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Top 5 All-Time Desert Island Books with Mark Pepper

Top 5 All-Time Desert Island Books
In his day job, Mark is an Intelligence Analyst for a financial regulator in Washington DC. He is a qualified secondary school drama teacher, and worked as an actor for fifteen years, having graduated from RADA in 1990. 

His first two novels, The Short Cut and Man on a Murder Cycle, were published by Hodder & Stoughton, and his third, Veteran Avenue, originally published by Urbane and now by Red Dog Press. Veteran Avenue, is mainly set in LA, and is currently being developed as a TV series by the actor Warren Brown. 

Find him on twitter: @PepSixSix

Mark Pepper writes Crime Fiction with a lot of punch–a couple of my recent favorites—but what kind of books does he recommend?


First Blood – David Morrell

The book that started it all off. Very different to the movie!

Dispatches – Michael Herr

The horror of Vietnam

Mortal Error: The Shot that Killed JFK – Bonar Menninger

Fascinating and compelling analysis of that day by a firearms and ballistics expert. By the end, you’ll be in no doubt.

Psychic Warrior – David Moorhouse

Billed as “The true story of the CIA’s paranormal espionage programme”, written by a key participant. More a spiritual journey than an exposé. Published in 1996, it makes you wonder what the hell they might be up to these days.

The Real Anthony Fauci – RFK Jr.

Controversial, but everything is backed up to the hilt by reference after reference. Whatever your political persuasion, set that aside and read about a truly evil man.

Be sure to check out Pepper’s Books!


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Top 5 All-Time Desert Island Books with Lilly and Sara from Fiction Fans Podcast

Top 5 All-Time Desert Island Books
Fiction Fans Podcast is described as “A podcast about reading literature, depending on your definition of literature.” Join two casual readers as they completely ignore their academic backgrounds and talk about the books they loved, and sometimes the ones they didn’t. Includes segments like “Journey to the Center of the Discworld,” “Words are Weird,” and “Pet Peeves.” Ever wonder why someone would read bad fanfiction? They talk about that too. It can be found on its website, its Twitter feed, its Instagram page, and and its Goodreads page.

Lilly tries to get her podcast reading done in between projects at her day job, and tries to get writing done in between podcast episodes. She has a special soft spot for speculative fiction and tends to prefer formal poetry over freeform poetry even though she feels bad about that. Lilly has two cats who always keep her on her toes. She can be found on Twitter.

Sara has been an avid reader of SFF since she was a little girl insisting on bringing her book with her to the dinner table. When she’s not reading on the couch with her two pugs, she can be found outside in the garden. She can be found on Twitter and Instagram.


Conveniently, we were actually just on the Books to Last Podcast talking about this very question! If you want to learn more about our choices (including the books that almost made the cut), you can listen to the episode here or on all major podcast providers. [It was a lot of fun to listen to]

Lilly’s choices:

The Return of the King by J. R. R. Tolkien

If forced to choose only one book from Lord of the Rings it would be ROTK. Partially because it is the end of the story so it actually gets wrapped up at the end, but mostly because this is the book that gives the most page time to Eowyn.

Dead to the World by Charlaine Harris

Okay so this is neither the first nor last book in this series, but these books are so episodic that it doesn’t really matter. What DOES matter is that this is the book with an amnesia plotline, which I am a huge sucker for.

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

I tried to avoid major bummers, but this book has such great re-readability that I couldn’t help myself. I feel like I get something new out of it every time I read it.

Sabriel by Garth Nix

This is somewhat a nostalgia pick, but I do love this series (and the first book has a satisfying enough ending to stand alone). It also always leaves me in a good mood when I’m reading it, which I think would be important on a desert island.

Hel’s Eight by Stark Holborn

The second book in its series, this book has all of the payoff that I was left wanting from Ten Low. An amazing dystopian/western setting, a little superstitious/spooky,  just a touch of romance, and some great found family means this book hits basically all of my buttons.

Sara’s choices:

The Silmarillion by J. R. R. Tolkien

I chose this for two reasons: a) it’s very dense and would keep me occupied for a good long while and b) even though I’ve read it before, because it’s so dense I feel like I’ve never really retained much of it. If it’s one of five books I have to read on a desert island, maybe it’ll finally stick with me. Also I couldn’t not include at least one Tolkien book on here, and it felt like cheating to pick The Lord of the Rings as a single volume.

Night Watch by Terry Pratchett

I debated between this and Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman (for variety’s sake, I didn’t want repeat authors) but Night Watch ultimately won out because it’s the Discworld novel I reread every 25th of May. Hopefully I have some way of tracking the time while I’m on this island…

Dashing for the Post: The Letters of Patrick Leigh Fermor by Patrick Leigh Fermor

Sometimes you just want something non-fiction, and this collection has the benefit of reminding me of that time I saw Benedict Cumberbatch read a letter about genital crabs for charity

Saint Death’s Daughter by C. S. E. Cooney

This is technically the first book in a series, but I think it stands alone enough for me to not get (too) frustrated by not having the entire series with me, and the way that Cooney plays with words and language is just a joy to read. Also, the premise is a necromancer who is literally allergic to death, which is brilliant.

Legacy of Brick & Bone by Krystle Matar

This is book two in a series and almost certainly not stand alone enough for me to not get frustrated by not having the next book. I say “almost” because I haven’t actually read it but I really want to, and I’d definitely finally have the time to do so if I’m stranded on a desert island.

Be sure to check out the social media pages I listed above, and above all, listen to their Fiction Fans Podcast!


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Top 5 All-Time Desert Island Books with Daniel Meyer

Top 5 All-Time Desert Island Books
Daniel Meyer tried his hand at a few careers, but fearing they were too realistic and achievable, he became a fantasy writer instead. Now he spends his days writing stories about magic and explosions. He is a lover of Eighties rock, an occasional kilt-wearer, and a supporter of raccoons. He lives in Missouri, where, as ever, he’s working on his next novel.

His debut novel Credible Threats, book one of the Sam Adams series, is available on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0BDW5KGZN

https://www.danielmeyerauthor.com/

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My Top 5 Desert Island Books

By Daniel Meyer

The Winter King by Bernard Cornwell

Most of Cornwell’s bibliography ranges from good to great, but The Winter King, book one of the Warlord Chronicles trilogy, is on a whole different level. Set in Dark Age Britain, the book combines Arthurian myth, history, and Cornwell’s considerable imagination to create what’s easily my favorite retelling of the King Arthur legend. The book follows Derfel, a minor figure from the King Arthur tales, from a naïve teenager to a powerful warrior fighting for Arthur in his desperate effort to unite the petty kingdoms of the British against the invading Saxons. His plans go haywire, as they’re wont to do, and Derfel, Arthur, and their allies go to war, fighting ruthless enemies and their own demons, culminating in a desperate, last-ditch battle against impossible odds. Simultaneously brutal and bewitching, The Winter King sucks the reader into a time period just as alien and fascinating as any fantasy world, a land of warring kingdoms, ruthless monarchs, battles, feasting halls, and magic. The depiction of magic is one of its strong suits: while the book takes place in our real world, the characters all believe in magic and the supernatural, and act accordingly. I particularly liked the concept of a ghost fence, an ostensibly magical barrier made from human skulls, meant to strike down any enemy that attempts to cross it. (If you want to know whether it works, you’ll have to read the book.) And you gotta love Cornwell’s sheer audacity for opening with the phrase “Once upon a time.”

The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

Now this one takes me back.

I first read The Hunger Games when I was freshly out of high school; it had seemed like something that would appeal to me, and after months of putting it off for some arcane reason, I bought the book and wasn’t disappointed. Like the bottom dropping out of a rollercoaster, it scooped me up and dragged me on a wild ride, before dumping me at the finish line with my mind boggled.

Equal parts vulnerable and ferocious, self-interested and heroic, immediately capturing the reader’s sympathy, Katniss Everdeen would be welcome company on a desert island; perhaps her battle to survive would give me some inspiration to build rafts and pick coconuts, or whatever it is people do when they’re stranded on a desert island. Though hopefully my own adventure wouldn’t involve people trying to kill me, unlike hers. It’s an emotional, exciting read, and witnessing the hype around it in real time was a ton of fun.

And while it’s by no means a light and fluffy book, it’s something of a comfort read nonetheless, when I revisit the characters and become invested all over again, just like when I read it the first time. I suppose it just goes to show that a favorite book can be like an old friend, and who wouldn’t appreciate having an old friend on a desert island?

Robert the Bruce by Ronald McNair Scott

If I’m going to be stuck on a desert island, I’d never want to do it without some nonfiction, and nonfiction doesn’t come much better than this biography of Robert the Bruce, King of Scots. There are so many historical eras that fascinate me, and out of all of them, I suspect Medieval Scotland is my favorite. As the book opens, Robert Bruce is a young nobleman who’s one of several with a claim to the Scottish throne. His loyalties are torn between the Scots and the English, and once he finally makes his choice, he’s forced to battle impossible odds to even stay alive, let alone sit the throne. If that description sounds like some Ridley Scott historical epic, that’s intentional, because that’s exactly how the book reads. You’ll meet other fascinating figures as well, like Edward Longshanks, the Hammer of the Scots, Isabella MacDuff, who defied her husband to side with Robert Bruce, and James “The Black” Douglas, a knight turned guerilla fighter whose swashbuckling adventures threaten to steal the whole show.

With more knights, battles, castles, and cliffhangers than you can swing a sword at, this book catapults the reader into a savage but fascinating era, and it’s the perfect antidote to the claim that history is boring.

A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin

File this one under “needs no introduction.”

First of all, it’s nice and thick, and a good doorstopper is a necessity for desert island reading. And there’s simply no way I could languish on a desert island without taking some fantasy along, and what better to take along than the first book of my favorite fantasy series?

It’s become so recognizable these days that people more or less take it for granted, but it bears repeating: these books are terrific, with George R.R. Martin weaving such a powerful spell that the fact I’d had some of its biggest twists spoiled by the TV series doing nothing to keep me from being on the edge of my seat the first time I read it.

In case you’ve been sitting out of pop culture for the last decade or so (and given that I haven’t listened to popular music since I graduated high school—is Flo Rida still around?— I’m in no position to judge), it goes like this: the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros are in a state of uneasy peace, but the death (was it murder?) of the Hand of the King pushes the houses of Stark and Lannister to the brink of civil war. In the meantime, a young girl across the sea dreams of returning home to restore her dynasty to power, and in the far north, an ancient evil stirs that none of them are prepared for.

George R.R. Martin does a lot of things well, characters, lore, and so on, but for me, this series has always had an intangible extra something that I can’t put into words but has kept my attention more than any other fantasy epic I’ve come across.

The Barsoom Trilogy by Edgar Rice Burroughs

Okay, so I’ve fudged a little by including this one; it actually encompasses three books, A Princess of Mars, The Gods of Mars, and The Warlord of Mars, but since my copy is an omnibus including all three, I thought I could get away with it. The stories, loosely interconnected, follow earthling John Carter as he’s transported to Mars under mysterious circumstances and starts battling pretty much everyone he meets. And though he begins as a loner, he ultimately finds himself with a motley crew of allies who are likeable characters in their own right. (Special mention goes to Woola, John Carter’s beastly and adorable companion.)

Though dated in many respects, the John Carter books are likely to be of interest to SFF fans, if for no other reason than to realize how much influence they had on the stories we enjoy today. And the depiction of Mars—Barsoom to its inhabitants—is fascinating. Disparate tribes and city-states fight for power and resources in a decaying world, Barsoom a shadow of its former glory, with medieval and futuristic technology coexisting side by side. Jam-packed with monsters, swordfights, airship battles, gladiator duels, and more, you’re never more than a few pages away from some new escapade, and its themes of exploring a hostile environment and rip-roaring adventure would make it an excellent desert island read.

Be sure to check out Meyer’s Credible Threats!


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Saturday Miscellany—10/7/23

I thought I had a little more for this post, but I’ve apparently been as busy this week as I felt. Still, it only takes 3 items to make a list, so I have two to spare.

Odds ‘n ends about books and reading that caught my eye this week. You’ve probably seen some/most/all of them, but just in case:
bullet The Most Popular Book the Year You Were Born—kind of interesting
bullet An Interview with K. R. R. Lockhaven—a great interview from Spells & Spaceships with a Friend of the Blog.
bullet On Dead Dogs and Other Reading Dealbreakers—Molly Templeton talks about having those boundaries about books we won’t read.
bullet 29 Best Classic Books actually worth reading for Adults—some great Classics were listed here
bullet Book-to-Screen Adaptations: Fantasy Edition—some good thoughts on Fantasy adaptations

This Week’s New Releases that I’m Excited About and/or You’ll Probably See Here Soon:
bullet Godzilla and Godzilla Raids Again by Shigeru Kayama, translated by Jeffrey Angels—two novellas written by one of the creators of everyone’s favorite kaiju, showing what the movies were intended to depict. Now in English for the first time—it’s just a great look at his background. I had a good time with this.

WWW Wednesday, October 4, 2023

My energy levels aren’t what they need to be this week–and I’ve got some personal stuff going on, so I’m not getting much done here on the ol’ blog. But next week is going to be a lot of fun here! This that little teaser, why don’t we get to this week’s WWW?

This meme was formerly hosted by MizB at A Daily Rhythm and revived on Taking on a World of Words—and shown to me by Aurore-Anne-Chehoke at Diary-of-a-black-city-girl.

The Three Ws are:

What are you currently reading?
What did you recently finish reading?
What do you think you’ll read next?

Easy enough, right?

What are you currently reading?

I’m re-reading The Aeronaut’s Windlass by Jim Butcher, and am listening to Endangered by C.J. Box, David Chandler (Narrator) on audiobook.

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What did you recently finish reading?

I just finished Preeti Chhibber’s Spider-Man’s Bad Connection, a fun sequel, and Summer Hours at the Robbers Library by Sue Halpern, Narrated by Josh Bloomberg, Dara Rosenberg, and Allyson Ryan on audio, a book that’s hard to describe but has a lot of charm.

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What do you think you’ll read next?

I don’t know what my next book is going to be–I’ll be headed out on vacation before I finish The Aeronaut’s Windlass (probably), and will see what books I decide to dive into while I’m gone. My next audiobook should be The Third Eye by Felicia Day, Narrated by a full cast including: Sean Astin, Felicia Day, Neil Gaiman, LilyPichu, London Hughes, and Wil Wheaton. That’s probably too many cooks in the kitchen, but I’ve gotta give it a try.

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What are you reading?

Saturday Miscellany—9/30/23

In the back of my mind since the Mid-Year Freak Out tag back in July how strange it is that I hadn’t been moved to tears by a book in a while. Richard Osman’s new one took care of that for me yesterday*, so now I can focus on other things in the back of my mind. Like, what stupid jokes am I going to make in my Festivus post this year or something equally important.

* Big ol’ jerk creating characters that you can’t help but care about.

Thursday, I attended Rediscovered Bookshop‘s latest Grown-Up Book Fair at White Dog Brewery, and showed remarkable restraint (but still walked away with some gems)—today, I get to go to the Boise Library!’s Comic Arts Festival, which is always a good time. That’s a lot of people-ing in just a few days, but a lot of bookish (and other) goodness, too. If you’re one of the handful of readers I have in this area, you should definitely come by. If you’re not in the area, I hope you have some bookish goodness to get up to (even if it’s just sitting in a comfortable spot with a good read)

Odds ‘n ends about books and reading that caught my eye this week. You’ve probably seen some/most/all of them, but just in case:
bullet Spenser at 50: The Evolution of Robert B. Parker’s Iconic Character—How did I not think to spend the year celebrating this anniversary?
bullet From one legend of Mystery Fiction to a couple of others: Lee Goldberg in Conversation with Michael Connelly—a great video from a recent event in Agoura Hills
bullet Five Enduring Reasons to Love the Mass Market Paperback—agreed. I’d love for a resurgence of this format (as would my overburdened shelves)
bullet The Coolest Bookshelves from Our Contest: We’ve asked for the best shelfies, and you delivered—Electric Lit got some nifty submissions to a recent contest
bullet Are the Dragons in Fourth Wing Better than in Game of Thrones?—These are the kind of vital debates that need to be had. (even though I’m pretty sure I hadn’t heard of Fourth Wing until The Orangutan Librarian talked about it)
bullet What Do You Think About Books Marketed Solely on Vibes and Tropes?
bullet Why I Love Middle-Grade Books
bullet Three Middle Grade Fantasy Series You Should Read—Over at FanFiAddict, Matt Pittman picks three great series. I’d have picked two of these myself had I tackled the question—not sure I’d have gone with The Wingfeather Saga myself, but I can’t argue against it.
bullet Interview with a Second Grader: Hidden Gems—an interview about books with Jodie’s 2nd Grader. The fact that this leads off with a dragon book says something about the household, I think (something good, I stress. Also, completely un-surprising.)
bullet I linked to this earlier in the week, but I’m going to share it again. On My Radar: September 2023—Celeste’s month-end wrap-ups are a great way to catch up on things you should’ve read earlier.

This Week’s New Releases that I’m Excited About and/or You’ll Probably See Here Soon:
bullet The Running Grave by “Robert Galbraith”—Robin goes undercover in a cult to help rescue their client’s son. I haven’t seen anyone up in arms about this release, which is a bit odd. Maybe since the target is a cult this time? I’m just excited that this is under 1K pages (not by much, but at the rate this series was going, I was expecting to injure my back)
bullet The Chalice of the Gods by Rick Riordan—Percy Jackson is gearing up to go to college—but he and his friends have to deal with new challenges from Mount Olympus first. I’d stepped away from Riordan recently, but new Percy adventures just might get me to reverse course.

All I want is peace, love, understanding and a library bigger than the Grand Canyon

WWW Wednesday, September 27, 2023

While I know that “Thirty Days hath September,” when Celeste posted her end-of-month On My Radar yesterday, I had a moment of minor panic. I might forego sleep for the next few days to tick a couple more things off of my to-do list (although, “catch up on sleep” and “enjoy a nice nap” are on that list)

I think I had a more amusing idea when I started that paragraph, but got lost along the way. I hate when that happens. So pretend I was funny there and we’ll move on to the WWW Wednesday, okay?

This meme was formerly hosted by MizB at A Daily Rhythm and revived on Taking on a World of Words—and shown to me by Aurore-Anne-Chehoke at Diary-of-a-black-city-girl.

The Three Ws are:

What are you currently reading?
What did you recently finish reading?
What do you think you’ll read next?

Easy enough, right?

What are you currently reading?

I just started Bone Carnival by Megan Lynch, and I’m listening to Once Upon a Tome by Oliver Darkshire on audiobook.

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What did you recently finish reading?

I just finished Benedict Jacka’s An Inheritance of Magic, the first book in my new favorite Urban Fantasy series, and the creepy fairy tale, Thornhedge by T. Kingfisher, Jennifer Blom (Narrator) on audio.

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What do you think you’ll read next?

My next book should be the much-anticipated The Last Devil to Die by Richard Osman and my next audiobook should be Summer Hours at the Robbers Library by Sue Halpern, Narrated by Josh Bloomberg, Dara Rosenberg, and Allyson Ryan. I’m apparently in a books about books mood.

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What books are you ending September with?

Saturday Miscellany—9/23/23

Odds ‘n ends about books and reading that caught my eye this week. You’ve probably seen some/most/all of them, but just in case:
bullet The Authors Guild, John Grisham, Jodi Picoult, David Baldacci, George R.R. Martin, and 13 Other Authors File Class-Action Suit Against OpenAI
bullet Who Needs Plot When You Have Vibes?—this approach to novel writing appeals to me, but almost every book described here would drive me nuts. Maybe I need to try one or three, though.
bullet The Early Days of American English: How English words evolved on a foreign continent.
bullet Anjili Babbar On The Rise of Irish Crime Fiction
bullet An interesting rebuttal to the publisher’s statement on the reading order for The Chronic (what?) cles of Narnia
bullet 5 Reasons We Love to Read—my local bookstore compiled a list of why their staff loves to read
bullet 10 Reasons to Leave a Book Review—I’d quibble with some of these items—but on the whole, a helpful post. Particularly for non-book bloggers.
bullet Authors and Reviews—may the tribe of Douglas Lumsden increase
bullet Arthurian inspired fiction: Where to start reading—So much temptation in so few words. A good companion list to the one Celeste posted a few months back, between the two of these, your Arthur-itch is sure to be scratched.
bullet The Wish Givers Cover Creation: The Process in Pictures—A deep dive into the process of making this cover
bullet Ranking books based on their first lines.—by Geaux Read Books, “Nothing heavy, just a fun video ranking books based on the first line of that book”
bullet Are You a Stubborn Reader? Know Your Reading Tastes

This Week’s New Releases that I’m Excited About and/or You’ll Probably See Here Soon:
bullet Slipped up and mentioned this last week, but I’m still excited for: The Last Devil to Die by Richard Osman—The Thursday Murder Club is back in action—who cares what it’s about?
bullet The Art of Destiny by Wesley Chu—the sequel to The Art of Prophecy is one of my most anticipated reads of the year, and I honestly have no idea when I’ll be able to get to it. Possibly January (at least 2024 will get off to a strong start).
bullet Starter Villain by John Scalzi—”Charlie’s life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie.” Oh, that sounds fun. Particularly when you add in “unionized dolphins [and] hyper-intelligent talking spy cats.”

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WWW Wednesday, September 20, 2023

HOW IS IT ALREADY SEPTEMBER 20?!?!

I mean…hey, it’s Wednesday! Why don’t we do a quick WWW to talk about what I’ve been reading and listening to?

This meme was formerly hosted by MizB at A Daily Rhythm and revived on Taking on a World of Words—and shown to me by Aurore-Anne-Chehoke at Diary-of-a-black-city-girl.

The Three Ws are:

What are you currently reading?
What did you recently finish reading?
What do you think you’ll read next?

Easy enough, right?

What are you currently reading?

I’m reading Godzilla and Godzilla Raids Again by Shigeru Kayama, translated by Jeffrey Angles, and am listening to satire-filled How to Stay Productive When the World Is Ending: Productivity, Burnout, and Why Everyone Needs to Relax More Except You by Reductress, Narrated by Mara Wilson & Jay Aaseng.

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What did you recently finish reading?

I just finished J.M. Gulmire’s Kay-9 The Robot Dog—a cute little read—and Charlotte Illes Is Not a Detective by Katie Siegel on audiobook—think a version of Sara Gran’s Claire Dewitt series that leans into the humor of the premise.

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What do you think you’ll read next?

My next book should be an early dip into Yuletide with ‘Twas the Bite Before Christmas by David Rosenfelt. My next audiobook should be Nasty, Brutish, and Short: Adventures in Philosophy with My Kids by Scott Hershovitz. I’m hoping it’ll be on a level I can understand.

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What about you? What are you reading?

GUEST POST: Shaping Smiles with Kay-9 The Robot Dog by J.M. Gulmire

I recently shared a Spotlight for J.M. Gulmire’s MG novel Kay-9 The Robot Dog. Gulmire was kind enough to send along this guest post about the creation of the book. I’ll have more to say about the book soon, but for now, let’s whet our appetite with this bit of behind-the-scenes.


Shaping Smiles with Kay-9 The Robot Dog

Writing is magic. Reading is all about discovering that magic, but getting the words out is quite an adventure.

I learned this after 12 years of writing and submitting work. I played the agent querying game so often you’d think I’d have at least earned some kind of annoyance award. And I have to admit, my first children’s chapter book was a bit off the rails.

I mean how many kids are dying to read about getting A Vacuum for my Birthday?!

But I live with a house full of elves and they wanted to laugh. They like the outlandish and absurd. I’m quite fond of it too so I just kept writing.

Then one day, my favorite impish little elf asked me to write a story about a robot dog. I’d never heard of a story like that so I was all about it. I love dogs and writing, but I didn’t know much about robots, so we started playing with some kits and instead of just writing a story however the words came I sat down and sprinkled some fairy dust on my manuscript.

This helped me to list out what I wanted to happen and how the characters would come to life. I had no idea that an outline could be so shiny, but once it was done I couldn’t stop writing.

I began the story right away and suddenly something amazing happened. No more plot holes, no more hang ups. Everything came together as I sat down at the same time every day. I wanted to let my characters speak for themselves so I talked to them like I would anyone else and their voices called to me from the page.

Before I knew it my elves were reading and laughing at Kay-9 The Robot Dog. We had so much fun that I queried all the agents and papered the indie publishing world with submissions. I’m happy to say that the story got a lot of love. Despite this, the gatekeepers stood over me shaking their heads.

My book was too different, they said.

How could this be? Kids like the weird, the new, the exciting. I knew my story was alive and wagging its tail, just waiting to be loved.

It made me sad to know that so many great books are forgotten before they have a chance to be read, all because someone said, “No.”

I fell into a mystical sleep for a few years, waiting for this awful spell to wear off. Thankfully, when I came to and rubbed my eyes the elves were waiting for me. They patted my back and handed me my book and said, “Make it yourself!”

So that’s what I did.

Kay-9 not only came to life on Sept. 5 this year, the world of claymation sucked me in so I could create fun cartoon shorts to go along with the story. I didn’t need to fly around the world. All I wanted was to make someone smile and maybe start some laughter.

And that’s just what happened. My silly story, Kay-9 The Robot Dog hit #1 in its genre on Amazon and the clay keeps dancing.

Books are silly like that. They live in us every day. We just have to do what we can to properly shape them and share them with other booklovers.

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