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REPOSTING JUST CUZ: Top Ten Tuesday: Top 10 Opening Lines

Today is turning out to be a bad day for me to post things, but I’ve been inspired by Witty & Sarcastic Bookclub’s thread on Twitter to revisit this post (and a similar one). So, why not repost it while I consider revising the list? From wayyyyyy back in 2020.



The topic for this week’s Top Ten Tuesdays is Opening Lines.

Part of what made cutting last week’s Top 5 Opening Lines down to just five was that I knew this was coming. I let myself go a little long with these, hopefully not annoyingly so. These may not be the best openings I’ve ever read, but they’re the most memorable.

10 White Noise

White Noise by Don DeLillo

This is just one of those novels that imprinted on me in ways I don’t fathom, and it all started like this.

The station wagons arrived at noon, a long shining line that coursed through the west campus. In single file they eased around the orange I-beam sculpture and moved toward the dormitories. The roofs of the station wagons were loaded down with carefully secured suitcases full of light and heavy clothing; with boxes of blankets, boots and shoes, stationery and books, sheets, pillows, quilts; with rolled-up rugs and sleeping bags; with bicycles, skis, rucksacks, English and Western saddles, inflated rafts. As cars slowed to a crawl and stopped, students sprang out and raced to the rear doors to being removing the objects inside; the stereo sets, radios, personal computers; small refrigerators and table ranges; the cartons of phonograph records and cassettes; the hairdryers and styling irons; the tennis rackets, soccer balls, hockey and lacrosse sticks, bows and arrows; the controlled substances, the birth control pills and devices; the junk food still in shopping bags—onion-and-garlic chips, nacho things, peanut creme patties, Waffelos and Kabooms, fruit chews and toffee popcorn; the Dum-Dum pops, the Mystic mints.

I’ve witnessed this spectacle every September for twenty-one years. It is a brilliant event, invariable. The students greet each other with comic cries and gestures of sodden collapse. Their summer has been bloated with criminal pleasures, as always. The parents stand sun-dazes near their automobiles, seeing images of themselves in every direction. The conscientious suntans. The well-made faces and wry looks. They feel a sense of renewal, of communal recognition. The women crisp and alert, in diet trim, knowing people’s names. Their husbands content to measure out the time, distant but ungrudging, accomplished in parenthood, something about them suggesting massive insurance coverage. This assembly of station wagons, as much as anything they might do in the course of the year, more than formal liturgies or laws, tells the parents they are a collection of the like-minded and the spiritually akin, a people, a nation.

9 The Violent Bear It Away

The Violent Bear It Away by Flannery O’Connor

O’Connor’s the perfect mix of Southern sensibility, Roman Catholic worldview, and glorious prose.

FRANCIS MARION TARWATER’S uncle had been dead for only half a day when the boy got too drunk to finish digging his grave and a Negro named Buford Munson, who had come to get a jug filled, had to finish it and drag the body from the breakfast table where it was still sitting and bury it in a decent and Christian way, with the sign of its Saviour at the head of the grave and enough dirt on top to keep the dogs from digging it up. Buford had come along about noon and when he left at sundown, the boy, Tarwater, had never returned from the still.

The old man had been Tarwater’s great-uncle, or said he was, and they had always lived together so far as the child knew. His uncle had said he was seventy years of age at the time he had rescued and undertaken to bring him up; he was eighty-four when he died. Tarwater figured this made his own age fourteen. His uncle had taught him Figures, Reading, Writing, and History beginning with Adam expelled from the Garden and going on down through the presidents to Herbert Hoover and on in speculation toward the Second Coming and the Day of Judgment.

8 The Doorbell Rang

The Doorbell Rang by Rex Stout

I could’ve filled this list with Stout beginnings. But I limited myself to this one.

Since it was deciding factor, I might as well begin by describing it. It was a pink slip of paper three inches wide and seven inches long, and it told the First National City Bank to pay to the order of Nero Wolfe one hundred thousand and 00/100 dollars. Signed, Rachel Bruner. It was there on Wolfe’s desk, where Mrs. Bruner had put it. After doing so, she had returned to the red leather chair.

7 Dead Beat

Dead Beat by Jim Butcher

The first words I read by Butcher, got me hooked but good.

On the whole, we’re a murderous race.

According to Genesis, it took as few as four people to make the planet too crowded to stand, and the first murder was a fratricide. Genesis says that in a fit of jealous rage, the very first child born to mortal parents, Cain, snapped and popped the first metaphorical cap in another human being. The attack was a bloody, brutal, violent, reprehensible killing. Cain’s brother Abel probably never saw it coming.

As I opened the door to my apartment, I was filled with a sense of empathic sympathy and intuitive understanding.

For freaking Cain.

6 Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain

This was the hardest cut from last week’s list, but I just can’t resist the moocow.

You don’t know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain’t no matter. That book was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth. That is nothing. I never seen anybody but lied one time or another, without it was Aunt Polly, or the widow, or maybe Mary. Aunt Polly—Tom’s Aunt Polly, she is—and Mary, and the Widow Douglas is all told about in that book, which is mostly a true book, with some stretchers, as I said before.

Now the way that the book winds up is this: Tom and me found the money that the robbers hid in the cave, and it made us rich. We got six thousand dollars apiece—all gold. It was an awful sight of money when it was piled up. Well, Judge Thatcher he took it and put it out at interest, and it fetched us a dollar a day apiece all the year round—more than a body could tell what to do with. The Widow Douglas she took me for her son, and allowed she would sivilize me; but it was rough living in the house all the time, considering how dismal regular and decent the widow was in all her ways; and so when I couldn’t stand it no longer I lit out. I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead again, and was free and satisfied. But Tom Sawyer he hunted me up and said he was going to start a band of robbers, and I might join if I would go back to the widow and be respectable. So I went back.

5 A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce

I remember in our English class in High School when we were assigned this book, pretty much no one was interested. When Mr. Russo passed out the paperbacks, a few of us flipped it opened and read these first words—and suddenly we were open to the idea (didn’t last long for all of us, but that’s beside the point, we’re focused on the opening lines here). It’s stuck with me for almost 30 years, that’s gotta say something.

Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo….

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Neuromancer by William Gibson

This sentence was love at first glance for me. Still love it. Naturally, no one knows what color this is referring to anymore.

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

“It’s not like I’m using,” Case heard someone say, as he shouldered his way through the crowd around the door of the Chat. “It’s like my body’s developed this massive drug deficiency.” It was a Sprawl voice and a Sprawl joke. The Chatsubo was a bar for professional expatriates; you could drink there for a week and never hear two words in Japanese.

Ratz was tending bar, his prosthetic arm jerking monotonously as he filled a tray of glasses with draft Kirin. He saw Case and smiled, his teeth a webwork of East European steel and brown decay. Case found a place at the bar, between the unlikely tan on one of Lonny Zone’s whores and the crisp naval uniform of a tall African whose cheekbones were ridged with precise rows of tribal scars. “Wage was in here early, with two joeboys,” Ratz said, shoving a draft across the bar with his good hand. “Maybe some business with you, Case?”

Case shrugged. The girl to his right giggled and nudged him.

The bartender’s smile widened. His ugliness was the stuff of legend. In an age of affordable beauty, there was something heraldic about his lack of it.

3

The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler

Oft-parodied. Oft-imitated. Often-celebrated. Does it get better than this?

It was about eleven o’clock in the morning, mid October, with the sun not shining and a look of hard wet rain in the clearness of the foothills. I was wearing my powder-blue suit, with dark blue shirt, tie and display handkerchief, black brogues, black wool socks with dark blue clocks on them. I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn’t care who knew it. I was everything the well-dressed private detective ought to be. I was calling on four million dollars.

The main hallway of the Sternwood place was two stories high. Over the entrance doors, which would have let in a troop of Indian elephants, there was a broad stained-glass panel showing a knight in dark armor rescuing a lady who was tied to a tree and didn’t have any clothes on but some very long and convenient hair. The knight had pushed the vizor of his helmet back to be sociable, and he was fiddling with the knots on the ropes that tied the lady to the tree and not getting anywhere. I stood there and thought that if I lived in the house, I would sooner or later have to climb up there and help him. he didn’t seem to be really trying.

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Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone by J. K. Rowling

Why bother saying anything here?

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you’d expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn’t hold with such nonsense.

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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.

Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

This planet has—or rather had—a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Top Ten Tuesday: Books on My Summer 2024 to-Read List (That Aren’t on My 20 Books Challenge)

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The topic for this week’s Top Ten Tuesdays is the Books on My Summer 2024 To-Read List, given that I’ve already named the books in my 20 of Summer challenge, I figured I’d look at some of the other books I hope to tackle. Most of these are ARCs, and those are most likely to be finished–it’s entirely possible that I’ll get the rest. This is a very heavy “Traditionally” published list–the Top 20 is pretty Indie-centric, so I think that evens things out.

Books on My Summer 2024 to-Read List (That Aren't on my 20 Books Challenge)
In alphabetical order, with descriptions copied and pasted from the publishers’ websites.

1 Cover to Amari and the Despicable Wonders by BB Alston
Amari and the Despicable Wonders by B. B. Alston

War has come to the supernatural world, and Amari’s two worst enemies are leading the charge.

Elaine Harlowe has manipulated her way into becoming prime minister, using her mind control ability to force the Bureau to take up her vicious grudge against magiciankind. Meanwhile, Dylan Van Helsing, the newly crowned leader of the League of Magicians—and Amari’s former partner—is after a destructive new power that would not only ensure the magicians’ victory . . . it would make him invincible.

With neither the Bureau nor the League safe for Amari, and her newly returned brother, Quinton, determined to keep her out of the fray, she and her friends decide to find a way to end the war on their own.

So when they learn that the only way to stop Dylan is to find powerful magical inventions known as Wonders, they go after them. But wielding these items comes at a terrible cost, and Amari will have to decide just how much she’s willing to sacrifice . . . because the Despicable Wonders will demand everything.

There’s a lot for Alston to accomplish in this third volume—I’m looking forward to seeing if he can pull it off.

2 Cover to Don't Let the Devil Ride by Ace Atkinds
Don’t Let the Devil Ride by Ace Atkins

Addison McKellar isn’t clueless—she knows she and her husband Dean don’t have the perfect marriage—but she’s still shocked when he completely vanishes from her life. At first Addison is annoyed, but as days stretch into a week and she’s repeatedly stonewalled by Dean’s friends and associates, her frustration turns into genuine alarm. When even the police seem dismissive of her concerns, Addison turns to her father’s old friend, legendary Memphis PI Porter Hayes.

Porter and Addison begin to dig deeper into Dean’s affairs and quickly discover that he was never the hardworking business owner and family man he pretended to be. As they piece together the connections between a hook-handed mercenary, one of Elvis’s former leading ladies, and a man posing as an FBI agent, it becomes clear that Dean was deeply enmeshed in a high-stakes web of international intrigue, and Porter and Addison aren’t the only ones looking for him.

Dean angered some very dangerous people before he disappeared—people who have already killed to get what they want—and they won’t hesitate to come after his family to even the score.

Been a long time since I read an Atkins novel that wasn’t featuring Spenser or Quinn Colson, it’ll be a good change of pace.

3 Cover of Winter Lost by Patricia Briggs
Witer Lost by Patricia Briggs

In the supernatural realms, there are creatures who belong to winter. I am not one of them. But like the coyote I can become at will, I am adaptable.

My name is Mercy Thompson Hauptman, and my mate, Adam, is the werewolf who leads the Columbia Basin Pack, the pack charged with keeping the people who live and work in the Tri-Cities of Washington State safe. It’s a hard job, and it doesn’t leave much room for side quests. Which is why when I needed to travel to Montana to help my brother, I intended to go by myself.

But I’m not alone anymore.

Together, Adam and I find ourselves trapped with strangers in a lodge in the heart of the wilderness, in the teeth of a storm of legendary power, only to discover my brother’s issues are a tiny part of a problem much bigger than we could have imagined. Arcane and ancient magics are at work that could, unless we are very careful, bring about the end of the world. . . .

It’s been two years since we’ve got the chance to check in on Mercy and the rest, that’s too long.

4 Cover of Shades of Mercy by Bruce Borgos
Shades of Mercy by Bruce Borgos

This has nothing to do with the last one…no werewolves or fae or anything. Just Sheriff Porter Beck back for his second novel.

Porter Beck is the sheriff in the high desert of Nevada, doing the same lawman's job his father once did now that he's returned home after decades away. With his twelve person department, they cover a large area that is usually very quiet, but not of late. One childhood friend is the latest to succumb to a new wave of particularly strong illegal opioids, another childhood friend—now an enormously successful rancher—is targeted by a military drone, hacked and commandeered by an unknown source. The hacker is apparently local—local enough to call out Beck by name—and that means they are Beck's problem.

Beck's investigation leads him to Mercy Vaughn, the one known hacker in the area. The problem is that she's a teenager, locked up with no computer access at the secure juvenile detention center. But there's something Mercy that doesn't sit quite right with Beck. But when Mercy disappears, Beck understands that she's in danger and time is running out for all of them.
5 Cover to Broiler by Eli Cranor
Broiler by Eli Cranor

Gabriela Menchaca and Edwin Saucedo are hardworking, undocumented employees at the Detmer Foods chicken plant in Springdale, Arkansas, just a stone’s throw from the trailer park where they’ve lived together for seven years. While dealing with personal tragedies of their own, the young couple endures the brutal, dehumanizing conditions at the plant in exchange for barebones pay.

When the plant manager, Luke Jackson, fires Edwin to set an example for the rest of the workers—and to show the higherups that he’s ready for a major promotion—Edwin is determined to get revenge on Luke and his wife, Mimi, a new mother who stays at home with her six-month-old son. Edwin’s impulsive action sets in motion a devastating chain of events that illuminates the deeply entrenched power dynamics between those who revel at the top and those who toil at the bottom.

It’s back to Arkansas for more noir from Cranor.

6 Cover to The Teachings of Shirelle by Douglas Green
The Teachings of Shirelle: Life Lessons from a Divine Knucklehead
by Douglas Green

“Relish the day. If you’re not in awe, you’re just not paying attention.”

She hadn’t even been in the crowded pound a week, but she’d already developed a nickname, “Knucklehead.” As a puppy she destroyed property and precious clothes; as an adult she injured her owner, ruined romances… and changed the world-views of those around her.

Have you ever watched an animal and wondered how it thinks, how it sees the world, how it views you? And have you ever wondered what wisdom you might learn if you could see things as that animal does?

This unique book is many things: an amusing and moving memoir about a memorable dog, a poetic ode to a human-animal connection, and a serious philosophical, psychological, and spiritual inquiry into the lessons a man gleaned from the simple-minded brilliance of a teacher, a lover, a liver of life to the fullest… a Knucklehead.

There has never before been a book like “The Teachings of Shirelle.” Take a walk with this pooch, and you might never look at life, love, or yourself the same again.
7 Cover of The Last Shield by Cameron Johnston
The Last Shield by Cameron Johnston

The ancient forest realm of Sunweald is bordered on two sides by far mightier nations – a precarious situation. At its centre, the Sunweald Palace is home to the Lord Regent and the heir to the throne, together with numerous precious and powerful artefacts. The Palace is protected by the realm’s elite Shields, dedicated to guarding the royal line against all foes.

A group of vicious brigands called the Wildwood Reivers have been stealing arcane artefacts and smuggling them across the borders, out of Sunweald. And the objects they most desire are stored in the mystical Wyrm Vault, hidden away deep in the bones of the earth, within the walls of the Palace itself.

As political and religious tensions mount, Sunweald’s druids prepare to enact rituals for the Summer Solstice – but the Wildwood Reivers and their treacherous allies have other plans. It falls to Briar, the commander of the Shields, to defend the ancient corridors and secret tunnels of the Palace. The odds may be against her, but she’ll see every enemy head adorning a spike or she’ll die trying…

The tagline for this is what caught my attention, “A gender-flipped Die Hard set in a mysterious castle…” the rest of the description was just gravy

8 Cover for A Farewell to Arfs by Spencer Quinn
A Farewell to Arfs by Russell W. Johnson

Chet the dog, "the most lovable narrator in all of crime fiction" (Boston Globe) and his human partner PI Bernie Little are on to a new case, and this time they're entangled in a web of crime unlike anything they've ever seen before.

Their elderly next door neighbor, Mr. Parsons, thought he was doing the right thing by loaning his ne'er do well son, Billy, some money to help get himself settled. But soon, Mr. Parsons discovers that his entire life savings is gone. A run-of-the-mill scam? Bernie isn’t so sure that the case is that simple, but it's Chet who senses what they're really up against.

Only Billy knows the truth, but he's disappeared. Can Chet and Bernie track him down before it's too late? Someone else is also in the hunt, an enemy with a mysterious, cutting-edge power who will test Chet and Bernie to their limit—or maybe beyond. Even poker, not the kind of game they're good at, plays a role.

It’s Chet and Bernie…’nuff said.

9 Cover for Dog Day Afternoon by David Rosenfelt
Dog Day Afternoon by David Rosenfelt

Retired lawyer Andy Carpenter has run the Tara Foundation—the dog rescue organization named after his beloved golden retriever—for years. It's always been his calling, even as Andy's pulled into representing clients in court. His investigator, Marcus Clark, has been at Andy's side for a long time. Even though they've known each other for years, Marcus keeps his personal life a mystery.

So it’s a shock when Marcus arrives at the Tara Foundation with two strangers in tow. Turns out Marcus takes disadvantaged young men under his wing, gets them jobs, a place to live, and a chance at a different life. And they want a dog. Andy’s specialty. One of the young men, Nick Williams, instantly falls in love with one of the dogs, Daisy.

When there’s a mass shooting at Nick’s work, leaving six dead, all signs point to Nick. Marcus, who's never asked Andy for anything, asks Andy for help. Despite Nick's troubled background, Andy trusts his friend and takes the case.

A Marcus-centric (at least at the beginning) Andy Carpenter book? Yes, please.

10 Cover for How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying by Django Wexler
The Worst We Can Find: MST3K, RiffTrax, and the History of Heckling at the Movies
by Dale Sherman

Davi has done this all before. She’s tried to be the hero and take down the all-powerful Dark Lord. A hundred times she’s rallied humanity and made the final charge. But the time loop always gets her in the end. Sometimes she’s killed quickly. Sometimes it takes a while. But she’s been defeated every time.

This time? She’s done being the hero and done being stuck in this endless time loop. If the Dark Lord always wins, then maybe that’s who she needs to be. It’s Davi’s turn to play on the winning side.

The title’s enough to make you think about picking this up, right? Or is that just me? The blurb makes me want to take it home.

Top Ten Tuesday: New-to-Me Authors I Discovered in 2023


The topic for this week’s Top Ten Tuesdays is the Top Ten New-to-Me Authors I Discovered in 2023

I’ve done this (or something similar) the last few years, and have come to look forward to it. Just one more chance to talk about people I quite enjoy talking about. There’s a greater personal connection for me with some of the year’s entries than in the past (or maybe I’m just more apt to mention it, I should go check on that)—which is a great bonus for me. Here’s this year’s list.

Top Ten New-to-Me Authors I Discovered in 2022

(alphabetically)

10 Nana Kwame Adjei-Brenyah Nana Kwame Adjei-Brenyah

First of all, his debut novel is one of the best things I’ve read in years—it’s intentionally controversial, will push buttons for every reader (not necessarily the same ones)—both those you want pushed and those you don’t—painstakingly researched, and incredibly entertaining.

He was almost certainly going to be on this list just from the work, but then I attended a “conversation with” the author and a reading—and the amount of work he put into the book (even if he was exaggerating for effect occasionally), blew me away. I’m not saying “he worked really hard so I like him.” It was the way he described the work, his approach to the craft that added to my appreciation of the results. Also, his ability in person to be silly and serious in a brief period of time was great. I liked both him (even if we’d disagree on many things—not that I’d care to debate him, he’d wipe the floor with me without trying) and his work.

In case you’re curious about what I said about the book that put him on this list, click here.

9 Mark Billingham Mark Billingham

I’ve heard I don’t know how many interviews with Billingham on various podcasts—both those where he was a guest and those where he was a host—but it wasn’t until this new series that I finally got around to actually reading him. It took me no time at all to see why people kept putting a microphone in front of him. His work is distinctive, careful, and all-around great. He knows how to tell a story, how to draw you in, and populates the work with characters drawn so sharply that they’ll linger in your mind for a long time. I was pretty sure I was missing out before, now I know.

8 Bruce Borgos Bruce Borgos

Borgos reads like a guy who’s been pumping out thrillers and mysteries for years (and who knows, maybe he has without bothering to publish them). His debut is so confident that you have to take notice. He’s able to immerse you in two complex plots and make you root for people who ought to be “the bad guy.” His debut was FX’s The Americans + Johnson’s Walt Longmire books—leaving you with a great sense of place and a better understanding of under-reported history wrapped up in an entertaining ride—anyone who can pull that off is someone to keep an eye on.

In case you’re curious about what I said about the book that put him on this list, click here.

7 Andi Ewington Andi Ewington

I hadn’t played RPGs in years (okay, fine, decades), but Ewington made me want to again with his celebration and send-up of character types, tropes, settings, etc. But it’s also a crafty little novel that sneaks a plot and character development in without you noticing because you’re too busy giggling. The Hero Interviews was an atypical novel from a clearly atypical mind—and one I look forward to encountering again.

Being a friendly and generous guy—and you’ve seen some of his generosity in his participation with various things here last year—doesn’t hurt, either.

In case you’re curious about what I said about the book that put him on this list, click here.

6 Adam Holcombe Adam Holcombe

There’s no way you look at the title and/or cover of Holcombe’s debut novella and think “ho-hum, this again.” You also probably get curious about the contents—which turn out to be as cozy and warm as they are dark. A neat trick to pull off—between his magic system, his protagonists, and his style, Holcombe quickly became an author I’m stalking*.

* in the nicest, most respectful, least creepy way.

In case you’re curious about what I said about the works that put him on this list, click here.

5 Ausma Zehanat Khan Ausma Zehanat Khan

Khan’s new series (and I really should go plunder her backlist) takes on our cultural discussion of policing (over and under) and shoves it into a police procedural that would be worth the read even without the socio-political commentary (that’s delivered in a way that even some who are skeptical can enjoy). When you combine the commentary and the storylines? It’s a fantastic combination and the skill shown in balancing the two—plus some personal storylines for the lead characters—tells me that Khan is someone that I’ll be reading for years to come.

In case you’re curious about what I said about the book that put her on this list, click here

4 Quenby Olson Quenby Olson

I both read and listened to Olson’s Miss Percy’s Pocket Guide (to the Care and Feeding of British Dragons) and somehow haven’t written a post about it. It boggles my mind that it’s possible. Her style—forget whatever story she’s telling—is the kind that I can read or listen to for hours without wanting to stop. It’s comfortable, strange, universal, and charming—she never uses one word when she can find a dozen to use instead—and it (almost) never makes me impatient. In the hands of practically any other author that I can think of, that would result in a quick DNF with prejudice from me. But Olson draws me in instead. I’ll save the discussion of the book (sure, now I start to think of ways to talk about it) and leave it there—I want more of her style. Thankfully, it’s available.

3 H.B. O'Neill H.B. O’Neill

Something tells me that O’Neill’s approach to writing (down to the syllable) is very similar to Adjei-Brenyah’s, and the results are similarly outstanding. The number of things this man made me feel in a few pages…I can’t even begin to tell you. The voice of his first novel, the characters, even the premise…all of these tell you that you’re not reading your typical novelist (definitely not someone the big publisher would want to touch)—but it’s the way he delivers these, the prose style, the pacing, the poetry of the whole kit and kaboodle, that really makes you stand up and pay attention to him.

I’d love to point you to what I said about the book that put him on this list, but you can’t until Friday. You should click here then for that.

2 Amy Maren Rice Amy Maren Rice

Rice’s MG/younger-YA novel hits all the points that the 10-13-year-old in me wants to see. You’ve got mystery, tension, some heartwarming family moments (and understandable sibling conflict), and magic—plus silly humor, a healthy amount of which is flatulence-based. I really can’t think of a book better designed for that age group. The execution is pretty solid, too. How this doesn’t make fans out of anyone in the target audience, habitual reader or not is beyond me.

Also, she’s one of the nicest people you could meet. I walked away from meeting her at a local event excited to see what kind of book someone like her would produce—and I was pretty close to being right. It was playful, imaginative, and silly in all the right ways—while heartfelt and compelling. I’ve run into her a couple of times since then, and look forward to doing so again almost as much as I do for the sequel to her book.

In case you’re curious about what I said about the books that put her on this list, click here.

1 Jesse Q. Sutanto Jesse Q. Sutanto

If you take a quick glance at Sutanto’s backlist, you’ll think “not for HC.” At least, I did—even if they looked promising. But the premise of Vera Wong’s Unsolicited Advice for Murderers—heck, just the title—pulled me in. Like Olson, her narrative voice alone is enough to keep me going. But it’s her characters, the way she brings them to life—particularly the titular Vera—that put her on this list. Seriously, I’d read just a mealtime conversation with some/all of the core characters in this book, I really don’t need a plot (incidentally, Ms. Sutanto, there’s a quick way to pull in some Patreon dollars—one of those a month would get you a healthy number of subscriptions).

In case you’re curious about what I said about his work that put her on this list, click here.

Top Ten Tuesday: Books I Meant to Read in 2023 but Didn’t Get To

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The topic for this week’s Top Ten Tuesdays is the Books I Meant to Read in 2023 but Didn’t Get To. Now last week, I posted Top 5 books I will definitely* read in 2024, and all of those fit here. But I’m not going to just add 5 more titles to that list and call it good. There’s no need to, either. There are just that many books I fell short on last year.

This post was difficult to finish—each time I finished an entry, I wanted to go and read the book right now. It also hit me that if I read 1 book by an author or in a series, I probably would’ve read the next one or two, too. So, this is technically a top 15.

Books I Meant to Read in 2023 but Didn’t Get To
In alphabetical order, with descriptions copied and pasted from the publishers’ websites.

1 Return of The Griffin
Return of The Griffin by JCM Berne (and Blood Reunion and Shadow of Hyperion)

Humanity faces extinction. Ten-kiloton monsters are rising from the depths of the Pacific, levelling entire cities in frenzies of destruction. Earth's heroes have been decimated. The survivors put their hope in one last, desperate plan: find Hyperion, Earth's most powerful hero, and ask him to return from exile to save them.

What they don't know is that Hyperion is dead.

The Griffin spent ten years fighting wars across the sector as a weapon of mass destruction for the il'Drach Empire. His victories made his name a curse on a dozen worlds and a nightmare on scores more. He retired to the peaceful station Wistful and discovered that leaving his name behind didn't clear his sins, his debts, or his conscience.

Earth's peril may give him a chance for redemption, if he can only find a way to stop the monsters without turning into one. Without becoming The Griffin again.

I fully expected to have read this no later than Feb. 1, 2023. So for me to hope to get to it before Feb. 1, 2024 is just strange. It’s coming up on my list soon, though. (and the rest will follow shortly).

2 The Olympian Affair
The Olympian Affair by Jim Butcher

The fate of the Cinder Spires may be decided by crossed swords in the next exhilarating fantasy adventure from the author of the Dresden Files, in this New York Times bestselling series of noble families, swordplay, and airships.

For centuries the Cinder Spires have safeguarded humanity, rising far above the deadly surface world. Within their halls, aristocratic houses rule, developing scientific marvels and building fleets of airships for defense and trade.

Now, the Spires hover on the brink of open war.

Everyone knows it's coming. The guns of the great airship fleets that control the skies between the last bastions of humanity will soon speak in anger, and Spire Albion stands alone against the overwhelming might of Spire Aurora's Armada and its new secret weapon--one capable of destroying the populations of entire Spires.

A trading summit at Spire Olympia provides an opportunity for the Spirearch, Lord Albion, to secure alliances that will shape the outcomes of the war, and to that end he dispatches privateer Captain Francis Madison Grimm and the crew of the AMS Predator to bolster the Spirearch's diplomatic agents.

It will take daring, skill, and no small amount of showmanship to convince the world to stand with Spire Albion--assuming that it is not already too late.

A lack of time and end-of-year economics are the only factors that kept me from diving in then. A Butcher novel I haven’t read is a thing that shouldn’t exist (especially after my re-read of Windlass and Warriorborn).

3 The Last King of California
The Last King of California by Jordan Harper (and Everybody Knows)

Sometimes to find yourself, you have to go back to where you came from.

You just might not like what you find.

After failing in his new life, Luke decides to go home, back to the one place where he’d once felt he belonged. But that was a long time ago and now he has to face the life that he chose to run away from: The Combine. The gang that his uncle now leads, but which his father still runs from prison. Brutal, unforgiving . . . family.

Reunited with his childhood friend Callie and tagging along on jobs with her and her boyfriend Pretty Baby, Luke soon discovers that he might have a place back home after all. When another gang try to encroach on their turf, The Combine and Luke must go to war to save all that they know.

But in trying to be someone you’re not, can you ever find out who you really are?

Family is everything and blood is love. 

I’ve heard nothing but raves about this, and after She Rides Shotgun, I believe it. Ditto for his second book of the year.

4 The Binding Room
The Binding Room by Nadine Matheson

When Detective Anjelica Henley is called to investigate the murder of a popular preacher in his own church, she discovers a second victim, tortured and tied to a bed in an upstairs room. He is alive, but barely, and his body shows signs of a dark religious ritual.

With a revolving list of suspects and the media spotlight firmly on her, Henley is left with more questions than answers as she attempts to untangle both crimes. But when another body appears, the case takes on a new urgency. Unless she can apprehend the killer, the next victim may just be Henley herself.

Both fans of The Jigsaw Man and readers coming to Matheson's work for the first time will get swept away in this heart-pounding thriller. Drawing on her experiences as a criminal attorney, Nadine Matheson deftly explores issues of race, class and justice through an action-packed story that will hold you captive until the last terrifying page.

I can’t believe I didn’t read this last year. It boggles my mind. Her first novel was so good, I can’t imagine this isn’t going to be similarly gripping.

5 Every Man A King
Every Man A King by Walter Mosley

 When friend of the family and multi-billionaire Roger Ferris comes to Joe with an assignment, he's got no choice but to accept, even if the case is a tough one to stomach. White nationalist Alfred Xavier Quiller has been accused of murder and the sale of sensitive information to the Russians. Ferris has reason to believe Quiller's been set up and he needs King to see if the charges hold.

This linear assignment becomes a winding quest to uncover the extent of Quiller's dealings, to understand Ferris' skin in the game, and to get to the bottom of who is working for whom. Even with the help of bodyguard and mercenary Oliya Ruez--no regular girl Friday--the machine King's up against proves relentless and unsparing. As King gets closer to exposing the truth, he and his loved ones barrel towards grave danger.

The first novel featuring King Oliver had so much promise, I just have to see how Mosely follows it up.

6 Something Bad Wrong
Something Bad Wrong by Eryk Pruitt

True-crime podcaster Jess Keeler has returned to Deeton County, North Carolina, to pick up where her grandfather left off. Sheriff's Deputy Big Jim Ballard, her grandfather, was a respected detective--until it all came crashing down during a 1972 murder investigation.

For Jim, solving the murders of two teens should have been the highlight of his already storied career. Instead, he battled his own mind, unsure where his hunches ended and the truth began.

Working from her grandfather's disjointed notes, Jess is sure that she can finally put the cold case--and her family's shame--to rest. Enlisting the help of disgraced reporter Dan Decker, Jess soon discovers ugly truths about the first investigation, which was shaped by corruption, egos, and a family secret that may be the key to the crime.

Told in a dual timeline that covers both investigations, Something Bad Wrong explores human folly, hubris, and how sometimes, to solve a crime, you have to find out who's covering it up.

I’ve had a couple of people suggest this one to me over the last year or so. I need to get on it.

7 A Song for the Dark Times
A Song for the Dark Times by Ian Rankin (and A Heart Full of Headstones)

"He's gone..."

When his daughter Samantha calls in the dead of night, John Rebus knows it's not good news. Her husband has been missing for two days.

Rebus fears the worst - and knows from his lifetime in the police that his daughter will be the prime suspect.

He wasn't the best father - the job always came first - but now his daughter needs him more than ever. But is he going as a father or a detective?

As he leaves at dawn to drive to the windswept coast - and a small town with big secrets - he wonders whether this might be the first time in his life where the truth is the one thing he doesn't want to find...

It’s the next Rebus, it’s been too long since I read one. It’s just that simple.

8 The Narrow Road Between
The Narrow Road Between by Patrick Rothfuss

#1 New York Times-bestselling phenomenon Patrick Rothfuss returns to the wildly popular Kingkiller Chronicle universe with a stunning reimagining of "The Lightning Tree." Expanded to twice its previous length and lavishly illustrated by Nate Taylor, this touching stand-alone story is sure to please new readers and veteran Rothfuss fans alike.

Bast knows how to bargain. The give-and-take of a negotiation is as familiar to him as the in-and-out of breathing; to watch him trade is to watch an artist at work. But even a master's brush can slip. When he accepts a gift, taking something for nothing, Bast's whole world is knocked askew, for he knows how to bargain--but not how to owe.

From dawn to midnight over the course of a single day, follow the Kingkiller Chronicle's most charming fae as he schemes and sneaks, dancing into trouble and back out again with uncanny grace.

The Narrow Road Between Desires is Bast's story. In it he traces the old ways of making and breaking, following his heart even when doing so goes against his better judgement.

After all, what good is caution if it keeps him from danger and delight?

I’m not that interested in Bast, to be honest. But I have to read this. I forgot to pre-order this, believe it or not. So that’s probably why I didn’t read it already. I just need to get my act together.

9 Project Hail Mary
Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir

Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission--and if he fails, humanity and the earth itself will perish.

Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it.

All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.

His crewmates dead, his memories fuzzily returning, Ryland realizes that an impossible task now confronts him. Hurtling through space on this tiny ship, it's up to him to puzzle out an impossible scientific mystery--and conquer an extinction-level threat to our species.

And with the clock ticking down and the nearest human being light-years away, he's got to do it all alone.

Or does he?

An irresistible interstellar adventure as only Andy Weir could deliver, Project Hail Mary is a tale of discovery, speculation, and survival to rival The Martian--while taking us to places it never dreamed of going.

I bought this on release day, and it’s been collecting dust on my shelves since (well, my wife read it and then it collected dust). I cannot explain it—I loved The Martian and thought Artemis was a lot of fun. So…why is this ignored? No idea.

10 City on Fire
City on Fire by Don Winslow (and City of Dreams)

Two criminal empires together control all of New England.

Until a beautiful woman comes between the Irish and the Italians, launching a war that will see them kill each other, destroy an alliance, and set a city on fire.

Danny Ryan yearns for a more "legit" life and a place in the sun. But as the bloody conflict stacks body on body and brother turns against brother, Danny has to rise above himself. To save the friends he loves like family and the family he has sworn to protect, he becomes a leader, a ruthless strategist, and a master of a treacherous game in which the winners live and the losers die.

From the gritty streets of Providence to the glittering screens of Hollywood to the golden casinos of Las Vegas, two rival crime families ignite a war that will leave only one standing. The winner will forge a dynasty.

Exploring the classic themes of loyalty, betrayal, and honor, City on Fire is a contemporary masterpiece in the tradition of The Godfather, Casino, and Goodfellas--a thrilling saga from Don Winslow, "America's greatest living crime writer" (Jon Land, Providence Journal).

Winslow’s swan song just looks epic. I’m a little afraid to immerse myself into it—it’s going to be a major time commitment, but with the finale just around the corner, I’d better get going.

Top Ten Tuesday: Books on My Summer 2023 to-Read List (That Aren’t on My 20 Books Challenge)

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The topic for this week’s Top Ten Tuesdays is the Books on My Summer 2023 to-Read List, given that I’ve already named the books in my 20 of Summer challenge, I figured I’d look at some of the other books I plan to tackle. This post was difficult to finish—each time I finished an entry, I wanted to go and read the book right now.

Books on My Summer 2023 to-Read List (That Aren't on my 20 Books Challenge)
In alphabetical order, with descriptions copied and pasted from the publishers’ websites.

1 A Fatal Groove
A Fatal Groove by Olivia Blacke

It’s springtime in Cedar River, Texas. The annual Bluebonnet Festival is brewing and the whole town is in harmony. Juni Jessup and her sisters Tansy and Maggie thought opening Sip & Spin Records was going to be their biggest hurdle, but the Frappuccino hits the fan when the mayor drops dead—poisoned by their delicious coffee.

Since Tansy was the one to brew the coffee, and Juni was the unfortunate citizen who stumbled upon the mayor’s body, the sisters find themselves in hot water. Family is everything to the Jessups, so with Tansy under suspicion, the sisters spring into action.

Between the town festivities, a good old-fashioned treasure hunt, and an accidental cow in the mix, Juni will have to pull out all the stops to find the mayor’s killer.

I had a lot of fun with the first in this series and am eager to see how the return to this world works—is there a series here? (I hope and expect there is, I just want to see it in action)

2 The Bitter Past
The Bitter Past by Bruce Borgos

Porter Beck is the sheriff in the high desert of Nevada, north of Las Vegas. Born and raised there, he left to join the Army, where he worked in Intelligence, deep in the shadows in far off places. Now he's back home, doing the same lawman's job his father once did, before his father started to develop dementia. All is relatively quiet in this corner of the world, until an old, retired FBI agent is found killed. He was brutally tortured before he was killed and clues at the scene point to a mystery dating back to the early days of the nuclear age. If that wasn't strange enough, a current FBI agent shows up to help Beck's investigation.

In a case that unfolds in the past (the 1950s) and the present, it seems that a Russian spy infiltrated the nuclear testing site and now someone is looking for that long-ago, all-but forgotten person, who holds the key to what happened then and to the deadly goings on now.

Theoretically, there’s a Craig Johnson/C.J. Box vibe to this, just a little more southwest from them. That’s enough to get me to take a second look. I just like the idea of a Nevada sheriff series.

3 Light Bringer
Light Bringer by Pierce Brown

It’s the sixth—and final—Red Rising book. What else do I have to say?

Oh, okay, fine:

The Reaper is a legend, more myth than man: the savior of worlds, the leader of the Rising, the breaker of chains.

But the Reaper is also Darrow, born of the red soil of Mars: a husband, a father, a friend.

Marooned far from home after a devastating defeat on the battlefields of Mercury, Darrow longs to return to his wife and sovereign, Virginia, to defend Mars from its bloodthirsty would-be conqueror Lysander.

Lysander longs to destroy the Rising and restore the supremacy of Gold, and will raze the worlds to realize his ambitions.

The worlds once needed the Reaper. But now they need Darrow, and Darrow needs the people he loves—Virginia, Cassius, Sevro—in order to defend the Republic.

So begins Darrow’s long voyage home, an interplanetary adventure where old friends will reunite, new alliances will be forged, and rivals will clash on the battlefield.

Because Eo’s dream is still alive—and after the dark age will come a new age: of light, of victory, of hope.
4 Sleepless City
Sleepless City by Reed Farrel Coleman

When you’re in trouble, you call 911.

When cops are in trouble, they call Nick Ryan.

Every cop in the city knows his name, but no one says it out loud. In fact, they don’t talk about him at all. 

He doesn’t wear a uniform, but he is the most powerful cop in New York.

Nick Ryan can find a criminal who’s vanished. Or he can make a key witness disappear.

He has cars, safe houses, money, and weapons hidden all over the city.

He’s the mayor’s private cop, the fixer, the first call when the men and women who protect and serve are in trouble and need protection themselves.

With conflicted loyalties and a divided soul, he’s a veteran cop still fighting his own private war. He’s a soldier of the streets with his own personal code. 

But what happens when the man who knows all the city’s secrets becomes a threat to both sides of the law?

There is nothing in this description that doesn’t scream “up my alley” and when you add the name “Reed Farrel Coleman” to that? I’m practically salivating.

5 All the Sinners Bleed
All the Sinners Bleed by S. A. Cosby

Titus Crown is the first Black sheriff in the history of Charon County, Virginia. In recent decades, quiet Charon has had only two murders. But after years of working as an FBI agent, Titus knows better than anyone that while his hometown might seem like a land of moonshine, cornbread, and honeysuckle, secrets always fester under the surface.

Then a year to the day after Titus’s election, a school teacher is killed by a former student and the student is fatally shot by Titus’s deputies. As Titus investigates the shootings, he unearths terrible crimes and a serial killer who has been hiding in plain sight, haunting the dirt lanes and woodland clearings of Charon.

With the killer’s possible connections to a local church and the town’s harrowing history weighing on him, Titus projects confidence about closing the case while concealing a painful secret from his own past. At the same time, he also has to contend with a far-right group that wants to hold a parade in celebration of the town’s Confederate history.

Charon is Titus’s home and his heart. But where faith and violence meet, there will be a reckoning.

Cosby’s take on a serial killer novel has got to be fantastic. Throw in a small town sheriff being the one on the hunt and the racial politics that have got to be mixed in, and I just can’t wait to dive in.

6 Not Prepared
Not Prepared by Matthew Hanover

Neil Bennett, a highly sought-after wedding photographer, knows all about romance and happily ever afters—for everyone but himself. As a chronic hypochondriac pushing forty, Neil has convinced himself that marriage and children just aren’t in the cards for him.

But then fate throws Neil a curveball when his 12-year-old god-daughter Chloe shows up at his door after being abandoned by her mother. She has nowhere else to go and suddenly, Neil's bachelor lifestyle is thrown into disarray as he grapples with endless sensitive and awkward situations that come with caring for a preteen girl in his small apartment.

As Neil questions whether he's ready to flip his world upside down, there's a glimmer of hope when he meets Jenna Kaplan, a young and ambitious interior designer. She has her own quirks and idiosyncrasies that might just make them perfect for each other—and the ideal parents for Chloe. Suddenly, Neil has to face the possibility that he, too, can have his happily ever after... if he doesn't screw things up.

When Hanover sent me the link to pre-order this book, I clicked on it, ordered the book and then I read the description. If Hanover wrote it, I’m reading it. But I’d be willing to read this no matter who wrote it.

7 Charm City Rocks
Charm City Rocks: A Love Story by Matthew Norman

Billy Perkins is happy. And why wouldn’t he be? He loves his job as an independent music teacher and his apartment in Baltimore above a record shop called Charm City Rocks. Most of all, he loves his brainy teenage son, Caleb.

Margot Hammer, on the other hand, is far from happy. The former drummer of the once-famous band Burnt Flowers, she’s now a rock-and-roll recluse living alone in New York City. When a new music documentary puts Margot back in the spotlight, she realizes how much she misses her old band and the music that gave her life meaning.  

Billy has always had a crush on Margot. But she’s a legitimate rock star—or, at least, she was—so he never thought he’d meet her. Until Caleb, worried that his easygoing dad might actually be lonely, cooks up a scheme to get Margot to perform at Charm City Rocks.

It’s the longest of long shots, but Margot’s label has made it clear that any publicity is an opportunity she can’t afford to miss. When their paths collide, Billy realizes that he maybe wasn’t as happy as he thought—and Margot learns that sometimes the sweetest music is a duet.

Norman’s another one of those insta-buy authors for me. The above description sounds like it’s going to hit on all his strengths.

8 The Moonshine Messiah
The Moonshine Messiah by Russell W. Johnson

As if being a woman sheriff in the West Virginia coal fields wasn’t tough enough, Mary Beth Cain’s life is complicated by the fact that the local hillbilly crime syndicate is run by her mother, Mamie. It’s an association that, along with Mary Beth’s head-busting ways, has her staring down a corruption investigation when she gets a surprise visit from Assistant U.S. Attorney Patrick Connelly.

Twenty years earlier, Patrick was Mary Beth’s high school sweetheart, but they broke up because Mary Beth couldn’t cut the loose ties she maintains with her villainous family. Now Patrick’s worked out a deal to wipe Mary Beth’s slate clean if she’ll just do one thing: arrest her brother, Sawyer, who is the cult leader of a booming anti-government militia that’s been giving the Feds headaches.

It’s an offer Mary Beth refuses until Sawyer’s followers blow up a federal courthouse and G-men start swarming into town, preparing for a siege of the commando’s compound. Suddenly Mary Beth is tasked with trying to head off a bloody, Waco-style massacre and the question isn’t whether she should arrest her brother, but if she can do it in time.

Apparently this is my summer of small-town sheriffs. Huh. Okay, then. Ugly legal problems + ugly family problems + ugly community problems should equal a heckuva read.

9 Mrs. Plansky's Revenge
Mrs. Plansky’s Revenge by Spencer Quinn

Mrs. Loretta Plansky, a recent widow in her seventies, is settling into retirement in Florida while dealing with her 98-year-old father and fielding requests for money from her beloved children and grandchildren. Thankfully, her new hip hasn’t changed her killer tennis game one bit.

One night Mrs. Plansky is startled awake by a phone call from a voice claiming to be her grandson Will, who desperately needs ten thousand dollars to get out of a jam. Of course, Loretta obliges—after all, what are grandmothers for, even grandmothers who still haven’t gotten a simple “thank you” for a gift sent weeks ago. Not that she's counting.

By morning, Mrs. Plansky has lost everything. Law enforcement announces that Loretta's life savings have vanished, and that it’s hopeless to find the scammers behind the heist. First humiliated, then furious, Loretta Plansky refuses to be just another victim.

In a courageous bid for justice, Mrs. Plansky follows her only clue on a whirlwind adventure to a small village in Romania to get her money and her dignity back—and perhaps find a new lease on life, too.

Any Spencer Quinn series is going to get my attention—but the idea of a seventysomething widow headed to Romania to track down a phone sammer? Sounds too good to resist.

10 The Worst We Can Find
The Worst We Can Find: MST3K, RiffTrax, and the History of Heckling at the Movies
by Dale Sherman

Had you tuned in to the small television station KTMA on Thanksgiving Day, 1988, you would have been one of the few witnesses to pop culture history being made. On that day, viewers in and around St. Paul, Minnesota, were treated to a genuine oddity, in which a man and his robots, trapped within a defiantly DIY sci-fi set, cracked jokes while watching a terrible movie. It was a cockeyed twist on the local TV programs of the past, in which a host would introduce old, cheaply licensed films. And though its origins may have been inauspicious, Mystery Science Theater 3000 captured the spirit of what had been a beloved pastime for generations of wags, wiseacres, and smartalecks, and would soon go on to inspire countless more.

The Worst We Can Find is a comprehensive history of and guide to MST3K and its various offshoots—including Rifftrax, Cinematic Titanic, and The Mads Are Back—whose lean crew of writers, performers, and puppeteers have now been making fun of movies for over thirty years. It investigates how “riffing” of films evolved, recounts the history of these programs, and considers how a practice guaranteed to annoy real-life fellow moviegoers grew into such a beloved, long-lasting franchise. As author Dale Sherman explains, creative heckling has been around forever—but MST3K and its progeny managed to redirect that art into a style that was both affectionate and cutting, winning the devotion of countless fans and aspiring riffers.

Just to feel well-rounded, I’d better include a Non-Fiction book. Sure, the non-fiction book is about MST3K and those things that that have sprung from it, so it should be fun and scratch a particular geeky itch of mine.

Top Ten Tuesday: Things Getting in the Way of Reading

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The topic for this week’s Top Ten Tuesdays is Things Getting in the Way of Reading.

I’m so glad this isn’t a Top 15—or even a Top 11—list. I’m not sure I could’ve come up with enough entries.

In the order of importance…
Things Getting in the Way of Reading

10 The Irresponsible Reader
more ironic than ray-ay-ain on your wedding day

Yup. This is a big thing that gets in the way of reading. Writing posts, formatting posts (which takes far too much time), brainstorming posts, researching for posts (not that I do that much, as you well know), cross-posting, blog hopping, social media promotions, and other various preparations (graphics, coming up with questions)…

9 Social Media
the Great Time-Sucks

Doom scrolling, falling down Youtube holes, scrolling through Twitter, Facebook posts from friends/acquaintances/strangers I hope never to meet…it’s just far too easy to lose precious reading time to them.

8 Age/Sleep
a.k.a. mortality

As much as I hate to admit it, I’m inching toward the half-century mark, and am not as young as I used to be. Staying up to 2 in the morning with a good book isn’t something I can do 2-3 days a week. Maybe two times a month (but I pay for it the next day!). I can’t even make it past 11 sometimes.

7 TV/Movies
(however, they do save me from eyestrain)

After a long day of work (see below), I frequently don’t have the energy to open a book, and picking up the remote control to zone out for a bit is so much easier. Also, Jeopardy! makes me feel smart often enough to keep watching. As everyone has noted for the last few years, there’s too much good stuff being produced to keep up with it all, but I try. But when I can find the self-control to turn the idiot box off, my reading does go way up.

6 Work
…but hey, how else can I buy books?

That’s 8, count ’em, 8 hours a day that I cannot read. That’s a third of every day—what a pain!

…but that’s at least 4 hours a day for audiobooks!

5 My Dogs
loyal and furry distractions

Most of the time, they’re great reading companions—snuggled up on my lap, curled up next to me, or laying at my feet, exuding calm and peaceful contentment while I indulge. But they can also be counted on for things like…needing to go outside in the middle of a pivotal/climactic scene. Wanting to play when I’m wanting to spend time with a book, or insisting that the hand holding the book be the one to provide the required scratches (there’s a reason I call our lab mix “an inconvenient pup”). What would I do without them?

4 Other People
who make me put down my book to be places

Family members, friends, acquaintances, my wife’s friends/acquaintances…people I don’t know half as well as I should like, and those I like less than half as well as they deserve. Their number seems to be increasing in the last couple of years, and I’m not sure what I’m going to do about that.

3 My Grandson
and I don’t care if he does

Okay, so far—other than the night I was waiting for news on his birth and couldn’t focus on anything—he hasn’t really damaged the reading so far. But he will, so he gets a spot on the list. He’ll actually probably move up to #2, but that’s just theoretical, so we’ll give the spot to his aunt and uncles.

2 My Kids
who still take an open book in my hands as an invitation to talk

Three sons, one daughter, and a daughter-in-law. I cannot tell you how many hours this group has stolen from my reading time in 2023 alone. Since 1998 when the first of them made their appearance? Countless more. Whether they need to talk about something important, something incredibly trivial, something I don’t care about (which can apply to either of the first two categories, I should add), want to do something, want some help, or just want to goof around. Their desires and my reading time frequently clash. While I have, and will continue, to grumble about it…I wouldn’t have it any other way and I hope they all continue interrupting and keeping me away from books for many years to come. (not that I’ll say that to them)

1 My Wife
the love of my life

There is no one I’d rather put a book down for. And no one who takes my grumbling about putting a book down better. She’s also the greatest enabler of my book-buying/hoarding habit, so I’m not complaining, I’m simply describing that she keeps me from reading.

To be fair, I’m frequently the biggest hindrance to her reading as well—especially if I want to read her a great line from my current read or talk about an interesting/great/horrible point. So it evens out in the end.

Top Ten Tuesday: Favorite Heroines

Bad time management, fatigue, and other duties kept me from doing everything I wanted to with this. But at a certain point, I’d spent too much time on it to just let it go without posting. So…in all its half-baked glory:
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The topic for this week’s Top Ten Tuesdays is Favorite Heroines.

I kept slipping up and putting favorite female protagonists on this list, and had to keep reminding myself that I was looking for heroes. There were a couple of names I thought about putting on the list, but their series are too new for me to be sure they were Top 10 material, too. But I think in the end, I’m okay with this list.

I typically go with an alphabetic organization with these lists, but I’m going with something different today. I’m going to start off in the order I encountered them.
Favorite Heroines

1 Sally Kimball
from the Encyclopedia Brown books by Donald J. Sobel

Sally Kimball is the best athlete in Encyclopedia Brown’s school, and becomes his partner, bodyguard, and best friend. She’s able to pick up on things he misses, too—I loved all these stories as a kid, but the ones where Sally proved more clever or resourceful than her partner were always more entertaining. When you consider that Sally was introduced in 1963, she seems all the more remarkable.

2 Princess Eilonwy of the House of Llyr, daughter of Angharad, daughter of Regat
from The Prydain Chronicles by Lloyd Alexander

From the moment we meet her in Spiral Castle, Eilonwy shows more wits and fighting spirit than almost any of her male companions. Also the shortest temper. Taran may be the central character and hero of the series—but it’s the Princess who drives him, often shows him the way to go, and commits some of the greatest acts of heroism.

3 Tabitha-Ruth “Turtle” Wexler (aka “Ruth”)
from The Westing Game by Ellen Raskin

Turtle is too smart for her own good, and shows very little wisdom or tact at the beginning of the novel. By the end, she’s grown. She’s not only sensitive and considerate, but she’s subtle and sly. A lot of her heroism is seen in what she doesn’t do—and what she does under the radar both during the novel’s main events and afterward.

These three are the proto-heroines in my mind, everything I think about heroines come from these three. There’s a line to be drawn from all three of them to the rest of these names (that are in alphabetical order).

4 October Daye, Knight of Lost Words, Hero of the Realm
from the series by Seanan McGuire

“Hero” is literally one of her titles, she has to go here, right? Toby is one of those reliable heroes, always ready to put the lives, safety, and welfare of others (including some enemies) before her own. She’s taken on beings with much greater power than her own—or her allies—and has found ways to come out on top. Not unscathed (sometimes very scathed), but with some sort of victory nonetheless.

5 Paksenarrion Dorthansdotter
from The Deed of Paksenarrion by Elizabeth Moon

I’m afraid I’m going back to this well too often in lists like this, but she was literally the second name that came to mind for this list.

6 Kinsey Millhone
from the Alphabet Mysteries by Sue Grafton

She’s so great they literally had to change the alphabet for her. The variety of mysteries Millhone tackled was wider than most of her (fictional) peers, which definitely sets her apart. One of the best in the tradition.

7 Karrin Murphy
from The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher

Murph is a non-powered human who is fairly skeptical about magic when we meet her—and can’t even see some of the most dangerous threats to her. But she’s now faced off against supernatural forces that have brought down nations. She never loses her essential humanity and compassion throughout—nor her commitment to justice and doing the right thing.

8 Kitty Norville
from the series by Carrie Vaughn

Kitty just wants to live her life and do her job—but her curiosity and perspective as a werewolf push her to pull back the curtain on supernatural beings in the US (and the world). She follows that up by bringing down a vampire who’s been plotting for centuries to become the most powerful being on the planet. Not bad for a gal who did call-in radio.

9 Clarice Starling
from The Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris (not Hannibal)

Clarice is thrown far into the deep end before she’s even an agent, basically as bait. But she goes rises to the occasion and does things that people with experience, age, and training far above hers can’t.

10 Mercy Thompson
from the series by Patricia Briggs

Mercy is an agent of chaos, she’s an idealist, she has more guts than brains sometimes (and she’s pretty smart), and like so many of these heroes, she stands up to beings who dwarf her power on a regular basis without thinking about it because it’s the right thing to do to protect her city, her pack, or her family.

Top Ten Tuesday: New-to-Me Authors I Discovered in 2022


The topic for this week’s Top Ten Tuesdays is the Top Ten New-to-Me Authors I Discovered in 2022

If this was a Top 6, this would’ve been super-easy to write. If it had been 15, it would’ve been only slightly more difficult. But 10? Ten was surprisingly tricky. But I think I came up with a list I can live with. I’d been kicking myself for not coming up with a post like this at the end of last year/the beginning of this year. And then, lo and behold, here it is as a topic for the Top Ten Tuesday! So, here we go…

Top Ten New-to-Me Authors I Discovered in 2022

(alphabetically)

10 JCM Berne JCM Berne

In my initial post about the book, I said I wanted to be Berne’s new friend. I still do. Wistful Ascending ticked just about every box I have—and created a couple of new ones. Space Opera, Superheroes, comedy, drama, a dash of romance, and some characters I could not get enough of would be enough to make me a fan. But more than anything…his voice, I couldn’t get enough of it.

In case you’re curious about what I said about the book that put him on this list, click here.

9 Eli Cranor Eli Cranor

I’d been hearing raves for Cranor’s novel for months before I got my hands on it—and it took very little time to realize that raves were justified. As great as the story and the characters were, it was Cranor’s lean prose that hooked me. There’s not a wasted syllable in those pages—the writing is beautiful, visceral, empathetic, and honest. I’m counting the days until his next novel.

In case you’re curious about what I said about the book that put him on this list, click here

8 Sean Gibson Sean Gibson

I don’t think one author made me laugh more than Sean Gibson did last year. Some of his humor was subtle—but a lot of it wasn’t. And no matter where they fell on the spectrum, his jokes landed successfully. His comedic take on fantasy adventurers in general and the various adventurers (and those they interacted with) in this novel in particular are just the right mixture of mockery of the genre and tribute to it. All in all, it made for a very satisfying read.

In case you’re curious about what I said about the book that put him on this list, click here

7 Peter Hartog Peter Hartog

Oh, man, Hartog’s mix of SF, Urban Fantasy, and Police Procedural hit the spot. I’d like little more than to sit down with him for a couple of hours and have him explain some of his choices in the design of this world/series. That’s not to suggest that the plots and characters of the first two novels in his series aren’t equally (if not more) interesting—but the setting of the novel is just so well done that I want to know more about it.

In case you’re curious about what I said about the book that put him on this list, click here

6 Mur Lafferty Mur Lafferty

I could repeat a lot of what I said about Hartog here—but I won’t. I read Lafferty’s most recent book this year, and listened to a fairly recent novella (or something shorter, it’s hard to tell). Both were breaths of fresh air—whether it was a murder mystery on a sentient space station populated primarily by aliens or a novel about a dystopian America, organized dissenters, and a children’s TV mascot—Lafferty combined stories, genres, and tropes in a reliably entertaining fashion that kept the surprises coming. These were funny books—without being comedies—but that was never the focus (but if you can ramp up the tension while giving the reader a laugh, why not do it?). Lafferty’s a name I’ve seen a time or six before, but it wasn’t until last year that I’d done more than glance at the name. That’s over, and I’ll be pouncing on anything I see her name on.

In case you’re curious about what I said about the works that put her on this list, click here and here

5 Gigi Pandian Gigi Pandian

Pandian’s Under Lock & Skeleton Key might be the most charming book I encountered last year. Sure, there’s a murder mystery, some personal tragedy, and other hardships to deal with. But Pandian infuses the whole work with a warmth—both in her characters, their relationships, and the narrative—that makes the book reassuring and comfortable. The food she describes goes a long way to establishing that, too (warning: can lead to you ordering too much—disable DoorDash, etc. before picking it up).

In case you’re curious about what I said about the book that put her on this list, click here

4 Kate Racculia Kate Racculia

It was Racculia’s eccentric characters and the way they interacted with each other that stuck with me more than anything else (but most of the rest was worthy of note). The conversations, the very strange wit, and the unusual outlooks on life were just great, like I said in my initial post, they were “characters I want to spend more time with—I really don’t need a story, maybe just see them sitting around a table talking about what’s going on in their lives.” Anytime someone gives me that, I’m very glad to have discovered them.

In case you’re curious about what I said about the book that put her on this list, click here

3 Peng Shepherd Peng Shepherd

The Cartographers is one of the most atypical thrillers I can think of—and one of the most compelling. Shepherd’s approach to plot, worldbuilding, character, and tone worked so well—and seemed to be swimming against the stream for the kind of book it was. This just means that the result was unconventional and all the more striking. Definitely an author I’m going to return to.

In case you’re curious about what I said about the book that put her on this list, click here

2 Dennis E. Taylor Dennis E. Taylor

Taylor writes like a lifelong SF fan who finally figured out a way to let it all loose for fun and (hopefully) profit. He’s not afraid to be funny or to let other emotions flow freely, either. His first series is a semi-ridiculous concept that ends up seeming plausible and makes for a much better series than you’d expect (see also Butcher’s Codex Alera). I’ve already got a stockpile of his works to go through—I just need to catch up on my writing stack so I can let myself listen to them.

In case you’re curious about what I said about the books that put him on this list, click here

1 Matt Witten Matt Witten

My first exposure to Witten came in a short story anthology where he provided something I described as “exactly what I wanted to read today.” His second novel was a murder mystery with a reporter protagonist that broke all of my preconceptions about what those novels would be and ended up saying a lot about the state of journalism, those who can make it in the profession, and the cost for everyone involved (those who make the news, are subjects of the news, read/watch the news, and possibly the idea of Truth). Without being pretentious or preachy. Not bad, not bad at all.

In case you’re curious about what I said about his work that put him on this list, click here and here (this is just a line or two)

Top Ten Tuesday: Titles that Tickled My Funny Bone

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The topic for this week’s Top Ten Tuesdays is the Hilarious Book Titles.

Sure, calling some “hilarious” practically invites the response of “eh, it’s okay, I guess.” Hilarity (to me) implies funny to the nth degree. So, when I picked the books for this list, I went with “Titles that tickled my funny bone (and continue to)”—that seemed more attainable. My Long List after going through my shelves and Goodreads numbered in the 70s, but whittling it down was super easy (would’ve been easier if I’d have let myself use multiple titles from Watterson, Kellett, or Trudeau).

Titles that tickled my funny bone (and continue to)

1 Live Right and Find Happines
Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster) by Dave Barry

That title is pure Barry—a little silly, maybe a little lazy, but funny. The book was largely pieces of wisdom that Barry is passing on to his daughter and grandson. More of the advice is helpful than you might think, it’s all worth listening to. The rest of the book ain’t bad, either.

In case you’re curious about what I’ve written about this audiobook (and some others written by Barry), click here.

2 Have You Eaten Grandma?
Have You Eaten Grandma?: Or, the Life-Saving Importance of Correct Punctuation, Grammar, and Good English by Gyles Brandreth

Sure, we’ve all seen the jokes/memes, etc. about “Have you eaten, Grandma? vs Have you eaten Grandma?”, it’s using it with the subtitle phrase “Life-Saving Importance” that grabbed my attention (and it was worth it—a fun and helpful guide to grammar, etc.)

In case you’re curious about what I’ve written about this book, click here.

3 Literature Unsuccessfully Competing Against TV Since 1953
Literature: Unsuccessfully Competing Against TV Since 1953 by Dave Kellett

This title for the collection of bookish-themed strips from the webcomic Sheldon isn’t the best part of the collection, but it always makes me grin. I’ve read the thing from cover to cover a handful of times, and have read bits and pieces of it frequently—I’m a big fan of Kellett’s work and this is among his best.

4 A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking
A Wizard’s Guide to Defensive Baking by T. Kingfisher

I’m sure I’m not the only one who picked up this book because of the title alone—I’m not even sure that I read the blurb for it. I’m so glad I did, it was full of heart, charm, and humor—and leaves you craving baked goods (magic-free, preferably).

In case you’re curious about what I’ve written about the audiobook, click here.

5 A Bathroom Book...
A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape by Joe Pera, Joe Bennett (Illustrator)

When you see the title, you imagine that this is a parody of a book listing or something, right? It can’t be a real book. Ahh, but it is.

The title tells you pretty much everything you need to know about this odd source of affirmation and encouragement.

In case you’re curious about what I’ve written about this book, click here.

6 99 Poems to Cure Whatever's Wrong with You or Create The Problems You Need
99 Poems to Cure Whatever’s Wrong with You or Create The Problems You Need by Sam Pink

It was someone sharing a poem from this book that caught my eye, but it was the title that cinched it for me—I had to give these poems a try. It’s the last clause that did it.

After reading these, I don’t think any problems were created or cured, but I got a nice break from them for a little bit.

In case you’re curious about what I’ve written about this book, click here.

7 Better Than Dave
46% Better Than Dave by Alastair Puddick

It’s the specificity of the percentage that did it for me. I’m not sure what it is about the 46 that works, but it does.

A man with a perfectly nice life loses perspective when a he gets a new neighbor that shares his first name. Suddenly he’s the “old” Dave to all his friends—and “new” (with an implied “improved”) Dave seems to have a better life—46% better. It’s a funny and sweet novel about realizing how green grass on your side of the fence is.

In case you’re curious about what I’ve written about this book, click here.

8 I Just Want My Pants Back
I Just Want My Pants Back by David Rosen

I didn’t like this book as much as the title, but the title still works for me. You can hear the lament/whine… After a one-night stand, Jason Strider has to go on a quest to get his jeans back. Hilarity (theoretically) ensues.

In case you’re curious about what I’ve written about this book, click here.

9 Even Revolutionaries Like Chocolate Chip Cookies
Even Revolutionaries Like Chocolate Chip Cookies by G.B. Trudeau

I mean, who doesn’t? This subtle little reminder about our shared humanity comes from this collection of newspaper strips in 1972. It’s one of the earliest Doonesbury collections, the humor (as I recall) isn’t quite as refined as it would become—but maybe hits the targets better.

10 Scientific Progress Goes Boink
Scientific Progress Goes “Boink” by Bill Watterson

I think it’s the “Boink” that sells this title for me—if it had been another sound, I don’t know if it’d would’ve clicked for me.

This Calvin and Hobbes collection is just wonderful, which is a tautology, sure. I just can’t think of anything else to say.

Top Ten Tuesday: Books On My Spring 2022 TBR


The topic for this week’s Top Ten Tuesdays is the Top Ten Books On My Spring 2022 TBR.

This topic came at a pretty useful time, I was trying to get a bit more organized this last weekend. I’m sure these aren’t just the next ten books I’m going to read, one or two other things are going to slip in*, they almost always do. But this is a good skeleton schedule for March/April—this could be dubbed my “Spring of the Female Detective”

* After hitting “Schedule” on this post, for example, I remembered a book I left off this list that should probably go between books #1 & #2. Ooops. Go check out Death in the Sunshine by Steph Broadribb, will you?

Top Ten Books On My Spring 2022 TBR

1 Drown Her Sorrows
Drown Her Sorrows by Melnda Leigh

I think it was Lee Goldberg’s tweets about this book that convinced me to give the series a try, so I’m really looking forward to diving in (many months after I anticipated reading it!)

When Sheriff Bree Taggert discovers the body of a young woman floating near the bank of the Scarlet River, a note in her abandoned car suggests suicide. The autopsy reveals a different story. Holly Thorpe was dead long before she dropped off the bridge and hit the water.

As Bree and her investigator Matt Flynn delve into the case, secrets in Holly’s personal life complicate their efforts to solve the murder. Holly left behind a volatile marriage, an equally divisive relationship with her sister, and an employer whose intimate involvement with Holly was no secret. Each one has a motive for murder.

When Holly’s sister is terrorized by a stalker’s sick prank, and the prime suspect turns up dead, everything Bree was sure of is upended and her case goes off the rails. When the killer strikes close to home, Bree and Matt must race to solve the murders before one of their own becomes the next victim.

2 Halo: The Fall of Reach
Halo: The Fall of Reach by Eric Nylund

Is this my typical kind of read? Nope. Like almost everything I was recommended in that 12 months 12 Books 12 Friends challenge, this is a little outside my zone (but adjacent to it). Figure it’ll be fun.

The twenty-sixth century. Humanity has expanded beyond Earth’s system to hundreds of planets that colonists now call home. But the United Earth Government and the United Nations Space Command is struggling to control this vast empire. After exhausting all strategies to keep seething colonial insurrections from exploding into a full-blown interplanetary civil war, the UNSC has one last hope. At the Office of Naval Intelligence, Dr. Catherine Halsey has been hard at work on a top-secret program that could bring an end to the conflict…and it starts with seventy-five children, among them a six-year-old boy named John. And Halsey could never guess that this child will eventually become the final hope against an even greater peril engulfing the galaxy—the inexorable confrontation with a theocratic military alliance of alien races known as the Covenant.

This is the electrifying origin story of Spartan John-117—the Master Chief—and of his legendary, unstoppable heroism in leading the resistance against humanity’s possible extinction.

3 Double Take
Double Take by Elizabeth Breck

It was love at first chapter for me and Madison Kelly last year, will the relationship flourish here?

It’s a perfect San Diego fall­—cool and crisp with bright blue skies. But not everything is right in the sunny idyll dubbed “America’s Finest City.” Young journalist Barrett Brown has been missing for a week, and her boyfriend hires private investigator Madison Kelly to find her. Right away, Barrett reminds Madison of a younger version of herself: smart, ambitious, and a loner.

As she launches her investigation, Madison realizes that Barrett’s disappearance is connected to a big story she was chasing–and she sets out to walk in Barrett’s footsteps to trace her whereabouts. As the trail grows colder, things begin to heat up between Madison and Barrett’s boyfriend. But he doesn’t seem to be telling everything he knows, and Madison gets the feeling that her every move is being watched. What dirty secrets lie at the heart of Barrett’s big lead?

If Madison can’t get to the bottom of the case in time, she could be in line to become the next victim.

4 Angela's Ashes
Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt

When this came out, I simply had no time (and, frankly, no inclination) to jump on the tidal wave of readers. But I’ve always been curious. Prompted by Allyson y Johnson, I’ve decided to take the plunge.

“When I look back on my childhood I wonder how I managed to survive at all. It was, of course, a miserable childhood: the happy childhood is hardly worth your while. Worse than the ordinary miserable childhood is the miserable Irish childhood, and worse yet is the miserable Irish Catholic childhood.”

So begins the luminous memoir of Frank McCourt, born in Depression-era Brooklyn to recent Irish immigrants and raised in the slums of Limerick, Ireland. Frank’s mother, Angela, has no money to feed the children since Frank’s father, Malachy, rarely works, and when he does he drinks his wages. Yet Malachy—exasperating, irresponsible, and beguiling—does nurture in Frank an appetite for the one thing he can provide: a story. Frank lives for his father’s tales of Cuchulain, who saved Ireland, and of the Angel on the Seventh Step, who brings his mother babies.

Perhaps it is story that accounts for Frank’s survival. Wearing rags for diapers, begging a pig’s head for Christmas dinner and gathering coal from the roadside to light a fire, Frank endures poverty, near-starvation and the casual cruelty of relatives and neighbors—yet lives to tell his tale with eloquence, exuberance, and remarkable forgiveness.

Angela’s Ashes, imbued on every page with Frank McCourt’s astounding humor and compassion, is a glorious book that bears all the marks of a classic.

5 Pay Dirt Road
Pay Dirt Road by Samantha Jayne Allen

A few months ago, I was browsing NetGalley when I should’ve been hacking away at my TBR and saw the words, “Friday Night Lights meets Mare of Easttown” and hit “Request” without reading anything else. Thankfully the rest of the description looked good, too.

Annie McIntyre has a love/hate relationship with Garnett, Texas.

Recently graduated from college and home waitressing, lacking not in ambition but certainly in direction, Annie is lured into the family business—a private investigation firm—by her supposed-to-be-retired grandfather, Leroy, despite the rest of the clan’s misgivings.

When a waitress at the café goes missing, Annie and Leroy begin an investigation that leads them down rural routes and haunted byways, to noxious-smelling oil fields and to the glowing neon of local honky-tonks. As Annie works to uncover the truth she finds herself identifying with the victim in increasing, unsettling ways, and realizes she must confront her own past—failed romances, a disturbing experience she’d rather forget, and the trick mirror of nostalgia itself—if she wants to survive this homecoming.

6 DoubleBlind
DoubleBlind by Libby Fischer Hellmann

A publicist working with Hellmann emailed me about this a couple of weeks ago. He hasn’t steered me wrong yet, had to give this a shot.

With little work during the pandemic, Chicago PI Georgia Davis agrees to help the best friend of fellow sleuth, Ellie Foreman. Susan Siler’s aunt died suddenly after her Covid booster, and Susan’s distraught mother wants the death investigated.

However, Georgia’s investigation is interrupted by a family trip to Nauvoo, Illinois, the one-time Mormon heartland. It’s there that her life unexpectedly intersects with the runaway spouse of a Mormon Fundamentalist. Back in Evanston, after Georgia is almost killed by a hit and run driver, she discovers that she and the escaped woman look remarkably alike.

Is someone trying to kill Georgia because of her death investigation case? Or is it a case of mistaken identity? And how can Georgia find her doppelganger before whoever wants them both dead tries again?

7 Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City
Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City by K. J. Parker

This impulse buy back on Independent Bookstore Day last year (or some other event at Rediscovered Books) has been sitting ignored on my shelf for months. Which is where “Your TBR Reduction Book Challenge” comes in–this fits the April prompt, so it finally gets some attention.

A siege is approaching, and the city has little time to prepare. The people have no food and no weapons, and the enemy has sworn to slaughter them all.

To save the city will take a miracle, but what it has is Orhan. A colonel of engineers, Orhan has far more experience with bridge-building than battles, is a cheat and a liar, and has a serious problem with authority. He is, in other words, perfect for the job.

Sixteen Ways To Defend a Walled City is the story of Orhan, son of Siyyah Doctus Felix Praeclarissimus, and his history of the Great Siege, written down so that the deeds and sufferings of great men may never be forgotten.

8 Ordinary Grace
Ordinary Grace by William Kent Krueger

April’s book for the 12 Books Challenge is close to my typical kind of read, but looks high-falutin’ enough to be a bit out of the norm for me.

New Bremen, Minnesota, 1961. The Twins were playing their debut season, ice-cold root beers were selling out at the soda counter of Halderson’s Drugstore, and Hot Stuff comic books were a mainstay on every barbershop magazine rack. It was a time of innocence and hope for a country with a new, young president. But for thirteen-year-old Frank Drum it was a grim summer in which death visited frequently and assumed many forms. Accident. Nature. Suicide. Murder.

Frank begins the season preoccupied with the concerns of any teenage boy, but when tragedy unexpectedly strikes his family—which includes his Methodist minister father; his passionate, artistic mother; Juilliard-bound older sister; and wise-beyond-his-years kid brother—he finds himself thrust into an adult world full of secrets, lies, adultery, and betrayal, suddenly called upon to demonstrate a maturity and gumption beyond his years.

Told from Frank’s perspective forty years after that fateful summer, Ordinary Grace is a brilliantly moving account of a boy standing at the door of his young manhood, trying to understand a world that seems to be falling apart around him. It is an unforgettable novel about discovering the terrible price of wisdom and the enduring grace of God.

9 Amongst Our Weapons
Amongst Our Weapons by Ben Aaronovitch

I haven’t actually read the description below until this point (and I really only glanced at it enough to copy and paste accurately), all I need to know is that this is the 9th Peter Grant/Folly/Rivers of London book and I’m in.

The London Silver Vaults—for well over a century, the largest collection of silver for sale in the world. It has more locks than the Bank of England and more cameras than a paparazzi convention.

Not somewhere you can murder someone and vanish without a trace—only that’s what happened.

The disappearing act, the reports of a blinding flash of light, and memory loss amongst the witnesses all make this a case for Detective Constable Peter Grant and the Special Assessment Unit.

Alongside their boss DCI Thomas Nightingale, the SAU find themselves embroiled in a mystery that encompasses London’s tangled history, foreign lands and, most terrifying of all, the North!

And Peter must solve this case soon, because back home his partner Beverley is expecting twins any day now. But what he doesn’t know is that he’s about to encounter something—and somebody—that nobody ever expects…

10 A Snake in the Raspberry Patch
A Snake in the Raspberry Patch by Joanne Jackson

This is another one from the publicist mentioned in #6. I can’t imagine I’d have even heard of this without him.

It is the summer of 1971 and Liz takes care of her four sisters while waiting to meet the sixth Murphy child: a boy. And yet, something is not right. Adults tensely whisper in small groups, heads shaking. Her younger sister, Rose seems more annoying, always flashing her camera and jotting notes in her notepad. The truth is worse than anyone could imagine: an entire family slaughtered in their home nearby, even the children. The small rural community reels in the aftermath. No one seems to know who did it or why. For Liz, these events complicate her already tiring life. Keeping Rose in line already feels like a full time job, and if Rose gets it in her head that she can solve a murder… The killer must be someone just passing through, a random horror. It almost begs the question: where do murderers live?

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