I’m Curious: Know Any Good Orcs?

I was chatting with some people last night and one of them gave a quick recap of the lore behind Warhammer 40,000—by the way, if I had a spare year or two, I think I could get really into that—spending a lot of time on the Orcs (as one should if they’re half as entertaining as my friend described). I was then asked, what was my favorite depiction of Orcs in what I’ve read.

And I drew a blank. Sure, you’ve got Baldree’s Viv. Tolkien’s cannon fodder. Ewington has some fun Half-Orcs (and some good references to Orcs in general…I don’t think we see a full-Orc character, do we?). And, I can’t forget (although I initially did in this post to my shame) the fantastic singing and pirating Orcs in K.R.R. Lockhaven’s works. There were couple of other things I tried to remember (featuring ogres and goblins, it turns out). But that’s all I could come up with. I’ve intended on trying Stan Nicholls‘ series for quite some time, but we all know how that goes.

Now I have a hankerin’ to read a good depiction of an orc. Any suggestions? They could be the ravenous, blood-thirsty, murderous sort, a counter-intuitive pacifistic character, or a coffee and book aficionado (oh, wait, already mentioned one of those, please tell me there’s not more).