), but not most of it.

And whoo-boy, Marcus was back to his near-superhero levels of intimidation and violence. I think there was one book with more violence from him (many years back), but this has to be second place on the Marcus-as-Batman meter.

While I liked getting to know Marcus more, I like this “classic” version of him, too.

So, what did I think about Bark Humbug?

The humor in this volume seemed a little more crisp and fresh than it has lately (not that I’ve even had problems with it, but it’s felt tamer). The cultural references are more current, as well (some of them, anyway).

The courtroom action is as solid as ever—Andy keeps the judge and the prosecution on their toes. But keeps things friendly with the D.A., which is a nice touch.

Andy and his team have to do things we’re not used to them doing to get to the truth—although there are plenty of typical antics going as well.

Basically, I guess I’m saying that Bark Humbug gives the reader everything we’ve come to expect in an Andy Carpenter book, but just a little more.

This is a dose of holiday-themed fun (much to Andy’s chagrin) with a very twisty mystery on tap. This case, more than any other in a long time, challenges our team. The last few chapters are as tense as I can remember this series being—maybe not since the first dozen or so. New readers or old won’t be saying “Humbug” to this ending (or anything before then).

Disclaimer: I received this eARC from St. Martin’s Press via NetGalley—my thanks to both for this. This post contains my honest opinion about a book I chose to read.

This post contains an affiliate link. If you purchase from it, I will get a small commission at no additional cost to you. As always, the opinions expressed are my own.
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MUSIC MONDAY: “Old Town Road” by Alison Brown & Steve Martin (feat. Del McCoury & Dan Tyminski)

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Music Monday's originated at The Tattooed Book Geek's fantastic blog and has shown up hither, thither, and yon since then.

Maybe this is too soon to come back to Steve Martin, but I haven’t been listening to a lot of music on my excursion to Utah, so we’re going to go with the one song I’ve listened to lately, okay?

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Fantasy with Friends: What fantasy world(s) would you want to live in? Why?

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Fantasy with Friends is a weekly meme hosted by the good people over at Pages Unbound. Fantasy with Friends poses questions each Monday about fantasy, either as a genre as a whole or individual works.

This week’s prompt is:

What fantasy world(s) would you want to live in? Why?

So here’s the thing with Fantasy worlds. Yes, there’s magic, there’s wonder, there may be talking animals–and creatures that we can only imagine. Heroes of renown, bards of a skill that we don’t often see in our performers today singing songs of mighty deeds, epic love, bands of adventurers saving the world from certain doom.

They do this in worlds with very little of our modern comforts. Homes with little room, stoves providing the heating as well as the cooking surfaces. No refrigeration, no Air Conditioning. A lot of manual labor to for everything–to put food on the table, to keep the stove going, to go anywhere.

Plus, there’s pretty much danger everywhere. Mad wizards, out-of-control monsters, plagues, droughts, rebellions, coups, invasions…

I think most honestly, I’d have to say none at all to this question. Why? I’m a soft citizen of the late 20th/early 21st Centuries. I need electricity, movable type, modern medicine (antibiotics, vaccines, painkillers that don’t involve amulets, and so on), and, most of all, indoor plumbing.

Maybe some Urban Fantasy worlds would work, as they’re essentially ours, just with a little extra flavor. The Iron Druid/Ink& Sigil series keeps the magical mayhem pretty well contained. Unlike just about every other one that I can think of.

I mean, even the coziest dreams of Durst, Baldree, or Diamanti involve danger, curses, and pre-Industrial Revolution living. I’m just not up for that.

It was fun to think about for a moment, but I’m just too wimpy to do anything but read about these worlds. I’m looking forward to reading what some more adventurous people have to say in response to this prompt.

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Theology for Life: A Joy-Filled Introduction to Christian Doctrine by Ronni Kurtz: Does exactly what it says on the tin

Cover of Theology for Life by Ronni KurtzTheology for Life: A Joy-Filled Introduction to Christian Doctrine

by Ronni Kurtz

DETAILS:
Publisher: Baker Books
Publication Date: September 8, 2026
Format: Hardcover
Length: 256 pg.
Read Date: September 27-October 4, 2026
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This book is built on a rather simple conviction: One of the most practical things we can do in the Christian life is get an eyeful of the beauty of the Lord. In a world overflowing with to-do lists and self-help manuals, where pragmatism feels like a gravitational pull, giving sustained attention to the glory of the Lord is among the most preeminent ways to cultivate our souls and shape ourselves as persons.

Contemplating the beauty and glory of the Lord might not feel practical, if by practical we mean helping to meet some utilitarian goal like getting that promotion or being a better whatever. On the contrary, if getting an immediate payoff is the full depth of what it means for something to be useful, then much of theology would be useless. However, if we reconsider what it means for something to be useful and desire more than a shallow behavior or circumstantial modification; if instead we strive for the much more difficult goal of being formed as a person, where we are not merely modified but truly conformed, then what was once “useless” theology will show to be gloriously purposeful.

For example, take the apostle Paul’s instruction for the church in Corinth: “And we all, with unveiled face, beholding the glory of the Lord, are being transformed into the same image from one degree of glory to another. For this comes from the Lord who is the Spirit” (2 Cor. 3:18). Notice Paul’s goal for his readers: to be “transformed into the same image from one degree of glory to another.” The image Paul is referencing in this vital verse is none other than the image of Christ. Paul wants the Corinthian Christians to not merely modify a few behaviors or become a better version of themselves. Rather, Paul wants them to be transformed into the image of Christ. What is easy to miss in this passage, however, is that Paul not only gives the Corinthians a goal—to be transformed into the image of Christ—but also tells them the way they will achieve this goal. It is through beholding the glory of the Lord that believers will be transformed into the image of Christ.

What’s Theology for Life About?

To accomplish this—or at least to introduce readers to this lifelong practice—Kurtz examines “ten doctrines and theological ideas” of Christianity, examining them in a way that is approachable—but that might challenge some readers.

After defining and describing them, he looks for some ways (not exhaustively) that these ideas and doctrines will help the reader to behold the glory of the Lord and be transformed in them.

These doctrines/ideas are:

  • The Trinity
  • The Divine Attributes
  • Creation (and not just in a focus on creationism vs. other ideas)
  • Scripture’s Authority
  • The Incarnation
  • Justification
  • Union with Christ (one could argue that this should come before Justification, but…eh)
  • Preservation
  • Ecclesiology
  • Eschatology

Each item on that list gets about twenty pages—enough to satisfy the reader of an introduction, and enough to make someone want to learn more about some of these—with good footnotes to indicate further reading. I know I added a couple of titles.

Doctrine that Leads to Delight

…in this book, we will turn toward Christian doctrine not just to become better thinkers and theologians but with a particular goal in mind: delight. To put it plainly: Delight is what this book is after, and beholding God in Christian doctrine is the intended means to get us there.

It’s a truism oft repeated, but not oft (enough) seen in practice that good theology leads to doxology. And really, that the latter depends on the former.

Kurtz doesn’t invoke that phrase, but it lives within these pages. Each chapter ends with a section focusing on delighting in the subject—and the whole chapter leads to it. All the theology and discussion of the Scriptures is setting the stage for the idea: how does this lead to delight? How does this lead to worship and joy in my life?

I knew that the book intended to focus on this idea, but I didn’t understand how much it would be bent this way until I dug in. I’d have been more eager to read it if I had.

Preservation: Delighting in Your Security

That’s the title of Chapter 8, and I’m going to pause for a moment on it. I like to focus on a chapter or two per book that really strikes home for me in this type of book. We’ll count the previous section as one of those aspects, and Chapter 8 is the second.

It starts off with a discussion about Preservation of the Saints vs. Perseverence of the Saints, and as I’ve long abandoned any affection for the TULIP, I started to tune out (sorry, Dr. Kurtz). But as he moved on from that into discussion of assurance (or, as he prefers, preservation) in general, I engaged a bit more.

He then begins the “Delighting” section by noting this isn’t an academic doctrine to be argued about.

Rather, the doctrine of preservation of the saints is a doctrine for the pew, for the hospital bed, for desperate prayers, and for the dark nights of the soul. God’s preserving faithfulness ought to be a balm for the weary and life-giving in days of suffering.

He then spends some pages focusing on resting and repenting in light of it, and my notes simply read, “Gold.”

So, what did I think about Theology for Life?

This reminded me, in scope and purpose, of Essentials of Christian Theology, that I read earlier this year. I do think that this is more successful as an introduction—partially because Kurtz didn’t try to do as much as the editors of Essentials did in roughly the same number of pages—but also because of his focus on “Doctrine that Leads to Delight.”

I haven’t focused on the explaining/defining parts too much—Kurtz does a really good job lining out the essentials, showing why it matters and helping his readers to have a good handle on the ideas. As I said above, there’s enough to launch the reader into further reading, too. Solid effort throughout.

But it’s the delighting, the beholding the Lord in such a way that transformation can occur, where this book shines. That’s why we should study theology. Kurtz not only makes the argument, but he shows how to do it. The book is worth your time for this alone.

But it’s worth your time for the rest, too, I should stress.

Basically, this is a book more than worth your time and more than worth the effort in reading (which isn’t that great)

Disclaimer: I received this book as a participant in the Baker Publishing Group Nonfiction Reviewer Program—a book that I requested. However, as always here, the opinions expressed are my own.

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Barebones WWW Wednesdays—10/7/26

So…yeah. Following the surgery (see the Saturday Miscellany post that wasn’t), we need to stay near the hospital for a month or so. And I apparently left my laptop power cord at home. Making my ability to post is somewhat limited. I mentioned how I don’t get along with the phone app, right?

Therefore, no links, no covers. Just words today. And it will still take me 3x as long to put together than it usually does 🙂

My Gen X is showing.

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This meme was formerly hosted by MizB at A Daily Rhythm and revived on Taking on a World of Words—and shown to me by Aurore-Anne-Chehoke at Diary-of-a-black-city-girl.

The Three Ws are:
What are you currently reading?
What did you recently finish reading?
What do you think you’ll read next?

Seems easy enough, right? Let’s take a peek at this week’s answers:

What are you currently reading?

The Key to a Killer by Olivia Blacke—it’s time for the duo of Ruby and Cordelia to get serious and solve Cordelia’s murder.

The Confederacy Myth: How an Insurrection of Slaveholders Tried to Destroy the United States by Connor Williams—this brief history of the Civil War focuses on under-cutting the notion of a noble CSA, replacing it with a morally bankrupt rebellion being combatted by the United States. Not a comfortable read in any way. (But a good one)

What did you recently finish reading?

Since I last checked in, I’ve finished:

Fallen Star by Lee Goldberg—a solid Eve Ronin novel. Sets up some good potential changes for the future, too.

The Jungle of Carabanana by Kate McKinnon, read by Kate McKinnon and Emily Lynne—this was the perfect way to end this silly series. I’m so glad that I gave it a shot. Will definitely be revisiting.

Bark Humbug by David Rosenfelt—this was a good one. Do not try to outsmart Amdy Carpenter.

Charmed Beast by M.K. Felix—short, sweet, got the job done.

Small Gods by Terry Pratchett—If i were to rank the 5 Discworld novels I’e read, this would be solidly number 3. Funny, good plot, solid themes. Better than the first 2, not up to the City Watch level. Shame I’ll miss the Book Club for it.

Suppression of Powers by JCM Berne—this one hit the spot. (As i expected)

Paper Murder by Ian Robinson—Robinson brings this series to a satisfying close in a tense thriller.

ande non est incisum

Nunc hoc in marmore non est incisum

What do you think you’ll read next?

This is a really good question. I’m really going for vibes/mood more than anything at the moment. Sorry reading challenges/schedules. I also just grabbed a stack of books in the rush out of the house and didn’t stop and think much)

I think my next couple of reads are going to be:

Castaway Cays: Curse of the Sea Serpent by Amy Maren Rice—a good MG read will be refreshing.

Runaway Lyrics by C.O. Bonham—Charmed Beast reminded me how much fun a good fairy-tale retelling can be. Time to give this a shot.

Seveneves by Neal Stephenson—I won’t be able to make the Book Club meeting for it, but I should still do the reading (I’ve got the time, and I’m intrigued).

How’re things going with you?

PUB DAY REPOST: Grandpappy’s Corner: Fancy Dogs by Tini Malina, Tammi Reichel (Translator): No Plain Pooches Here

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Fancy Dogs

by Tini Malina, Tammi Reichel (Translator)

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Publisher: NorthSouth Books
Publication Date: October 6, 2026
Format: eARC
Length: 48 pg.
Read Date: August 3, 2026
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What’s Fancy Dogs About?

Books and films about dogs who live as strays, or in packs on the street are common. But for every Tramp, there’s a Lady—a dog who lives a very different lifestyle, and we don’t spend that much time talking about them.

Malina comes along to address the imbalance with this book giving us a peek behind the curtain—just what is it like to live as a “fancy dog”? And are they just as silly and mischief-bound as their lower-class cousins? (short answer: yes)

Let’s Talk about the Art for a Minute

This is one of those picture books where the charm of the art is in it’s simplicity (note that I said simplicity, as in straight-forward. Not easy.). None of the canines portrayed in these pages are all that anatomically great. But they’re all dogs at a glance. It’s crisp, it’s clean, it’s attractive.

It’s amazing what a simple bow tie can do to a drawing of a dog. There’s no question the primary dog is a fancy dog—although, he’s not above switching off the bow tie for a spiffy scarf or a shiny collar, either.

You can see some pages from the German edition here.

How is it to Read Aloud?

I bet it’s great in German—it’s pretty good in English, although I wonder if the original has a few more rhymes.

I did enjoy it, don’t get me wrong, I just think one or two more rhymes would be better. I still look forward to trying this with the grandcritters.

So, what did I think about Fancy Dogs?

It’s fun, it made me smile, and I bet at least one grandcritter of mine will have me read it a time or three. That’s good enough for me.

There’s a little bit of humor that will have to be explained to an American kid, but that works out for those who don’t want to explain literal potty-humor to a three-year-old. (don’t worry, it’s just about alternatives to a water bowl that some dogs engage in)

I had a great time with Fancy Dogs the two times I’ve read it—I expect you will, too. Especially if you have a young’un to share it with.

Disclaimer: I received this eARC from NorthSouth Books via NetGalley in exchange for this post which contains my honest opinion—thanks to both for this.

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There Probably Won’t be a Saturday Miscellany—10/3/26

My son got “The Call” yesterday evening, and he, my wife, and I hot-footed our way to Salt Lake City for his second kidney transplant.

The surgeon just informed me that he’s out of surgery and things are looking good. But I have no idea when I’ll get my laptop online, so I cant predict what’s going to post here over the next few days. (I don’t get along with the Android app and am uncertain what this post will look like, much less one with actual formatting. So I’m not going to try one of those)

Stay tuned, true believers. More irresponsible bookishness to come!

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Book Blogger Hop: What’s Your Biggest Fear?

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This prompt was submitted by Billy @ Coffee Addicted Writer:

As a book lover, what’s your biggest fear??

Biggest fear? Um…heights, large crowds, apostatizing, a diet that consists solely of mushrooms and Brussels sprouts? A life without my anti-anxiety meds?

Oh, wait. The prompt said, “as a book lover.” I mean, everything I do is as a book lover, so the above is right, but… As the prompt specified “as a book lover” and this is for the Book Blogger Hop, I should probably come up with something more related to books.

bullet Well, one big fright is encapsulated in this email I got yesterday:
an image of text reading 'Turn Claude or ChatGPT into your WordPress sidekick With Jetpack MCP, you describe what you want, and the AI agents you already use will make it happen on your site. Once you connect your site and your agent with the Jetpack MCP, you can ask for things like: “Modernize my homepage.” “Automate my plugin updates.” “What needs my attention this week?” Pages, design, maintenance, and more can be handled across every site you own, in one conversation.'

I’m so worried about the impact of “AI” replacing human creatives—and even human responses. How many bloggers/reviewers are doing something like “write me a positive review of TITLE by AUTHOR in the style of…”? (also, what’s the point of that?) I can easily see a point where someone is having ChatGPT construct a review of a book based on a Claude summary of that book.

bullet I’m afraid of fire and/or flood attacking my books. (and the rest of the house—including the people and dogs that reside in it). I’m afraid that my wife will read this post and have opinions about where I placed people and dogs on that list.

bullet I’m afraid of the monster at the end of the book.*

bullet I’m afraid that we as a society are steamrolling to a post-literate state. Not just because that will lead to a loss of literature and imagination, likely to a reduction in empathy and intelligence, too. But because of what will replace it and what kind of people that will come from it. (I do hold out hope for groups like those depicted in Thomas Cahill’s How the Irish Saved Civilization)

bullet I am—this is fairly serious—about my eyesight and my ability to keep reading. My left eye has been practically useless for years on this front, and while Ol’ Righty is hanging in strong. Yes, audiobooks are a great way to experience books. But not being able to use my eyes on a book would be a big hit.

bullet I’m afraid that the “big 5” will stop taking chances when it comes to new voices and new ideas and churn out cookie cutter things that will be a step above AI. There’s a good argument to be made that they’ve already started. Also, that the 5 will further conglomerate to the point that they’re just 1 or 2.

bullet And I’m so worried about the baggage retrieval
System they’ve got at Heathrow

* Not really, but it felt amusing.

Opening Lines: Seveneves by Neal Stephenson

Head & Shoulders used to tell us that, “You never get a second chance to make a first impression.” That’s true for wearing dark shirts, and it’s especially true for books. Sometimes the characters will hook the reader, sometimes the premise, sometimes it’s just knowing the author—but nothing beats a great opening for getting a reader to commit.

The moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason. It was waxing, only one day short of full. The time was 05:03:12 UTC. Later it would be designated A+0.0.0, or simply Zero.

An amateur astronomer in Utah was the first person on Earth to realize that something unusual was happening. Moments earlier, he had noticed a blur flourishing in the vicinity of the Reiner Gamma formation, near the moon’s equator. He assumed it was a dust cloud thrown up by a meteor strike. He pulled out his phone and blogged the event, moving his stiff thumbs (for he was high on a mountain and the air was as cold as it was clear) as fast as he could to secure the claim to himself. Other astronomers would soon be pointing their telescopes at the same dust cloud—might be doing it already! But—supposing he could move his thumbs fast enough—he would be the first to point it out. The fame would be his; if the meteorite left behind a visible crater, perhaps it would even bear his name.

His name was forgotten. By the time he had gotten his phone out of his pocket, his crater no longer existed. Nor did the moon.

When he pocketed his phone and put his eye back to the eyepiece of his telescope, he let out a curse, since all he saw was a tawny blur. He must have knocked the telescope out of focus. He began to twiddle the focus knob. This didn’t help.

Finally he pulled back from the telescope and looked with his naked eyes at the place where the moon was supposed to be. In that moment he ceased to be a scientist, with privileged information, and became no different from millions of other people around the Americas, gaping in awe and astonishment at the most extraordinary thing that humans had ever seen in the sky.

from Seveneves by Neal Stephenson

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