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WWW Wednesday, December 29, 2021

Time for the final WWW Wednesday of 2021! It’s been quite a year, right?

 

This meme was formerly hosted by MizB at A Daily Rhythm and revived on Taking on a World of Words—and shown to me by Aurore-Anne-Chehoke at Diary-of-a-black-city-girl.

The Three Ws are:

What are you currently reading?
What did you recently finish reading?
What do you think you’ll read next?

Easy enough, right?

What are you currently reading?

I’m finally reading Anonymous by Elizabeth Breck and am listening to Agent to the Stars by John Scalzi, Wil Wheaton (Narrator) on audiobook—it’s as fun as I remember when I read it a decade or so ago.

AnonymousBlank SpaceAgent to the Stars

What did you recently finish reading?

I just finished the very odd The Posthumous Memoirs of Brás Cubas by Joaquim Maria Machado de Assis, translated by Flora Thomson-DeVeaux and Stuff You Should Know: An Incomplete Compendium of Mostly Interesting Things by Josh Clark and Chuck Bryant on audio.

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What do you think you’ll read next?

My next book should be Family Business by S.J. Rozan (been waiting for this one!) and my next audiobook should be another trip to Amish country in Gone Missing by Linda Castillo, Kathleen McInerney (Narrator).

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How are you all wrapping up the year?

Down the TBR Hole Revisited (3 of 3)

Down the TBR Hole Revisited

Huh. When I looked at this list, I really thought I’d cut some fat (although this part would be harder than the rest since some of these aren’t published yet, so I haven’t heard anything about them from other readers). I still managed to cut a little bit, which puts my Want-to-Read list under 150–which means overall, I’ve cut 90+ from the list since I started this (either through deleting or reading). I call that a win.

The big question is, what will this list look like in 2024-5 when I try this again?

This meme was created by Lia @ Lost in a Story—but Jenna at Bookmark Your Thoughts is the one that exposed me to this, and as my Goodreads “Want To Read” shelf is scarily long, I had to do this.

The Rules are simple:

  1. Go to your Goodreads to-read shelf
  2. Order on ascending date added.
  3. Take the first 5 (or 10 if you’re feeling adventurous) books.
  4. Read the synopses of the books.
  5. Decide: keep it or should it go?
  6. Keep track of where you left off so you can pick up there next week! (or whenever)

What distinguishes this series from the Mt. TBR section of my Month-end Retrospectives? Those are books I actually own while Goodreads contains my aspirational TBR (many of which will be Library reads). The Naming of the two is a bit confusing, but…what’re you going to do?

(Click on the cover for an official site or something with more info about the book)

Vanishing Edge Vanishing Edge by Claire Kells
Blurb: FBI Agent-turned-Forest Service investigator is on the hunt for a killer in the Sequoia National Park.
My Thoughts: I vaguely remember reading about this on a Crime Reads post–sounded good (still does), and I’d probably enjoy it. But…I know I’m not going to get around to it.
Verdict:
Thumbs Down
The Cipher The Cipher by Isabella Maldonado
Blurb: A pair of FBI Agents (both with troubled pasts) are on the hunt for a serial killer.
My Thoughts: This one (and the next by Maldonado) were also featured in a Crime Reads post. The mini-blurb above sounds pretty generic, I know, but I remember something about the write-up that convinced me that Maldonado is somsone I want to try. So I put the first entries in her two series on the list, and am going to keep them there for at least a little longer.
Verdict:
Thumbs Up
Blood's Echo Blood’s Echo by Isabella Maldonado
Blurb: A Phoenix PD Detective is on a crusade to take down a local crime family
My Thoughts: See above. I typically enjoy police detectives more than FBI Agents, so I’m leaning to trying this one first.
Verdict:
Thumbs Up
The Accomplice The Accomplice by Lisa Lutz
Blurb: Owen and Luna have been best friends since college, the kind you always wonder why they didn’t end up together. When Owen’s wife is murdered, Luna starts putting pieces together with that murder and things that happened years ago. The book “examines the bonds of shared history, what it costs to break them, and what happens when you start wondering how well you know the one person who truly knows you.”
My Thoughts: It’s Lutz, so of course I’m going to read it, she’s still on my “auto” list–writing the above blurb is the first time I even looked at a synopsis I have the eARC on my Kindle now, actually, it’s probably going to be the first novel I start in 2022.
Verdict:
Thumbs Up
How to Save a Superhero How to Save a Superhero by Ruth Freeman
Blurb: A ten-year old becomes convinced that a former superhero is a resident of the retirement community her mom works at. What’s more, she stumbles onto a conspiracy that puts him–and the whole human race–in danger.
My Thoughts: I thought I remembered where I saw this book recommended, but it’s not on the blogs I thought it was. Whoops. Regardless, it sounds like a cute story. It’s staying, I need some MG fluff.
Verdict:
Thumbs Up
Fatal Storm Fatal Storm by Carrie Vaughn
Blurb: “Cormac and Amelia take a job at a quaint Victorian mountain lodge: keep an eye on the famous psychic there to judge whether the place is haunted. Simple, right? Three problems: the blizzard that snows everyone in for the weekend, the murdered body that shows up in the morning, and the fact that everyone is sure Cormac did it.”
My Thoughts: I just need to take some time and read all the Cormac and Amelia stories, and keep forgetting. This story’s presence on the list is a mnemonic device to help. The pair was a big part of what made the Kitty Norville series work–am glad to see them keep the world alive.
Verdict:
Thumbs Up
Family Business Family Business by S.J. Rozan
Blurb: “The death of a powerful Chinatown crime boss thrusts private eye Lydia Chin and her partner Bill Smith into a world of double-dealing, subterfuge, murder, and—because this is New York City—real estate.”
My Thoughts: Like the Lutz book earlier, Lydia Chin/Bill Smith books are auto-reads for me. This one is waiting at the Library for me to pick up. I’ve been looking forward to this one for a while.
Verdict:
Thumbs Up
Dance Among the Flames Dance Among the Flames by Tori Eldridge
Blurb: I’m not even going to try to do this one. Click the links.
My Thoughts: This looks like a heckuva departure from her Lily Wong series. I’m super-curious about it and am looking forward to its release.
Verdict:
Thumbs Up
The Awkward Black Man The Awkward Black Man by Walter Mosley
Blurb: A collection of short stories.
My Thoughts: For years, I’ve felt like I’m missing out on not getting into Mosley–not a FOMO kind of thing, more of a “what is wrong with me that I don’t appreciate him.” After Allyson J Johnson mentioned it in a WWW Wednesday comment, I thought this might be a good way to jump start that effort (although a subsequent comment chilled me a bit).
Verdict:
Thumbs Up
How to Save a Superhero How to Save a Superhero by Ruth Freeman
My Thoughts: Okay, yeah, something about this clearly appealed to me because I put on the list twice. Whoops.
Verdict: At least this helps me trim the number, right?
Thumbs Down
Maxine Justice: Galactic Attorney Maxine Justice: Galactic Attorney by Daniel Schwabauer
Blurb: “Maxine Justice is an ambulance-chasing lawyer desperate for relevance and cash when aliens hire her to represent them before the United Nations.”
My Thoughts: I saw an advertisement for this on Publishers Weekly, and the premise seemed so ridiculous and tongue-in-cheek I had to give it a shot.
Verdict:
Thumbs Up
One for All One for All by Lillie Lainoff
Blurb: A YA gender-bent Three Musketeers featuring someone who (today) would be diagnosed with POTS.
My Thoughts: My daughter’s recently been diagnosed with POTS, so it’s been on my mind. When I saw this mentioned on my Twitter feed, I had to give it a shot. If for no other reason than to make sure my daughter gives it a read.
Verdict:
Thumbs Up
The Liar’s Knot The Liar’s Knot by M.A. Carrick
My Thoughts: I was really impressed with the first in this trilogy last year. I’ll likely be as impressed with this one–I will admit that I’m intimidated by the prospect of picking it up. Can I remember enough of what came before?
Verdict:
Thumbs Up

Books Removed in this Post: 2 / 13
Total Books Removed: 7 / 33

Anyone out there read any of these books? Did I make the right call with any of them?


(Image by moritz320 from Pixabay)

2021 While I Was Reading Challenge

2021 While I Was Reading Challenge

Earlier today, I finished my fourth annual While I Was Reading Challenge. Well, I thought I did, anyway. As I was putting this list together, I realized that the entry I’d pencilled in for “An essay or short story collection” was published last Fall. In fact, every short story collection I thought of as “recent” was from 2020. I somehow managed to make it through this year without a single short story collection, same with most of the essay collections I could think of. I guess this is why I keep a reading log, I just need to pay more attention to it.

Oh, well the important thing is, that it’s done, right?

2021 Reading Challenge Categories

  1. A book published before 2000: The Case of the One-Eyed Witness by Earle Stanley Gardner
  2. An essay or short story collection: Nothing Like I Imagined (Except for Sometimes) by Mindy Kaling
  3. A book you’ve been looking forward to: Blacktop Wasteland by S. A. Cosby
  4. A book you’ve been avoiding: The Posthumous Memoirs of Brás Cubas by Joaquim Maria Machado de Assis, translated by Flora Thomson-DeVeaux
  5. A book of magical realism: The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake by Aimee Bender
  6. A book with alliteration in the title: Headphones and Heartaches by Wesley Parker
  7. A book with food or drink on the cover: Love by Roddy Doyle
  8. A cozy mystery: The Curious Dispatch of Daniel Costello by Chris McDonald
  9. A book with a dog on the cover: The Keepers by Jeffrey B. Burton
  10. A memoir: A Dream About Lightning Bugs: A Life of Music and Cheap Lessons by Ben Folds
  11. A book by an author who has written more than 10 books: Gated Prey by Lee Goldberg
  12. A debut novel: The Thursday Murder Club by Richard Osman

Some Things I Still Can’t Tell You by Misha Collins: A Thoroughly Pleasant Batch of Poems

Some Things I Still Can’t Tell You

Some Things I Still Can’t Tell You

by Misha Collins

Paperback, 129 pg.
Andrews McNeel Publishing, 2021

Grab a copy from your local indie bookstore!

A Quick Disclaimer

I really need to come up with a boiler-plate paragraph, or at least a sentence or two for the rare occasions when I read a book of poems: Poetry isn’t my thing. I try it every now and then (mostly then), and usually, when I do so, I’m reminded that it’s not something I can easily appreciate.

Still, this is my second collection this year. Maybe I’m turning a corner.*

* Probably** not.

**Almost certainly not.

So, Why Did I Buy & Read Some Things I Still Can’t Tell You

That’s easy—my daughter is one of Collins’ biggest fans and I knew she’d be raving about it. I thought it’d be nice to have something to talk about.

What’s Some Things I Still Can’t Tell You About?

This is a collection of brief (all under two small pages—most less than one) poems by the actor Misha Collins—some are about his wife and their relationship, some about his parents, friends, children, and so on.

A Common Structure

You know how with Sudden Fiction there’s a line or two at the end that acts like a punchline? Not necessarily like with a joke, but something that adds a little twist, or a surprise at the end of the story. These poems almost always feature something like that—you’re going along reading about a rainy day or something, and then in a line or two it turns into something about missing his wife. Or being a jerk about something. Or thinking about a dead friend. Something to give a little “punch.”

It was common, but even after a couple dozen of them, it didn’t stop being effective. And the ones that didn’t have it weren’t quite as good.

So, what did I think about Some Things I Still Can’t Tell You?

I don’t know if they’re great art—my instinct is to say no, but what do I know? I do know that they’re effective. They capture the feeling, the moment, the whatever Collins is talking about—they’re not the kind of poems you have to sit and ponder to dig out the meaning (you probably can dig deeper than I did), you get the payoff immediately.

For me, that’s what I want in a poem—a thought (fleeting or otherwise), an impression, a feeling—captured and passed on.

Going by that definition, this collection is a success.


3.5 Stars

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Grenade Bouquets by Lee Matthew Goldberg: True to the Rock Scene it Describes, there’s a Bit of a Sophomore Slump Here

Grenade Bouquets

Grenade Bouquets

by Lee Matthew Goldberg
Series: Runaway Train, #2

Kindle Edition, 286 pg.
Wise Wolfe Books, 2021

Read: October 12-13, 2021
Grab a copy from your local indie bookstore!

I’m sure there’s always moments in life you’ll remember, like when you get married, or hold your newborn baby, but like, I can’t imagine anything more hella cool than hearing your song on the radio for the first time.

What’s Grenade Bouquets About?

At the end of Runaway Train, Nico joins Evan and his band, Grenade Bouquets, for a few dates, helping them with one song at the end of the set.

Before long, a rivalry heats up between Nico and the band’s singer (and Evan’s ex)—enough that she leaves, and Nico takes over just as they get the attention of a record label.

Things go about as well as you’d expect from this point out—there’s a template for novels about Rock bands, and Goldberg’s not one to buck a trend.

So, what did I think about Grenade Bouquets?

Is it ridiculous to expect that just because she got her act together at the end of Runaway Train that Nico will act maturely after that—especially in light of sudden success, money, attention, lack of adult supervision, and the easy access to drugs and alcohol. But man, I had a hard time with her antics. At one point, I jotted in my notes “I’d pay Goldberg $50 if we could just drop this and catch up with Nico in 5 years.”

Sure, Goldberg did a fantastic job of capturing the cultural moment so wonderfully—and the realism of a confused teen in the midst of that. But, I tell you what, I had a hard time getting through that part of the book (the majority of it). Eventually, however, that part ends. It doesn’t necessarily end well for Nico (the opening scene of the book makes that clear, so I’m not spoiling), but it ends believably (perhaps inevitably).

It’s what happens after things fall apart for Nico where the novel starts to be worth the struggle—there’s a scene featuring a celebrity cameo that makes the whole novel worthwhile, actually. But even without that scene the latter parts of the novel rescue it and get me to the point I can recommend it.

If you liked Nico’s story from Runaway Train and wanted to know what happens to her after it, Grenade Bouquets is a successful follow-up. The reader, as well as Nico, has to get through a lot—but the pay-off will compensate you.

I’m sounding pretty down about the book—and I don’t mean to, really, I came around in the end—but there was something to come around from. I have to mention it/warn you about it. Still, a decent read—with some strong moments and crystal clear writing.

3 Stars

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Faith in the Time of Plague Edited by Stephen M. Coleman and Todd M. Rester: Reformation and Post-Reformation Voices Speak to Our Moment

Faith in the Time of Plague

Faith in the Time of Plague

Edited by Stephen M. Coleman and Todd M.Rester

Hardcover, 309 pg.
Westminster Seminary Press, 2021

Read: November 7-December 12, 2021

The main point? Two rocks must be steered clear of: stupid boldness and exceedingly vicious fear. On the first, one does those things that while we fear nothing—would often lose ourselves and others. On the second it happens that as we would look to our own life, we would desert the work of Christ. Therefore, let us fear what can happen if we fail to avoid those evils. But let us be confident in the Lord and let us remain as steadfast as possible—even to the point of death—in our calling and in the work of Christ.

What’s Faith in the Time of Plague About?

The Editors describe the book like this:

The body of extant plague writings is vast and much of it remains unavailable in English. The selections in this book were determined to a great extent by the treasures that came to light in translating the 1655 pamphlet Variorum tractatus theologici de peste, which makes up Part I of the book. This collection of tracts is an unparalleled Post-Reformation treatment of the plague, from pastoral and scholarly points of view. Part II consists of those Reformation and Post-Reformation works that Beza, Rivet, Voetius, and Hoornbeeck [the authors in Part I] engaged with frequently (Zanchi, Abbot, and Ursinus). Alongside those pieces are additional contemporary works that we felt would be especially useful for pastors, scholars, and interested readers to have available in book form (Zwingli, Luther, Lavater, and Rawlet), and which give the reader a more complete picture of the Reformed tradition’s branch of plague writings. Each of these eleven authors addresses the unique questions posited by the plague in distinct ways, yet each does so by definitively Reformed methods—grounded in Scripture, historically informed, and always with the issue of faith in Christ at the forefront.

There are also two appendices, On Mortality by Cyprian of Carthage—a work that multiple authors in the main texts refer to (and likely shape even those who don’t) and the section Prayer and Thanksgiving from the Book of Common Prayer—an application of all the theology of the main texts.

Part 1: Variorum tractatus theologici de peste

The various works in part one are careful, methodical, Scriptural, and thorough—they cover all the bases. The treatise by Beza seems to both reflect the thinking of the rest of the Reformation as much as it shapes everything that comes after (or at least everything in the book).

Some parts of this took some work to get through, but it was worth it.

Part II: Reformation and Post-Reformation Plague Writings

Others sin on the right hand. They are much too rash and reckless, tempting God and disregarding everything which might counteract death and the plague. They disdain the use of medicines; they do not avoid places and persons infected by the plague, but lightheartedly make sport of it and wish to prove how independent they are. They say that it is God’s punishment; if he wants to protect them he can do so without medicines or our carefulness. This is not trusting God but tempting him. God has created medicines and provided us with intelligence to guard and take good care of the body so that we can live in good health.

For me, this part of the book (roughly a third) was the most rewarding. Luther’s Whether One May Flee from a Deadly Plague covered most/all of the points in Part I, but in a pithier and more digestible fashion. Which is what you expect from Luther, right?

Zwingli’s Plauge Hymn is great. I really don’t know what else to say.

The most moving, the most personal entry in the volume is John Rawlet’s A Letter to my Mother is clearly part of that preparation for death mentioned in the post last week. In this printing, it’s an eleven-page letter* written by an Anglican minister in London sure he was soon to contract the plague and die. He was wrong about contracting the plague and never sent the letter—but he was ready for it.

* Hard to fathom in the age of texts, tweets, and email.

An Unimportant Observation

I’m pretty sure I’ve never run into the word “licit” as often as I have in this work. Like most people (especially those who read a lot of Crime Fiction), I run across “illicit” all the time. But “licit”? Almost never.

Maybe it’s a quirk of the translators, but I doubt it. It’s just refreshing to see the word—and it’s one I’m going to try to use more often.

So, what did I think about Faith in the Time of Plague?

One thing that struck me was how often these Reformation authors appealed to earlier theologians (like Cyprian). But largely not about plagues or other diseases. Instead, it was how they approached the response to persecution—could believers flee from it, or do they have to run toward it or simply wait for it? Both persecution and disease come from the Lord—as both trial and result of sin.

I have to say, I’m not sure I’d have approached it that way before.

Those looking for easy answers to “how would the early Church or Reformers” deal with COVID-19 (or the like)”, will be disappointed. There are no quick and easy answers here. But this can remind readers that the Church has been through similar—and worse—times before. She likely will again. There have been careful, pastoral responses to it in the past, and that can be true again. We don’t have to have a snappy, one-size-fits-all approach at the first sign of trouble, but we are called to gracious, Christ-honoring, people-serving responses.

These are some excellent examples of how to do it. This isn’t the easiest, breeziest thing I’ve read this year—it might even be the furthest from it. But it’s an invaluable resource and I’m glad Westminster Seminary Press brought it to us.

Saturday Miscellany—12/25/21

I cannot believe anyone’s actually reading this today, but stranger things have happened, I guess.

Eh, maybe you need a break from the festivities, here’s a little to occupy your mind. It’s not much, I think everyone was lightening up on content this week.

Odds n ends about books and reading that caught my eye this week. You’ve probably seen some/most/all of them, but just in case:
bullet Libraries enlist states in fight over ebook rules
bullet The Most Popular Books and Audiobooks on NetGalley in 2021
bullet The most popular US library books of 2021
bullet 2022 Ultimate Book Blogger / Reader Spreadsheet Template—2022 will be my third year using this template from Reader Voracious—I still don’t use all the features, but those that I do are more than worth it. Even if I wasn’t blogging, I think I’d prefer this to what I came up with on my own.
bullet It was the last week for The #R3COMM3ND3D2021 series over at Damp Pebbles. The posts over the last week were by:
bullet Podcast Audiobookish
bullet BookBlogger Karen Cole
bullet BookBlogger Rae
bullet Author Joy Kluver
bullet BookBlogger Emma—the proprieter of Damppebbles herself chimes in to wrap up the series
bullet A few more installments of this year’s Best Of Lists…
bullet 12 Authors Share the Best Books They Read in 2021—from the We Are Bookish blog
bullet from FanFiAddict: Tom’s Top 10 Reads of 2021
bullet Witty and Sarcastic Book Club declares the year a win: Operation 2021: Success! (or Favorite Books from this Year)
bullet Why I’m not seeing a numbered reading goal for 2022…
bullet Blogging VS. Social Media: why having a book blog still matters—I’ve seen a little of this conversation online, but this is a pretty full response to the idea that book blogs are obsolete.
bullet Why Book Blogs are Relevant & Valuable Marketing Tools—okay, the above was a full response, this is…um…fuller I guess.
bullet The Die Hard Book Tag—a holiday-season Book Tag I can get behind.

The Friday 56 for 12/24/21: A Dream About Lightning Bugs by Ben Folds

The Friday 56This is a weekly bloghop hosted by Freda’s Voice.

RULES:
The Friday 56 Grab a book, any book.
The Friday 56 Turn to Page 56 or 56% on your ereader. If you have to improvise, that is okay.
The Friday 56 Find a snippet, short and sweet.
The Friday 56 Post it.

from Page 56 of:
A Dream About Lightning Bugs

A Dream About Lightning Bugs: A Life of Music and Cheap Lessons by Ben Folds

A few years ago, I volunteered to be a substitute teacher for my kids’ seventh-grade music class. Just for a day. That’s all I had to do. I knew most of the kids in the class anyway. It should have been a breeze.

It wasn’t.

If I didn’t fully appreciate the public school music teachers of my youth before 11 a.m. that day, by noon I damn well did. As I stood before the class, a lifetime of experience performing in front of people went straight out the window. The forty-five-minute affair was absolutely exhausting. Kids, 1—Folds, 0. Animals, every one of them! I am no music teacher and I bow to each and every man and woman who is. I especially bow to the ones who can see that these children are not animals and recognize which ones could use a push, or a hand, like I did when I was younger.

The Nutcracker by E.T.A. Hoffman: A (weird) Classic Christmas Story

The Nutcracker

The Nutcracker

by E.T.A. Hoffman

Hardcover, 69 pg.
Fahrenheit Press, 2021

Read: December 20, 2021

What’s The Nutcracker About?

This is a story about a little girl who gets a nutcracker from her toy-making godfather. But this is no ordinary nutcracker: it’s magical—it’s a prince trapped in a wooden figure until he’s freed (like Belle’s Beast).

At night, this Nutcracker comes to life (like Buzz, Woody, and the rest) to do battle against the mice in the girl’s palace. The war between the Nutcracker and the mice—in particular, the seven-headed Mouse King, goes back to when the Nutcracker was human, and wages on.

And then things get weird…

A Couple of Confessions

I’m part of the probably 5-15% of Western Culture who needed the above, many of you probably rolled your eyes at me including that. But:

1. Until I got the newsletter from Fahrenheit Press talking about this release, I had no idea that this novel existed. Obviously, I knew about the ballet and a handful of the adaptations of it. But a novel started it all? What rock was I living under to have missed that?

2. I have never watched the ballet, or finished any of the various adaptations. I get bored, or distracted, or just decide it’s just a mess of a show. Maybe now that I’ve actually read the novel, I can make persevere to the end.

One Thing I’d Like to Know

Before the text itself, there’s a…it’s not really an epigraph or epigram, it’s too short to be an Author’s Note—well, maybe it’s the right length for that, I guess we should go with that. In it, Hoffman praises his skill and genius, not to mention the value of the book.

Now, I don’t know enough about the guy to know if he’s the world’s most delusional and/or arrogant writer—or is it satire? My gut says the latter, but I don’t know. Maybe he is the Narcissus of Prussian Literature. Do any of you know?

This Particular Edition

For the last two Decembers, Fahrenheit Press has hit pause on their particular brand of noir publishing to publish nice editions of Classic Christmas stories*.

This one came in a very nice hardcover with a great cover that is both on-brand for them and evocative of the story. It’s one of those hardcovers that’s going to last a while and is pretty enough to deserve it. You should absolutely try to get your hands on one while they’re still available.

* They also do some great charity work at this time of year, even as a struggling indie press, an example to us all.

So, what did I think about The Nutcracker?

The fantastical elements of this story were great—and the way it bounced back and forth between fantasy and reality—or make-believe and reality, if you’re Marie’s family—were wonderful. It was likely that Hoffman looked at the rules for story-telling around that, shrugged, and then did whatever he wanted to. The imagination behind it was truly impressive and I can tell why it’s inspired so many people to create works based on it.

The style, too, was fantastic—it’s a great way to tell a story. His word choice (and that of whoever translated this) were delightful. I felt like I was reading a descendant of things like Arabian Nights and The Brothers Grimm and a forerunner of writers like Lewis Carroll and William Goldman (The Princess Bride not Marathon Man). Although I will admit it occasionally left me a little bored—it was like he laid it on too thick from time to time, and I just couldn’t sustain my interest when that happened. Too much of a good thing, I guess.

It was a nice little book. I’m not saying I’m a convert to the story of the prince, the magic toys, and the seven headed-rat or anything. But I can see myself reading it again from time to time–I can definitely see this as a great thing to read this time of year to a kid if I had any around.

Festivus 2021: For the Rest of Us

Shunning the commercialization of Christmas*/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Santaween/Chrismukkah, we’re again celebrating Festivus (for the rest of us) here at The Irresponsible Reader.

Let’s begin our observance!

Festivus PoleHere I am with my Festivus pole. I really appreciate the very high strength to weight ratio, it’s a mighty fine pole.

Note the lack of distracting tinsel. It’s very important.

And now, let the Airing of Grievances begin.

Airing of Grievances
Yes, some of these are only slightly revised from previous Festivus posts. Which is to be expected, it’s not like the entire universe fixed itself after I posted one lil’ post. It’s going to take at least three, right?

bullet I’m seriously disappointed that Ace Atkins is leaving the Spenser series. Sure, it’s best for him and his career to go off and work on his own projects, which will undoubtedly be great. But speaking selfishly (which is the point of grievances, right?), I don’t want him to go!

bullet Publishers are starting to use AI readers instead of humans for audiobooks! This is madness—we don’t need to make things easier for our new computer overlords by letting them lull us into letting our defenses down by reading our stories to us. Also, they don’t do a good job of it.

bullet I have a grievance with the book publishing/selling/marketing industry. It’s 2021, why are we still placing stickers on books? If we have to do that, why hasn’t Science come up with a sticker that doesn’t leave a gummy residue behind? C’mon, Science, if you can’t give us a cure for cancer, a pill so people with Celiac disease can eat bread, or an Oreo that will help me lose weight—at least you can give us stickers that don’t leave gunk on our books! Especially, especially when it covers the ISBN number for those of us trying to scan them.

bullet What’s worse than stickers are those things that look like stickers, but aren’t. Just stupid, garish circles that have been printed on the cover and really only serve to obscure the image.

bullet I have a grievance with Movie/TV covers on books. C’mon people, this is stupid. Sure, it maybe helps sell more copies of the books—but has any book been improved by one of these covers? No! Knock it off! And especially, stop it with sticking pictures of actors on books in a series that haven’t been adapted, just because some have (yeah, I’m looking at you, Longmire).

bullet Similarly, what’s up with publishers changing the look of series covers? I like when they match and I resent having to go buy second copies of the old ones to have a nice matching set. (which I generally avoid, but I think about doing it a lot).

bullet It’s another year without the next installment from Rothfuss/Martin. No, my grievance isn’t with them, it’s with the entitled “fan” of the work, whinging at every conceivable moment about how long it’s taking them. Because there’s nothing else around to read? Let ’em get it right and use that energy to support someone whose books could use it.

(still—Martin, Rothfuss, Lynch…c’mon…)

bullet Whether it’s from a mainstream publisher, indie press, or a self-pubbed book, we have the technology and (theoretically??) the education so there’s no reason for there to be missing/extra punctuation or misspelled words in books.

Obviously, this doesn’t apply to book blog posts. No one paid for these.

bullet I have a grievance with the Book Blogging Community. There are way too many good book bloggers out there to keep up with. Some of you need to write less often! Also, you make the rest of us look bad.

bullet I’ve got a grievance with running out of places to put books and bookshelves that aren’t like a bag of holding or TARDIS and can’t take an increasing number of books. So…physics, I guess. Yeah, that’s right, Laws of the Physics, I’m calling you out. Get your act together!

bullet I’ve got a grievance with myself for putting off planning this post so long. I’m having a hard time coming up with Feats of Strength. I really need to start brainstorming earlier in the year…

bullet And what’s more…I lost my train of thought. Still, I managed to get a little off my chest, that felt good.

And now, the Feats of Strength

Time for Feats of Strength
In 2019, for my Feat of Strength, I held my TBR above my head, which I thought was pretty impressive. Then last year, I did something even harder—I signed out of Netgalley without requesting a single book. This year…

2021 Feat of Strength
Yes, that’s me lifting an entire bookshop. If that’s not a Feat of Strength, I don’t know what is. Okay, sure, it may be miniature, but it’s really hard to hold that steady without any of those teeny-tiny books falling off the shelf…

Let’s see how the rest of you do with your feats.

* I’ve gotten a little feedback about this—it’s pretty clear I’m a Christian. So why do I do a Festivus post instead of something about Christmas? While I do think that believers have the liberty to celebrate the Nativity if they desire to, I’m ambivalent toward the day, and hesitant to make a big deal out of it. So, I don’t. If you’re curious, I thought this episode of The Heidelcast did a decent job of articulating many of the issues (without getting nasty about it).

On the other hand, Festivus is just silly fun. Hope you don’t mind…

Happy Festivus

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