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Opening Lines: The Daughters’ War by Christopher Buehlman

We all know we’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover (yet, publishing companies spend big bucks on cover design/art, and we all do judge them that way). But, the opening sentence(s)/paragraph(s) are fair game. So, when I stumble on a good opening (or remember one and pull it off the shelves), I like to throw it up here (especially if I’m out of time to come up with a post that involves writing on my part).

from The Daughters’ War by Christopher Buehlman:

I saw my first goblin the same day I saw my first shipwreck.

I was under sail, on my way to war.

On my way to fall in love with death, and with a queen.

On my way to lose all of my friends, and two of my brothers.

I would see a great city fall in blood and fire, betrayed by a false god.

Later, I would be commanded to die on a high stone bridge, but I would fail in this.

The rest of the First Lanza of His Majesty’s Corvid Knights would not fail.

This is not a happy story, but it is a true one.

I have no time for lies, or for liars.

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PUB DAY REPOST: Killer Vibes by Jack Friday: Weird (and Dangerous) Times in a Weird City

Cover of Killer Vibes by Jack FridayKiller Vibes

by Jack Friday

DETAILS:
Series: Peter Key Mysteries, #1
Publisher: Minotaur Books
Publication Date: July 14, 2026
Format: eARC
Length: 352 pg.
Read Date: July 6, 2026
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What’s Killer Vibes About?

Peter Key is an aimless, small-time weed dealer in his late 20s trying to live like someone in their late teens/early 20s. And that lifestyle is falling apart for him (to mix genres, think a less put-together, but better read, version of Cameron at the beginning of Remarkably Bright Creatures).

Then in an almost deus ex machina move—a lawyer shows up to tell him that his uncle (who he barely knew) is: 1. dead, 2. left him a house, a car, and some other things, and 3. left him a pile of debt.

All Peter can hear is the house part—as he’s about 20 minutes away from being homeless at that point. The lawyer has a bunch of advice about selling the home, getting rid of the debt, and whatnot. Peter wants to just move in and do so right now.

The house is a pigsty, his uncle was clearly going through a hoarding period in his life, and there are so many real estate brokers and bankers pushing him to sell the place that it feels uncomfortable. Add in some mysterious threats and warnings—and a car or two that seems to be following him everywhere.

Peter starts wondering about all this—including the way his uncle died, and starts playing amateur detective.

It’s not long before he runs into a PI who oddly enough, offers him a job and starts to show him better ways to go about what he’s trying to do.

Things get worse for Peter from there. (But better for the reader.)

Austin

What I know about Austin is so minimal. Tres Nevarre spent some time there and probably formed my initial impressions, I’ve heard about SXSW® (and wish I had an excuse to visit it firsthand), and there’s the whole “Keep Austin weird” thing that you can’t help but hear about. So…yeah, I have very little and very shallow understanding of it.

And I’m not saying that reading one mystery novel has set me straight and I’m as close to a native as you can get.

But I feel like I have a much better—grounded, fuller, and possibly nuanced—idea about it. Assuming Friday wasn’t just blowing smoke about his own city. The mix of poverty and obnoxious wealth so close to each other; a city where super exclusive poker games are regular things for the mega-rich and Beyoncé listening parties are loud and joyfully raucous; and some third thing to really round out this list.

In keeping with the title of the book, I think we’re treated to some good Austin Vibes here. And I found that great. I don’t need another Chicago, NYC, LA, or Boston PI (not that I won’t read them!), I really like getting to know another city.

Why did I pick this up? Why did I keep reading?

I requested this from NetGalley because of the phrase in the blurb: “self-proclaimed ‘laziest private investigator in Texas.'” That was enough. Now, I’m not so sure I see him as all that lazy (yet), but that line was enough to get me interested.

Once I started reading, why did I stick with it? That’s really easy—the mystery was complex without getting convoluted, the writing was crisp and clear, the characters leapt off the page—and while Peter is woefully under-qualified to tackle the things he does in this book, somehow he gets by on instinct. That’s just fun to watch.

What does this book tell us about humanity?

All families are messy. Some families are messier than others. That’s really all it boils down to here.

The first family unit we meet in this book (a couple of brothers, plus the girlfriend of one brother) is messy enough that the prudes in the readership might wonder if they want to keep pushing on (I sure did). And, honestly? It turns out that they’re the healthiest family in the book. By a mile. (however, most will not engage the prude-reflex, I should assure you).

And yet—in some way—for most of them, the family bonds, the family loyalty, the impulse to turn to family, etc. is incredibly strong. Arguably, they are the strongest when it shouldn’t be. There are some who have severed that bond—for good or ill.

But for those who haven’t—this book shows focuses on the trouble that can bring—in multiple ways and levels.

So, what did I think about Killer Vibes?

It has been a good, long, time since I read a book that was so obviously a pilot for the rest of a series. It’s about establishing the character, getting him into a new city and trying to rebuild his life, getting involved with a PI to learn from, and then starting in that career—oh, and getting a dog. And as a pilot, it was great.

I do have high hopes for this series. But I think we’re really going to need book 2 to really get an idea what it’ll be like. This novel is too focused on Peter and his family to really get a sense for what kind of stories this is going to be made up of. We know a couple of the characters we should expect to see—Grady, his receptionist, Peter’s friend…but that’s really it. So we can make a guess or two, but…it’s hard to really know. And I’m okay with that. Killer Vibes was good enough that I’m back.

But let me focus on this as a novel. Boy howdy, this was good. As a person, Peter isn’t someone I want to get to know—I think I’d enjoy knowing them, but the getting acquainted part would be difficult for me. And I kind of felt that way about the character at the beginning, too—I was interested in what was going on with him. I also really wanted to see how he goes from the kind of petty criminal that season 1 Jesse Pinkman would look down on, to a PI by the end of the novel.

But the more time I spent with him and watching him navigate the dangerous situation he found himself in—the more I liked him. Even if you don’t like him as a character—he’s a fun bumbling amateur detective in way over his head. Nevertheless, he’s largely successful at it, too. And who can’t enjoy that?

The mysteries surrounding Peter, his house, and his uncle are rich ground for readers to immerse themselves in*. There’s really not a character that you don’t want a little more of (after chapter 2, anyway)—they’re colorful, they’re multilayered, many of them are witty, and they feel real. The stakes are believable. And Friday knows his way around pacing, plot turns/twists, and how to reveal answers/clues/partial answers in a mystery.

Killer Vibes had it all. Mystery readers are going to want to be sure they make time for this one this summer.

* I know you can’t immerse yourself in ground, but roll with it, will ya?

Disclaimer: I received this eARC from St. Martin’s Press via NetGalley in exchange for this post which contains my honest opinion—thanks to both for this.

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What Can I Possibly Say about Dungeon Crawler Carl That You Haven’t Read Dozens of Times?

Okay, after putting it off for months, I finally got around to reading the paperback I bought last year. Then a friend got me the audiobook—and I had to see if Hays was as great as everyone said. So I did both versions in a month. Which isn’t how I usually do things, but sometimes…


Cover of Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt DinnimanDungeon Crawler Carl

by Matt Dinniman, read by Jeff Hays

DETAILS:
Series: Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1
Publisher: Ace; Audible Studios
Publication Date: December 30, 2025; January 28, 2021 
Format: Paperback, Audiobook
Length: 427 pg.; 13 hrs., 31 min.
Read Date: June 9-11, 2026; June 26-30, 2026
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“Not everything will be social commentary.”

“It’s usually just stupid,” I muttered.

“It’s entertainment,” Mordecai said.

What’s Dungeon Crawler Carl About?

For the maybe 5 of you who haven’t learned this (inadvertently or purposefully), after living amongst us for decades, an alien race nearly wipes out the human race in an instant. Every human being—or physical object, plant, or animal—that was in an enclosed space was crushed when those buildings flattened. Those who survived were given the opportunity to enter a Dungeon to compete in a Hunger Games sort of reality show for several alien races to watch.

Sadly, for Carl, he only survived this because he was outside to catch his ex-girlfriend’s cat in the middle of the night. As he thought this would be a quick dash outside, he was wearing a jacket, t-shirt, boxers, and his girlfriend’s Crocs. Somehow, he didn’t realize he’d be in these clothes—and only these clothes—for (possibly) the rest of his life.

On the other hand, Carl is a veteran of the Coast Guard with plenty of experience in explosives, who worked as a marine technician in Seattle before the Dungeon.

The series is about he and that cat doing everything they can to survive the Dungeon.

Grand Champion, Breed Winner Regional, National Winner Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk

Cats are assholes. I get it. But do you know why people like cats, despite their asshole-ness? It’s because they don’t fucking talk. If they did, and they were all like you, they’d all be extinct because we’d have killed you all by now.

Ignoring my mild allergy, I’m not anti-cat. I’m just ambivalent about them. It generally comes across as a vague dislike (especially if I’m not ignoring my mild allergy). And when it comes to fictional Felis catus representation, I’m ambivalent at best.

So imagine my surprise when I’m about halfway through this book when I have to confess to my cat-loving daughter that there’s a good chance that my favorite new character of the year is a particular tortoiseshell Persian cat—”one of those fluffy, flat-faced cats that look like they need to be sitting on the lap of a Bond villain.” Okay, her surprise was bigger than mine.

Princess Donut is just so much fun—well, at least once she eats the Enhanced Pet Biscuit which turns her into a talking, sentient cat with plenty of memories of her life before the Dungeon (mostly to Carl’s consternation). She soon picks up the ability to hurl magic missiles from her eyes.

She is vain, she is mildly manipulative when it comes to Carl, her charisma score enables her to charm just about every NPC they encounter (and she does okay with the rest, too). Thanks to her history of competing in cat shows, she’s a natural when it comes to dealing with the media.

And…I don’t know…she’s got buckets of je ne sais quoi and I can’t get enough of her. I’m not sure I trust her choice in pets (she adopts a baby velicraptor-like creature toward the end of the book), but I can’t see how that won’t prove to be hilarious down the road (just seeing some fan art online assures me of that).

One Monster Description That Tells You a Lot About the Book

Part of a collective mind intent upon destroying any semblance of scientific progress in the universe, the Krakaren is the only communal brain entity in the galaxy who actually gets stupider as time moves on. Consisting of multiple, shrieking tentacles, members of the Krakaren cooperative spend their days birthing their disease-laden minions, creating and selling harmful products, attempting to debate scientific experts, and proselytizing to the weak-minded, all in an attempt to… Well, nobody knows what the hell their end goal is. Even Eris, Goddess of Chaos, doesn’t want anything to do with these crazy assholes.

(was this essentially me reaching to find an excuse to post that quotation? Yes. But also…it really does give you the flavor of the prose, humor, and strangeness of the monsters)

A Quick Word about the Narration

Jeff Hays is on his way to being my favorite audiobook narrator. He’s got stiff competition, but after two books, he’s got a shot at knocking people like Lorelei King, Gildart Jackson, Luke Daniels, and Ray Porter off the podium.

His choice to base Carl’s voice off of Patrick Warburton (and his performance of it) was inspired. His portrayal of Princess Donut is dynamite. And the way he does every other character is great.

If this is how polished he is with the first book—I can only imagine he’ll be fantastic once he gets some experience with Dinniman’s characters and style.

So, what did I think about Dungeon Crawler Carl?

If we get to the point where we don’t help each other anymore, that’s when we stop being human.

I really do think that it’s possible to dig deep with a lot of this book, to sink your teeth into it and see that Dinniman is accomplishing a lot and has a lot to say.

It’s also entirely possible to shutdown all your critical faculties and just have a blast with this book.

Both are totally appropriate ways to enjoy this (well, that’s true of just about every book—but it feels truer here).

I’m going to try to dig deeper when I get to future installments. But for now, I’ll just note that this is more than just jokes and killing things and leave it at that.

Dinniman draws on a bunch of video games, Douglas Adams, The Hunger Games, The Running Man, Ready Player One to create this world—and that would be enough, but when you add in his particular brand of humor and heart…I tell you what, that’s just great stuff.

If you, like me, have held off from this for whatever reason you have. Reconsider it. This is one of the most entertaining books I’ve read in ages, and I’m counting down the days until they finally release book two in paperback (and/or I decide to pay for the hardcovers).

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Killer Vibes by Jack Friday: Weird (and Dangerous) Times in a Weird City

Cover of Killer Vibes by Jack FridayKiller Vibes

by Jack Friday

DETAILS:
Series: Peter Key Mysteries, #1
Publisher: Minotaur Books
Publication Date: July 14, 2026
Format: eARC
Length: 352 pg.
Read Date: July 6, 2026
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What’s Killer Vibes About?

Peter Key is an aimless, small-time weed dealer in his late 20s trying to live like someone in their late teens/early 20s. And that lifestyle is falling apart for him (to mix genres, think a less put-together, but better read, version of Cameron at the beginning of Remarkably Bright Creatures).

Then in an almost deus ex machina move—a lawyer shows up to tell him that his uncle (who he barely knew) is: 1. dead, 2. left him a house, a car, and some other things, and 3. left him a pile of debt.

All Peter can hear is the house part—as he’s about 20 minutes away from being homeless at that point. The lawyer has a bunch of advice about selling the home, getting rid of the debt, and whatnot. Peter wants to just move in and do so right now.

The house is a pigsty, his uncle was clearly going through a hoarding period in his life, and there are so many real estate brokers and bankers pushing him to sell the place that it feels uncomfortable. Add in some mysterious threats and warnings—and a car or two that seems to be following him everywhere.

Peter starts wondering about all this—including the way his uncle died, and starts playing amateur detective.

It’s not long before he runs into a PI who oddly enough, offers him a job and starts to show him better ways to go about what he’s trying to do.

Things get worse for Peter from there. (But better for the reader.)

Austin

What I know about Austin is so minimal. Tres Nevarre spent some time there and probably formed my initial impressions, I’ve heard about SXSW® (and wish I had an excuse to visit it firsthand), and there’s the whole “Keep Austin weird” thing that you can’t help but hear about. So…yeah, I have very little and very shallow understanding of it.

And I’m not saying that reading one mystery novel has set me straight and I’m as close to a native as you can get.

But I feel like I have a much better—grounded, fuller, and possibly nuanced—idea about it. Assuming Friday wasn’t just blowing smoke about his own city. The mix of poverty and obnoxious wealth so close to each other; a city where super exclusive poker games are regular things for the mega-rich and Beyoncé listening parties are loud and joyfully raucous; and some third thing to really round out this list.

In keeping with the title of the book, I think we’re treated to some good Austin Vibes here. And I found that great. I don’t need another Chicago, NYC, LA, or Boston PI (not that I won’t read them!), I really like getting to know another city.

Why did I pick this up? Why did I keep reading?

I requested this from NetGalley because of the phrase in the blurb: “self-proclaimed ‘laziest private investigator in Texas.'” That was enough. Now, I’m not so sure I see him as all that lazy (yet), but that line was enough to get me interested.

Once I started reading, why did I stick with it? That’s really easy—the mystery was complex without getting convoluted, the writing was crisp and clear, the characters leapt off the page—and while Peter is woefully under-qualified to tackle the things he does in this book, somehow he gets by on instinct. That’s just fun to watch.

What does this book tell us about humanity?

All families are messy. Some families are messier than others. That’s really all it boils down to here.

The first family unit we meet in this book (a couple of brothers, plus the girlfriend of one brother) is messy enough that the prudes in the readership might wonder if they want to keep pushing on (I sure did). And, honestly? It turns out that they’re the healthiest family in the book. By a mile. (however, most will not engage the prude-reflex, I should assure you).

And yet—in some way—for most of them, the family bonds, the family loyalty, the impulse to turn to family, etc. is incredibly strong. Arguably, they are the strongest when it shouldn’t be. There are some who have severed that bond—for good or ill.

But for those who haven’t—this book shows focuses on the trouble that can bring—in multiple ways and levels.

So, what did I think about Killer Vibes?

It has been a good, long, time since I read a book that was so obviously a pilot for the rest of a series. It’s about establishing the character, getting him into a new city and trying to rebuild his life, getting involved with a PI to learn from, and then starting in that career—oh, and getting a dog. And as a pilot, it was great.

I do have high hopes for this series. But I think we’re really going to need book 2 to really get an idea what it’ll be like. This novel is too focused on Peter and his family to really get a sense for what kind of stories this is going to be made up of. We know a couple of the characters we should expect to see—Grady, his receptionist, Peter’s friend…but that’s really it. So we can make a guess or two, but…it’s hard to really know. And I’m okay with that. Killer Vibes was good enough that I’m back.

But let me focus on this as a novel. Boy howdy, this was good. As a person, Peter isn’t someone I want to get to know—I think I’d enjoy knowing them, but the getting acquainted part would be difficult for me. And I kind of felt that way about the character at the beginning, too—I was interested in what was going on with him. I also really wanted to see how he goes from the kind of petty criminal that season 1 Jesse Pinkman would look down on, to a PI by the end of the novel.

But the more time I spent with him and watching him navigate the dangerous situation he found himself in—the more I liked him. Even if you don’t like him as a character—he’s a fun bumbling amateur detective in way over his head. Nevertheless, he’s largely successful at it, too. And who can’t enjoy that?

The mysteries surrounding Peter, his house, and his uncle are rich ground for readers to immerse themselves in*. There’s really not a character that you don’t want a little more of (after chapter 2, anyway)—they’re colorful, they’re multilayered, many of them are witty, and they feel real. The stakes are believable. And Friday knows his way around pacing, plot turns/twists, and how to reveal answers/clues/partial answers in a mystery.

Killer Vibes had it all. Mystery readers are going to want to be sure they make time for this one this summer.

* I know you can’t immerse yourself in ground, but roll with it, will ya?

Disclaimer: I received this eARC from St. Martin’s Press via NetGalley in exchange for this post which contains my honest opinion—thanks to both for this.

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Just A Couple of Thoughts about Artificial Condition by Martha Wells

Cover of Artificial Condition by Martha WellsArtificial Condition

by Martha Wells

DETAILS:
Series: The Muderbot Diaries, #2
Publisher: Tordotcom
Publication Date: May 08, 2018
Format: Hardcover
Length: 158 pg.
Read Date: June 19, 2026
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What’s Artificial Condition About?

For the first time in its existence, Murderbot is free to go where it wants (although it needs to be careful about where, so it’s not mistaken for a rogue unit), do what it wants, all for itself.

Somewhat surprisingly—at least that’s how I reacted for half-a-second and then it made total sense—it wants to go back to the mining colony where it killed so many humans to try to understand what happened. And how it relates to the hacking of its governor module.

Along the way, it befriends a transport vessel, and hires on to protect some scientists who are trying to take on a mega-corporation.

So, what did I think about Artificial Condition ?

Okay, so why did I sleep on this for so long? Yes, I should’ve just bought and read the entire series (available at the time) back in 2023 when I read All Systems Red. But I didn’t. Then I bought this one back in February 2025—and still didn’t read it until June.

I promise you, there has been much in the way of self-berating since I started reading this.

The novella is so short, that to give it my usual treatment seems like too much. So let me just cut to the chase:

Not only does Murderbot make a new friend (although the road to friendship was bumpy) with the transport ship it dubbed, ART. But there’s a connection made with another ‘bot, too. There’s a growing network of connections of beings with similar intelligence and interests (especially in episodic media) for our friend, and I’m enjoying it as much as I wonder where Wells is taking us with that notion.

The humans Murderbot tries to help this time aren’t quite at the same level as the PreservationAux crew when it comes to taking care of themselves—or at paying attention Murderbot. But it was good to see it try with others, even as what it learns about itself by interaction with them is a little sad.

On the other hand, watching Muderbot deal with humans who are trying to take advantage of his new group…well, that’s another kind of satisfying.

As much as I enjoyed the first of The Murderbot Diaries, this one really set the hook in . The character development was fantastic—as is watching its increasing self-awareness, and…well all the intangible stuff doing on with the former SecUnit. The narrative voice alone is worth coming back for—but there are a multitude of reasons to do so.

If you—like me—continue to sleep on this series. Quit it. You won’t be sorry.

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Dead Men Don’t Play Fetch by David Rosenfelt: Recovery Programs, Dog Shelters, and Murder—It’s Right Up Andy Carpenter’s Alley

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by David Rosenfelt

DETAILS:
Series: Andy Carpenter, #32
Publisher: Minotaur Books
Publication Date: July 7, 2026
Format: eARC
Length: 288 pg.
Read Date: June 26, 2026
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What’s Dead Men Don’t Play Fetch About?

Andy gets called by an old acquaintance—one he feels indebted to. Lou Campanelli runs a rehab center, and one of the homeless gentlemen served there has been arrested for the murder of an eccentric billionaire. He’s in need of a defense attorney.

He’s also in need of someone to care for his dog.

Both of which are Andy Carpenter specialties.

Andy and his team come to a quick conclusion about their client’s innocence. But figuring out a defense for him…well, that’s going to take some work.

Why did I pick this up? Why did I keep reading?

I picked this up because after 31 books in the series, how do I not? Okay, I guess I have abandoned some series in the 20s. But those haven’t kept things as fresh, kept changing things (while not changing too much).

The banter between Andy and the other characters still works. Andy’s changing ideas about his work (earlier in the series he was just trying to do as little as possible, now he’s shifted to trying to retire. It’s a subtle difference, but it’s there). We’re getting to know some of these characters in new ways—even as the cast grows a little.

And the mysteries are still clever and the courtroom material never gets old.

What’s the Same? What’s Different?

As I alluded to above, to keep a series this long-running you have to balance changing things and keeping things the same to satisfy long-time fans without letting them tire of things.

Here’s a quick list of things that came to mind:
Marcus is a little more mysterious and dangerous than he’s been in the last few books. In fact, he might be his most dangerous here. He also makes a huge blunder—I’m not used to seeing that from him. I’m also not sure how it served the story. I need to think on this some more.

Sam and his hacking are reliable as ever—I’m glad that some of Andy’s crew are still uncomfortable with the legality of it, even if some of the others have given up caring.

Andy’s uneasy relationship with both the FBI and various organized crime groups continue—I wonder a little about the lengths he goes to with the latter in this book. How far is too far—and how long will he continue in the good graces of some of these mobsters?

We got very little of Edna this go-around, but the jokes made about her worked. Eddie Dowd was practically a non-entity as well. Which is a shame, he should be around for more than some of the behind-the-scenes legal work.

Not only do we have a good amount of action for the Tara Foundation here—which is always good to see—there’s discussion about the establishment of another dog rescue in town—and this one will be a nationwide chain. Rosenfelt obviously cares a lot for this kind of work, and it’s a pleasure to see him get the chance to dwell on it.

So, what did I think about Dead Men Don’t Play Fetch?

I really enjoyed this one—and really had a hard time stopping when I needed to go back to work after lunch—I’d have been much more content to finish the book then and there. Everything was firing on all cylinders for this book and It was just a pleasure to read.

Well…almost all cylinders were firing. There was a moment semi-early-on when one of the characters says something that didn’t make a lot of sense to me (I’m trying to be obscure here). After going back to check what had been said earlier with what this character said, it really seemed like a misstatement. Maybe Rosenfelt goofed and no editor picked it up. Or maybe because I had an ARC that it would be something to be fixed before the book hit the shelves.

But no. It was a clue. A very intentional thing by Rosenfelt. And boy, I felt sheepish. I really thought I was eagle-eyed by catching that. And, maybe I was. But I was so wrong in my understanding of it. Once I saw it as a clue (and no, I won’t tell you how far I was in the book before I realized that*), I really appreciated the way that Rosenfelt worked it in like he did. Even if the realization that I wasn’t so clever as I thought I was when the character goofed still smarted.

I guess everything was firing on all cylinders, but me.

It’s a clever mystery, perpetrated by believable people, with high stakes for all involved. The characters are fun and engaging. There’s really nothing more to ask for.

If Rosenfelt keeps going like this, I’m in for as many books as he cares to write. This would make a fine jumping-on point for those who like a good legal thriller (on the light side). It also works well for people who read some of the earlier books, but didn’t keep up. You’ll be fine jumping back in.

I encourage you all to do so.

* Very.

Disclaimer: I received this eARC from St. Martin’s Press via NetGalley in exchange for this post which contains my honest opinion—thanks to both for this.

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The Devils by Joe Abercrombie: Sometimes It’s Difficult to Tell Who’s on the Right Side, and Who the Wrong—

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by Abercrombie

DETAILS:
Series: The Devils, #1
Publisher: Tor Books
Publication Date: May 13, 2025
Format: Hardcover
Length: 560 pgs.
Read Date: June 3-8, 2026
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“The missions assigned to the Chapel of the Holy Expediency are like the members of the congregation–each awful in its own special way.”

What’s The Devils About?

So a monk is called to the Sacred City and is given a new assignment, to serve the Chapel of the Holy Expediency. This particular congregation is given special missions for The Church, typically of the supernatural variety. Oh, I should mention that the congregation is made up of a necromancer, a vampire, an elf, a warrior who is cursed to remain alive, and so on. The monk that “leads” the missions seems to be a rotating door, with few surviving long (Brother Diaz doesn’t really grasp this until he’s been on his first mission for a bit).

This is kind of a Suicide Squad of a congregation–sent to deal with the biggest threats facing The Church and the Western kingdoms. Although it could be argued that Amanda Waller’s penalty for disobedience is kinder–definitely quicker–than the Pope’s. Oh, right–when the members of the congregation are sent on a mission, a binding is placed on them to keep them on-task. The discipline that binding imposes is…disturbing.

The mission that this book centers around is taking a certain street thief to Troy. This thief, it turns out, is a long-lost princess and the rightful Empress of the Eastern Kingdom. The Chapel of the Holy Expediency is to escort her to Troy and get her enthroned safely, in the hopes that she’ll be more amenable to negotiations with the West than others there happen to be. She has several new-to-her family members who want her stopped (permanently) so they can get the crown, so it won’t be easy.

The Alternate History of it All

Ignoring the fact that vampires, elves, necromancers, and so on exist, this is very much our world. With a few differences–Troy won that particular war and is a dominant city in the region (poor Constantinople), Carthage is the dominant Western culture/city (even after its “fall”), and a few other things that I’ll leave you to find.

I (or someone with greater focus and better historical knowledge) could write an entire post or two about the Alternate History that Abercrombie creates here. This is a 1400s (or was it 1300s) Europe that is recognizable—but not. There are so many small, small details that he tweaks that have giant repercussions.

There’s an argument to be made that Abercrombie went too far with his Alternate version of the Church. The Western Church looks very much like our Western Church of the time, as does the Eastern Church. The schism between the two was similar, too. But there are significant differences—God’s Daughter was sent to Earth and was executed on the wheel. In addition to differences about the understanding of the Trinity (the third member of which was never mentioned), there’s a difference in the makeup of the clergy—only male priests or either male and female? Also, the Pope is a female.

And so on—there are other differences between our Church(es) and this book’s—but I’ll leave at that. For me, it became clear that not only is this a Fantasy world that looks a lot like ours, but isn’t. It’s a religion that looks a lot like ours, but really isn’t—in much the same way that the church of The First Law, A Song of Ice and Fire, or The Gentleman Bastards aren’t ours. If you can accept those—you should have no problem with this one.

Why did I pick this up? Why did I keep reading?

I heard an interview or two with Abercrombie around the time this was released last year—before the first interview was over, I was more than ready to buy it. And I did—I just didn’t have time to get to it. And once I learned our Fantasy Book Club was going to be discussing it in June, I stopped trying and just waited.

Why did I stick with it? It was funny, intriguing, engaging…and all the other glowing things I’m probably going to say in the last section. You could ignore all that and just focus on the Alternate History of it all, and would find enough to keep going.

I can’t understand why someone wouldn’t keep going once they picked it up (although I’m sure it’s happened—tastes differ).

What does this book tell us about humanity?

“Tell me… the elves. Are they really as bad as they say?”

“I have come to think . . . that they are no worse than men.” Jakob took a long breath. “So . . . yes.”

Everyone we meet, and I mean everyone–if even for a half-page–is in some ways a monster. Or a devil, if you want to get titular about it. There’s not a single white hat to be found anywhere. Some hats come in shades of gray, with very dark patches–piebald, I guess.

This is a recurrent theme–recurrent seems to be putting it mildly. Think of Spidey’s “With Great Power…”–especially in some of the movie versions. You just get beat over the head with it. By the time we get to that quotation above, Jakob’s line lost a little of its punch because any semi-conscious reader would’ve come to the same conclusion.

But also–and this is the important thing–there’s hope for everyone to tame their monster, to mend their ways, to get their devil to repent. We see examples of that throughout the book–some in small ways, some larger. It’s nice to see that this isn’t completely bleak.

So, what did I think about The Devils?

You can stack your doubts high before. You can polish your regrets up after. But while the fight’s on, your purpose must be pure. Kill the enemy. Don’t die yourself.

It was better than I expected—and I had high expectations. Premise; tone; characters; humor; execution of the premise; fight scenes; setting up the series/sequel; satisfying turns in the story; twists you couldn’t (but arguably should’ve seen coming); twists you sort of expected but still rocked you when they came up; fight scenes; fun twists on fantasy races; cool magic; cool magic in fight scenes…check, check, check, check, and check. (Okay, I left out some checks there, but you get the point).

Abercrombie has well demonstrated his ability to give his readers a good battle scene. Granted, I haven’t read everything he’s written, so I could be disproven here. But I think he went above and beyond his standard. If only for length. I read one review that said the final battle went on for 80 pages. I didn’t go back to check, but that sounds right. And even if that writer was wrong–zowie, the fact that he could write that and be close to right says a lot about the sequence. And it was so, so good.

Abercrombie’s twisted brand of humor is on full display here–there’s plenty of low-brow jokes (the binding the Pope puts on the congregation has, um, intense intestinal feedback for those who attempt to stray from the task), some clever dialogue, some character moments that make you laugh out loud, and…a few other types of humor that I can’t remember.

The book club discussion about this book was one of the more united conversations that I’ve been around for in the meetings:

Person 1: “What did you think about X?”
Person 2: “Oh, X was so great because Y.”
Person 3: “Not only Y, but Z and W!”
Person 2: “Oh….right, W! And the way that W led to V? Come on…”
Person 4: “And then the joke that was there about U?”
[general chuckling]

Repeat that for about an hour. I mean, it’s a generally supportive and non-confrontational group in the first place. But this meeting was a love-fest. There was more picking at bits of beloved Legends and Lattes for crying out loud.

And honestly, I could go on and on along those lines. But no one wants to read that…and I’m not sure when I could get myself to stop. So, I’ll just try to sum it up here: if you’re a fantasy reader who loves a little snark, a good deal of violence, and fantastic characters, you want to read The Devils. End of story.

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20 Books of Summer 2026: June Check-In

20 Books of Summer 2026
Annabel from AnnaBookBel carries on the work started by Cathy of 746 Books . You can read her kick-off post here.

I have read 8 of the 20 so far, which is not bad. One of that 8 is the biggest by page count (but probably one of the easiest reads), so I’m feeling pretty good about being able to check this one off the list. Sadly, I’ve written about only…let me check my math here…none of them. That’s not good. I have 80% of a post done for The Devils, but am so busy second-guessing myself that it’s now been 7 days since I meant to post it. Ooops. I think I’ll catch up on those pretty quickly. I hope to, anyway.

Not that it matters, but I’ve also finished one off of my Top Ten Tuesday: Books on My Summer 2026 to-Read List (That Aren’t on My 20 Books Challenge) list, too.

This summer, my 20 are:

✔ 1. The Devils by Joe Abercrombie
2. Trade of Blood by Robert Jackson Bennett
3. Eyes of Empire by JCM Berne
4. Cold Iron Task by James Butcher
5. Eaters of the Dead by Michael Crichton
✔ 6. Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman
7. Detained: A boy’s journal of survival and resilience by D. Esperanza and Gerardo Iván Morales
✔ 8. What’s Next: A Backstage Pass to The West Wing, Its Cast and Crew, and Its Enduring Legacy of Service by Melissa Fitzgerald and Mary McCormack
9. Killer Vibes by Jack Friday
✔ 10. Manitou by Glen Gabel
✔ 11. Wool by Hugh Howey
✔ 12. Eternal Blades by Vlad V. Imakaev
13. First Mage on the Moon by Cameron Johnston
14. Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin
✔ 15. The Shadow Carver by Nadine Matheson
✔ 16. Squeaky Clean by Callum McSorley
17. Dial A for Aunties by Jesse Q. Sutanto
18. Crownfall by Michael Vadney
✔ 19. We Be Dragons by Michael Weitz
20. Everybody Wants to Rule the World Except Me by Django Wexler

(subject to change, as is allowed, but I’m going to resist the impulse to tweak as much as I can).

What do you think of this list? Any warnings—or anything you think I should be really excited about?

20 Books of Summer '26 Chart June Check-in

Quick-Take Catchups: The Leftovers from April

Once again, I’m a few weeks behind on this, but that “To Write About” stack is still calling. Time for me to do a few more of these—emphasizing pithiness, not thoroughness.


Cover of Violet Thistlewaite Is Not a Villain Anymore by Emily KrempholtzViolet Thistlewaite Is Not a Villain Anymore

by Emily Krempholtz, Emma Ladji (Narrator)

DETAILS:
Publisher: Penguin Random House Audio Publishing Group
Publication Date: November 18, 2025
Format: Unabridged Audiobook
Length: 11 hrs.
Read Date: March 31-April 2, 2026

A nice little story about a supervillain (however coerced into it she might have been) trying to go straight and live a quiet life. Naturally, it doesn’t go that well, people learn who she is/was and…things get dicey. It’s a very cozy little story with just a hint of danger. This is primarily a Romance with a streak of Fantasy. Not totally my cup of tea, but a very pleasant book.

Cover of Guns of Brixton by Paul D. BrazillGuns of Brixton

by Paul D. Brazill

DETAILS:
Publisher: Fahrenheit Press
Publication Date: November 15, 2025
Format: Paperback
Length: 181 pg.
Read Date: April 15, 2026

This is a dark noir full of insane comedy and violence. Peopled by characters you love reading about and never want to meet the likes of in real life. The various plotlines and character arcs overlap and weave together in a way that is really impressive–and is very typical for this kind of read. Just kick back and enjoy it.

It’s fast and furious read that will make you want more from Brazill. I have to leave it for a catch-up post like this, where I’m forced to be vague, I’d end up telling you too much about it in a full-length post.

My only complaint is that as an American with little (read: no) understanding of FIFA history, I had to hit up a friendly-neighborhood search engine to understand the ending. I’d be clearer there, but I don’t want to ruin anything. It’s worth getting to that point and then learning what it meant–the delayed gratification is still gratifying.

Cover of Replaceable You by Mary RoachReplaceable You: Adventures in Human Anatomy

by Mary Roach

DETAILS:
Publisher: Penguin Random House Audio Publishing Group
Publication Date: September 16, 2025
Format: Unabridged Audiobooks
Length: 8 hrs., 37 min.
Read Date: April 13-16, 2026

Overall, a really good look at the frontiers of human transplant technology—and other ways to replace broken/sick/malfunctioning human parts. Oh, and hair. There was a lot about hair replacement and the various technologies there.

As is typical for a book by Roach, there’s a lot of good information here. A couple of chapters that don’t seem worth it. Some jokes were winners. Some jokes didn’t seem worth the effort.

Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best by Jennie EgerdieFrog and Toad Are Doing Their Best [A Parody]

by Jennie Egerdie, Ellie Hajdu (Illustrator)

DETAILS:
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Publication Date: October 5, 2021
Format: Hardcover
Length: 96 pg.
Read Date: April 17, 2026
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As I recall, I always thought that the Frog and Toad were pleasant enough, but needed something more to be something I’d read when there wasn’t anything else handy. Things were similar with my kids and the books. This is a little better—only because it’s updated and vaguely amusing to see the pair in 2020s mode.

The art is as perfect as it could be, like it was by the original artists.

It’s not a must-read, but it’s a quick shot of pleasure.

Cover of Worse than a Lie by Ben CrumpWorse than a Lie

by Ben Crump

DETAILS:
Publisher: Bantam
Publication Date: February 17, 2026
Format: Hardcover
Length: 368 pgs.
Read Date: April 16-17, 2026
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I had huge hopes for this one, expecting that I’d read the series to follow. That is not going to happen. The dialogue is atrocious. The plot was…fine, but executed messily, yet predictably. The bad guys are as evil as evil can be—no subtlety to it at all. Actually, that was one of my notes about the book as a whole—there’s nothing subtle about it. The solution and the aftermath were practically a fairy tale. I really can’t think of anything positive to say. The promising premise deserved a whole lot better.

Cover of This Book Made Me Think of You by Libby PageThis Book Made Me Think of You

by Libby Page, Zadeiah Campbell-Davies (Narrator)

DETAILS:
Publisher: Penguin Random House Audio Publishing Group
Publication Date: February 3, 2026
Format: Unabridged Audiobook
Length: 10 hrs., 26 min.
Read Date: April 16-20, 2026

Oh, golly, this book was so heartwarming and sweet. It’s also a great look at grief and the way it lingers in the lives of those affected by death. Primarily it’s a sweet book about a (dead) husband’s love expressed through his wife’s passion for reading. Each month, a book is waiting for her at a local bookstore.

Oh, yeah—this is also a tribute to local bookstores and what they can mean for a community.

Grief, books, love, and bookstores. What more could you want?

Cover of A Memory Called Empire by Arkady MartineA Memory Called Empire

by Arkady Martine

DETAILS:
Series: Teixcalaan, #1
Publisher: Tor Books
Publication Date: February 25, 2020
Format: Paperback
Length: 480 pg.
Read Date: April 20-24, 2026
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Oh, there were just so many great ideas packed into this volume. Several layers of political machinations—with two cultures that are new to the reader. A mind-blowing technology that raises all sorts of questions about identity, memory, and life. A character death that makes me mad months later. And a looming threat that’s so far in the background that few characters realize it’s a thing.

I did enjoy it, I’m just not sure how much —but I’m so glad that I read it. I need to find time for book two.

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The Brothers McKay by Craig Johnson: A Contemporary Take on a Classic Murder—and Walt Gets a New Pet?

Cover of The Brothers McKay by Craig JohnsonThe Brothers McKay

by Craig Johnson

DETAILS:
Series: Walt Longmire, #22
Publisher: Viking
Publication Date: May 26, 2026
Format: Hardcover
Length: 349 pg.
Read Date: June 8-9, 2026
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It wasn’t so much of a surprise that Pepper McKay was dead as much as it was an amazement to everyone in the county that it had taken so long for him to die, or for somebody to kill him.

What’s The Brothers McKay About?

That’s the opening paragraph of the book—and we keep getting reminded of this point. A chapter or so later, Walt is interviewing a witness:

“Have Pepper and Manx been having any difficulties lately?”

“Lately?” She laughed and then covered her mouth with a hand as if to capture the sound. “You mean beyond the last twenty-two years?”

“Manx didn’t seem very torn up about Pepper’s passing.”

“Do you honestly think anybody in the county will be?”

That won’t be the last time the sentiment is echoed.

Pepper has three (legitimate) sons, and one known illegitimate son. And more enemies—or at least people who actively disliked him—than the population of Absaroka County. At least it seems that way.

Walt Longmire happens to be one of them (but not a suspect). But that’s how much this man is disliked. I really can’t understand how he was able to convince the mothers of his children to sleep with him, but he seems to have plenty more lovers, too. I’m really not sure Johnson established that to my satisfaction (one of two problems I have with this book, so take it with a grain of salt).

Soon, he, Vic, and Double-Tough find themselves with too many suspects—including all of the man’s (known) children—and at least one monk! Motives range from revenge to greed to jealousy. And there are multiple suspects for each motive, too.

It’s noticed by several people that the murders—oh yeah, there are multiple killings (eventually)—resemble a certain Russian classic. But I’ll talk about that in a minute.

Chekov’s Wildfires

One of Johnson’s—and the series’—strengths is highlighting the stark beauty of Wyoming, the nature around Absaroka County, the wide stretches of uninhabited land, and the forces of nature. We’re really used to seeing storms wreak havoc on Walt and the rest of his Department.

This time, it’s fire.

We learn early on about a couple of fires that are being fought near—but not too-near—the crime scene. Now, everyone who’s watched TV or read more than one book reads about them and knows that before the end of the book, at least one of those fires is going to play a role. This is made even clearer by Walt getting regular updates about them getting closer.

Sticking with one of themes of this book, let’s borrow an idea from Russian literature and call them Chekov’s wildfires.

Johnson brings those fires to life in much the same way he has done with blizzards—but the danger seems (and probably is) greater for Walt and those with him. It’s an extended part of the book—a lot longer than I expected it to be. But once the flames started nipping at their heels, it engulfed my attention and wouldn’t let go. It was some really exciting material.

The Brothers Karamazov

Now, what I know about Russian literature couldn’t fill up a decent blog post. When it comes to [author’s] The Brothers Karamazov, my knowledge is even more limited.

It was expanded a lot by this book—both in what I can tell were parallels Johnson was drawing, and what Walt and Sidorov mused about it.

From what I gather, people better read than I can probably easily see what Johnson was doing there and appreciate it. Not unlike Walt’s version of the Inferno back in Hell is Empty.

I also have to say, learning that The Brothers Karamazov is volume 1 of an unfinished trilogy pretty much guarantees I’m never going to get around for it. People complain about Martin and Rothfuss, but 146 years is far too long to wait for a sequel. Where are the songs and memes about Dostoevsky?

Why did I pick this up? Why did I keep reading?

I grabbed this reflexively because it was a new Walt Longmire novel.

I stuck with it because you just don’t walk away from Walt. But more importantly, because it worked in so many ways that you really didn’t notice you’d been reading for a while—all you know is that you’re in the middle of a puzzle for Walt and you’re having a good time. I’m really not sure how aware I was of anything else.

So, what did I think about The Brothers McKay?

She studied me. “What’s the matter?”

I slumped back on the bench, taking off my hat and staring up at the delicate design of the pressed-tin ceiling. “It’s all just so abstract, stupid, and petty.”

Vic glanced at Henry and Sidorov, and then back at me before making her way over to the mini fridge and pulling out four cans of Rainier. Sauntering over, she popped the top of one and handed it to me. “How long have you been in law enforcement?”

“Most of my life, but I keep hoping that our species will evolve.”

“Yeah, good luck with that.”

This is the best Longmire in a while. The interplay with the characters, the complexity of the case, the characters that were created just for this book—and the little glimpse we got into Walt’s younger years…and a few other things I can’t think of at the moment, really elevate this to one of the best in the series. I don’t think Johnson’s written a bad novel, but some are clearly better than others. This falls into the “better” column.

As usual, I really enjoyed Vic in this book. As usual, I wanted more of her—but what we got was great. Henry didn’t show up in this as much as he could’ve—and that worked for the best. And we got some good time with Double-Tough—it has been far too long since he graced the pages of this series.

What I said above about Chekov’s wildfires started off as a line or two here…but I won’t repeat myself. The other bit of nature that worked really well in this book was a mule. Johnson did a good job in making you care as much about the mule as he did many of the humans.

Oh, and we shouldn’t forget Walt’s dry wit, Vic’s less subtle humor, and Walt’s deep font of trivia. Who knew you’d get the history of a boardgame in the book?

Johnson really brought Sidorov (the Russian that’s been lurking around Walt lately) into the spotlight for both this novel and to set up the next one (at least). When we got his first big update about Ruth One Heart, the writing was on the wall for Walt’s future, sadly. I’m not crazy about: a. the set-up for the next novel—as much as I figured something like it was going to happen; b. the way that Johnson set it up—as well as it was executed. I’ll save my complaints for the next book (hopefully after Johnson changed my mind).

But that’s for 2027, for now? I can focus on what a great book this was.

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