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The Readers Problem Book Tag

The Readers Problem Book Tag
I saw this over at Rab’s Bookish Planet last year and finally got around to giving my answers.

Yeah, there’s probably a little .gif overkill here—I used a couple without thinking, and then the rest of the prompts looked boring. So I had to go hunting and gathering some more. If it’s too much for you, leave a comment below and I’ll refund your subscription price.

1. You have 20,000 books on your TBR. How in the world do you decide what to read next?

First, I’ve really cut down on the TBR, so it’s really only 19,873. So let’s give me a little credit.
So Many Books, So Little Time
At the beginning of a year, or month, or periodically (say, when I’m assembling a WWW Wednesday or a Month-end retrospective, or…) I’ll do some sketching out about the order I’ll be tackling books. Or I’ll say I want to read Book X by May. So I’ll schedule it for mid-March to be sure I read it by late April (no later than June). Or, it’ll have something to do about release dates (either because of NetGalley or it’s a book in a series I want to read as soon as it comes out), or library due dates, or a Book Tour date, or when I agreed to read something an author/publicist gave me…ugh. I really don’t know how I decide what to read next. It’s madness, I say. Madness.

There’s a strange alchemy of whim, obligation, and happenstance, I guess.

I really envy those people who have a list/rotation/schedule and pretty much stick to it.

2. You’re halfway through a book and you’re just not loving it. Do you quit or are you committed?

I'm Not Letting This Go
Almost always committed. I talked about it in Book Blogger Hop: From Beginning to End?. There’ve been a few times that when I’ve stuck it out, I end up changing my mind about a book, too. Which is enough to reinforce the behavior.

Mostly, it’s curiosity—can the author fix this? Where are they going with it? Is it maybe worth it?

3. The end of the year is coming and you’re so close, but so far away on your Goodreads reading challenge. Do you try to catch up and how?

Baby Intense Reading
It’s been a few years since this happened to me—the last time it happened, I won’t say I picked short books, or a series of novellas or anything. But I did stay away from books that I knew would be slower reads. As I recall, that involved grabbing a 370+ book and leaving a 220 for later—that author just always slowed me down. The details are vague, that was 2015, I think…so, who knows really what happened. Since then I blow past my goal in October or so.

4. The covers of a series you love do. not. match. How do you cope?

Not well. Not well at all.
Not Great, Bob
Book 4 of my Codex Alera collection is a different height (it was the one, not surprisingly, that I couldn’t get from my local store). A few years back, the dimensions of the Stephanie Plum mass-market paperbacks changed—I’ve got 20+ of these all with the same dimensions (except page count variance), and all of the sudden, they’re taller and skinnier? ARGH. A few years before that, the Michael Connelly mass-market paperbacks did the same thing. I made my position clear to Connelly’s publishers and started buying the hardcovers—I’m sure they learned their lesson! (I won’t do that for Plum, though, I’m learning to live with change.)

It’s like nails on a chalkboard to me. I put up with it because I’m cheap (sort of). But…ugh.

5. Everyone and their mother loves a book you really don’t like. Who do you bond with over shared feelings?

Joey Alone
I draw strength from swimming against the stream. I’m a maverick. I’m a lone wolf. The Irresponsible Reader contra mundum! (yes, I really did compare my opinions on popular fiction with Athanasius’ stand against the Arians…)

Okay, that’s not true. Mostly, I just shrug my shoulders and move on with a sense of confusion and bemusement. Frequently, I can put my finger on what everyone else likes that I didn’t (or vice-versa when I’m alone throwing 5-stars at something), and that helps. Rarely changes my mind, but at least I can understand where everyone’s coming from.

There are too many books out there I can agree with, or pay attention to, that I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about how messed up everyone else is when it comes to liking the wrong books.

6. You’re reading a book and you are about to start crying in public. How do you deal?

Who, me? Cry? I’m far too masculine for that kind of thing…
Andy Dwyer I'm not crying

Actdually, it doesn’t happen often—but it has (especially when I listen to an audiobook at work). Not because I’m great at planning things like that, or avoiding those kind of books when I’m at break/lunch at work, it just hasn’t happened. Thankfully, when a book does move me to tears, it’s rarely a full-blown thing, just very I just get watery-eyed and a tear or two will trickle. Which I can cover up with a fake sneeze or two.

I remember when I read my kids The Prydain Chronicles that a couple of moments in The High King hit me hard (despite having read the books countless times growing up), and they all kind of gave me odd looks as I pulled myself together.

This has nothing to do with the question, really, but I was just struck by the memory of a classmate in 8th grade breaking down at a couple of deaths in the Dragonlance Chronicles—which really bothered me, because that particular teacher had already warned her about reading them when she was supposed to be doing Math, and I was afraid she’d get the copies she’d borrowed from me confiscated.

7. A sequel of a book you loved just came out, but you’ve forgotten a lot from the prior novel. Will you re-read the book? Skip the sequel? Try to find a synopsis on Goodreads? Cry in frustration?!?!?!?

I Still Have those Memories
I used to re-read the previous 1-3 books as I waited for a favorite series to drop a new installment. But I don’t have time for that any more. With some series, I’ll to the audiobook for the previous novel as a way of getting my brain back in gear. For example, a couple of weeks ago, I listened to Lost Hills to prime the pump for Movieland which released today. I’m also listening to Amari and the Night Brothers and Daughter of the Morning Star this week to prep for the August installments of those series.

But on the whole, since I’ve started book blogging I don’t need to re-read the series/previous books—these posts cement most of the details I need in my mind. Or I can re-read my post in time for a new book.

Still, those authors/publishers that include a “where we are in the series” kind of page or three? I love you so much. Seriously. Hit me up for blood transfusions, marrow donations, etc. if you need one.

8. You do not want anyone. ANYONE. borrowing your books. How do you politely tell people nope when they ask?

Nope
There are some books that I just refuse to loan—signed copies, some with personal meaning, or books that you just can’t find anymore. I hem and haw a bit, when someone asks for one of those, but give a pretty firm “no”—with regrets. By and large, though, I loan books out without much problem. I do tend to ask people to note the condition the book is in when I hand it to them and ask that it look pretty much the same when I get it back.

(and I’m always prepared to go buy myself a new copy, just in case)

Years ago, I had a friend who’d borrow books from me once or twice a year—and then find himself writing notes, highlighting sentences, and so on. And he’d feel bad and buy me a copy without my asking (or even wanting…I liked using his notes! So did he, though). He ended up moving across the country before he got to the point where he’d stop borrowing and would just start taking a recommendation from me and just buy a copy for himself. I kind of miss our little routine.

9. Reading ADD. You’ve picked up and put down 5 books in the last month. How do you get over your reading slump?

King Louie
I haven’t had a reading slump in so long, I honestly don’t know. I don’t have time for them.

I think what I’d do is grab a Nero Wolfe/Archie Goodwin or a Spenser novel—maybe another beloved book if I needed another genre. But usually one of them, it’d remind me that I liked books and I’d be able to jump on whatever was next.

10. There are so many new books coming out that you’re dying to read! How many do you actually buy?

Spend Every Last Cent
A lot. Not as many as I want, obviously. But…I’m buying about 13 books a month so far this year. Wow. That suprised me (only 7 in February, somehow). How I decide what will be a purchase and what will be borrowed from the library is instinctual, I don’t know if I can put it into words.

Thirteen? Good grief. I hope this isn’t one of the 10% of my posts that my wife reads.


As usual, I’m not tagging anyone in this—but I’d like to see what you all have to come up with.

Saturday Miscellany—6/18/22

Weeks (like this one) where I don’t have a lot of fodder for this post always make me wonder: Did I have an off week? Was it just one of those weeks where everyone was thinking about other things? Does it matter—it takes three things to make a list, as long as I have that…
I tend to lean toward the last one, my streak of these is long enough that as long as I’ve got those three…

Odds ‘n ends about books and reading that caught my eye this week. You’ve probably seen some/most/all of them, but just in case:
bullet 29 Works of Nonfiction You Need to Read This Summer—I will not be reading any of these this summer (which goes for all of LitHub’s summer lists), but most of these look interesting a couple might find their way to the Fall list.
bullet Constable signs three more titles from Craven in six-figure deal—The lines there about “global brand” and “North American rights” warm my heart. The idea of not having to put up with the cost/time (mostly time) involved in getting Craven from the UK makes me very happy.
bullet When Will Novels Fix Society Already?—I dunno…tell me the U.S. hasn’t been “fixed” into a dystopian/cyberpunk prequel? We just need to pick better books (see also: less pretentious works than this piece talks about)
bullet Peat Long posted a couple of good ones this week (well more than a couple, but I’m sharing two): Secondary Belief vs Suspension of Disbelief—Secondary Belief is a term I’ve been grasping after for months. Good stuff…
bullet As much as I enjoyed that post, and will be reacting to it (not that anyone but me will likely be able to tell) for a while, On Objectivity as a Reviewer is better.
bullet 10 Quick Takes on Common Bookish Controversies—Sure, I’d co-sign 80% of this (likely 90%, if pushed, but my reflex is to shudder at the upscaling idea). If I disagreed, it’d still be a fun post to read.

This Week’s New Releases that I’m Excited About and/or You’ll Probably See Here Soon:
bullet Trouble with the Cursed by Kim Harrison—the latest Hollows novel dropped this week, it looks like Rachel has some cleaning up to do/keep doing after last year’s novel.

Lastly, I’d like to say hi and extend a warm welcome to Shristy Singh, who followed the blog this week.

Spelling the Month in Books: June

Spelling the Month in Books: June
Okay, I broke my streak of sticking with books I haven’t blogged about—but it’s not that easy finding books that start with “U.” Sue me.

J Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park

It took me several tries to get into Michael Crichton’s best-known work, I kept getting bogged down in some of the early science-y info dumps, but I had a couple of friends who kept insisting that I read it, so I kept trying and failing. Then, with just a month or so left before the movie was released, I forced myself to try again—and pushed ten or so pages further than I’d gotten before and read the rest in one sitting. Or maybe it took two—it was 1993, who knows? I just remember being captivated and loving every second of the rest of the book. It wasn’t like anything I’d read before. I do wonder what I’d think of it today, but not enough to take the time to try, the memory’s enough.

U Uneasy Relations

Uneasy Relations

Aaron J. Elkins’ Gideon Oliver series was one of the early “adult” mystery series that I got hooked on, so they’re always going to have a sentimental appeal to me. Thankfully, even without that, they’re clever little reads with characters that feel like old friends, so I’m always game for one. The setting for this one, Gibraltar, is the star for sure. Elkins is either very well-traveled or great at research (likely both) and is the rare kind of author I’d like to read travelogues by.

When I initially posted about this I said, in addition to the archeology the book features “some satirical takes on publishing, literary agents, and academics…Oh yeah, and the murder—there’s that. That was a good puzzle…The solution to the murder was a nice twist, and the Skeleton Detective was as clever as ever.”

N The Name of the Wind

The Name of the Wind

What is there to say about the novel that launched Patrick Rothfuss to Fantasy novelist stardom that hasn’t been said a million times? For me, it took very little time before I was in love with this book. I’ve read it three times—and even sought out a hardcover so I could use my paperback as a loaner (and then had to replace that when my first one wasn’t returned). I love the way Rothfuss uses words, I want to spend more time with every other character (except Ambrose, natch—cannot stand that guy). I’m familiar with—and even agree with—many of the criticisms of the book. And you know what? I don’t care because the overall impact of the book just works for me on levels I can’t express.

Yeah, I know, I know, I know—Rothfuss is as bad as/worse than Martin when it comes to needing to finish a series. But as much as I want to see how things wrap up here, I’ll be forever grateful I got to spend some time with this book—no matter what happens with the rest.

E Evil Ways

Evil Ways

This is the second novel in Justin Gustainis’ too-short series about an Occult investigator and his white witch consultant. Think Harry Dresden but split into two roles, just not as funny.

Evil Ways focuses on someone killing white witches around the country, and the FBI’s investigation into a series of child murders. From that grim and sober premise, the reader gets a wild and intense thriller about a ritual to bring Hell on Earth (literally).

WWW Wednesday, June 15, 2022

I don’t have the vim, much less the vigor, to come up with an introduction, let’s move on with the WWW Wednesday!

This meme was formerly hosted by MizB at A Daily Rhythm and revived on Taking on a World of Words—and shown to me by Aurore-Anne-Chehoke at Diary-of-a-black-city-girl.

The Three Ws are:

What are you currently reading?
What did you recently finish reading?
What do you think you’ll read next?

Easy enough, right?

What are you currently reading?

I’m reading the first in a SF trilogy, Against All Odds by Jeffrey H. Haskell, and the short story collection, Love and Other Monsters in the Dark by K.B. Jensen. I’m listening to We Are Legion (We Are Bob) by Dennis E. Taylor, Ray Porter (Narrator) on audiobook–it’s a blast and Ray Porter is a great narrator.

Against All OddsBlank SpaceLove and Other Monsters in the DarkBlank SpaceWe Are Legion (We Are Bob)

What did you recently finish reading?

I just finished the procedural Payback by R.C. Bridgestock and the novella Deep Hole by Don Winslow, Ed Harris (Narrator) on audio.

PaybackBlank SpaceDeep Hole

What do you think you’ll read next?

My next book should be A Wash of Black by Chris McDonald and my next audiobook should be Amari and the Night Brothers by B. B. Alston, Imani Parks (Narrator)–I really could use its sense of fun and hope.

A Wash of BlackBlank SpaceAmari and the Night Brothers

And you?

Saturday Miscellany—6/11/22

Odds ‘n ends about books and reading that caught my eye this week. You’ve probably seen some/most/all of them, but just in case:
bullet ‘People should be able to read the books that they want’: Nampa coffee shop holds Banned Books Giveaway—A couple of weeks back, I mentioned how a local School District “permanently banned” 20+ books while ignoring their own stated review policy (this week, they said their circumvention was because their policy was “too complicated”). Some local businesses and many local individuals responded thusly. NPR’s All Things Considered also covered it.
bullet Harry Potter and the missing sketches: JK Rowling’s first drawings of boy wizard—The material about the initial cover design and what the designer has to say about his work now is great.
bullet The Ever-Shifting Challenge of Promoting Literature in Translation
bullet The Transformations of Pinocchio: How Carlo Collodi’s puppet took on a life of his own.
bullet Crime Reads posted a couple good pieces on Crime Fiction and humor this week:
bullet Murder Isn’t Funny. But Gallows Humor Is!—Karp’s The Rabbit Factory (not to be confused with any recent Finnish work) made me laugh harder than any police procedural that I can think of, he knows what he’s talking about.
bullet Why Some of the Best Thrillers Are Also Hilarious—is also worth the read, but Byrne loses a few points for flubbing the citation of Fletch’s Fortune
bullet How about some great news from Scott Lynch on Twitter a couple of days ago!
bullet Joe Pike, Two Bullies, and a Stolen Car—Jeffrey B. Burton details many of the ways he isn’t Joe Pike. This is great (and a reminder that I have an ARC of his to get to soon)
bullet Is Genre Defined by Content or Worldview?
bullet Mood Reader!—Rabhya Maini discusses the whys and hows of mood reading
bullet i read the 5 highest rated books on my physical tbr…in a reading slump—That’s a great way to get yourself out of a slump.
bullet The Problem with Mood Reading—Kopratic details the many ways they’re not a mood reader.
bullet Like This Game? Read This Book: 11 Book Recommendations for Gamers by M.J. Kuhn—given the utter lack of TriPeaks or Angry Birds on this list, I can’t say anything about how accurate the recommendations are, but it’s a fun idea.

A Book-ish Related Podcast episode (or two) you might want to give a listen to:
bullet Page Break with Brian McClellan Ep 41 – John Scalzi – Science Fiction Author—am a couple of weeks behind in getting to this episode, but I thought this chat with Scalzi was notably entertaining.

This Week’s New Releases that I’m Excited About and/or You’ll Probably See Here Soon:
bullet Geekomancy by Michael R. Underwood—not technically a new release, but a new edition. I loved this series, and am oddly excited to get it in paperback for the first time. This UF basically bases its magic system on the power of Fandom (horribly reductionistic, but I try to keep this bit brief). Hoping this reissue helps this series find its audience.
bullet The Knave of Secrets by Alex Livingston—Fantasy, Card Sharps, and Con Artists—and a dash of magic. What else do you want? I posted about this last month, and am glad to see it in the wild.
bullet Noodle and the No Bones Day by Jonathan Graziano, Dan Tavis (Illustrator)—the story behind the Internet craze in picture book form is as cute as you’d expect, as I said a couple of days ago.

WWW Wednesday, June 8, 2022

If you’d asked me Saturday, I’d have told you that by this point in the week, I’d have 6-7 posts up (not including this one). Instead, here’s #4 for the week. It’s a strange combination of things causing me to stumble this week. First, there’s just no gas in the tank—I’ve fought sleep every time I sit down to write/read. Also, I have so much to say about two of the books that I can’t get anything down—too many ideas trying to get out of my brain at once (think of those videos of people rushing the door on Black Friday). So I’m going to put those aside for a minute, assemble this WWW Wednesday, and snooze for a bit. Maybe full paragraphs and complete sentences lie on the other side…

This meme was formerly hosted by MizB at A Daily Rhythm and revived on Taking on a World of Words—and shown to me by Aurore-Anne-Chehoke at Diary-of-a-black-city-girl.

The Three Ws are:

What are you currently reading?
What did you recently finish reading?
What do you think you’ll read next?

Easy enough, right?

What are you currently reading?

I’m reading Crazy in Poughkeepsie by Daniel Pinkwater (yeah, last week I said it was going to be next—but I got distracted by a couple of things) and am listening to How to Take Over the World: Practical Schemes and Scientific Solutions for the Aspiring Supervillain by Ryan North on audiobook. I don’t have plans to apply anything I learn there, but you never know.

Crazy in PoughkeepsieBlank SpaceHow to Take Over the World

What did you recently finish reading?

I just finished S. Reed’s There Goes the Neighborhood in advance of a Book Tour stop tomorrow and Hellbound Guilds & Other Misdirections by Annette Marie and Rob Jacobsen, Narrated by Iggy Toma on audio.

There Goes the NeighborhoodBlank SpaceHellbound Guilds & Other Misdirections

What do you think you’ll read next?

My next book should be Payback by R.C. Bridgestock, I bought the first three books in this series on an impulse a few months ago. . My next audiobook should be We Are Legion (We Are Bob) by Dennis E. Taylor, Ray Porter (Narrator), which was kind of an impulse grab, hopefully it pays off.

PaybackBlank SpaceWe Are Legion (We Are Bob)

Hopefully, your week is better—what’re you reading?

Book Blogger Hop: My Methodology (no, really, I have one)

Book Blogger Hop

 

This prompt was submitted by Elizabeth @ Silver’s Reviews:

What is your method for writing reviews – do you write immediately after reading, wait a few days, or write as you are reading?

Write as I’m reading? Wow. There are people who do that? I hope some of the responses to this prompt are people talking about how they pull that off, I’d like to see that. Occasionally, I’ll leave myself a note along the lines of, “be sure to mention _____”—sometimes that will end up taking the form of a phrase or maybe a sentence or two—and those almost always never make the posted write-up. I might be more efficient if I could write about a book while reading (obviously not simultaneously…but that would be super-cool, I’d probably have to pop the same pills as Eddie Morra to pull that off).

Occasionally, I’m so excited and/or provoked enough that I start writing a post minutes after reading a book. And I have been known to close a book and start writing straight away because I have a Book Tour stop the next day, sure, let’s be honest (I’ve gotten much better about that lately…I think).

Typically, though, I like to give myself a day or two to let the thoughts marinate—what parts of the book do I want to talk about? What do I want to say about those parts? Are there things I want to emphasize? Things I want to downplay? Did I actually enjoy this or that aspect? How much energy/time do I want to expend on the book? Once I start writing, that goes out the window—I’ll end up spending more of both than I budgeted if I get on a roll/think of something new I wanted to talk about. Or, like with In a House of Lies last week, I realize I just don’t have anything interesting* to say.

* For the sake of discussion, we’re going to posit that I have anything interesting to say ever.

What about you?

Saturday Miscellany—6/4/22

Odds ‘n ends about books and reading that caught my eye this week. You’ve probably seen some/most/all of them, but just in case:
bullet As libraries drop late fees, long-overdue books return — as do former patrons: Minnesota libraries went fine-free, then waited to see: Would patrons hoard all the books?—Most libraries around here went fine-free a couple of years ago. I wonder if their results were similar.
bullet How Amazon surrendered in its war on bookshops
bullet How the Publishing World Is Muscling In on Hollywood Deals: For Authors, “The Future Is Multihyphenate”
bullet Why are crime writers so weird?: As well as entertaining, the best detective stories deal with life and death, good and evil and the quest for truth
bullet What Makes a Great, or Terrible, Audiobook Performance? The case for doing less.
bullet Witty & Sarcastic Bookclub gets to my favorite in their 2022 looks at Fantasy Sub-genres Fantasy Focus: Urban Fantasy with great interviews featuring:
bulletMatthew Samuels
bullet C. Thomas Lafollette
bullet Peter Hartog
bullet Satyros Phil Brucato
bullet Jamie Jackson
bullet Speaking of Interviews, Beth Tabler also had a great Interview with Author Rachel Aaron this week.
bullet INDIE PUBLISHERS, INDIE AUTHORS, INDIE BOOKSHOP, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE?—Jackie’s Reading Corner talks about a couple of indie presses near and dear to her heart (I’ve spent a little money on both presses, I understand her devotion)
bullet What I’ve learnt in over 10 years of book blogging—Jo Linsdell shares some wisom acuumlated over a decade. Much of which I should appropriate.

This Week’s New Releases that I’m Excited About and/or You’ll Probably See Here Soon:
bullet The Botanist by M. W. Craven—I’m going to go into this one blind, the only reason I know the title is so that I could make sure I ordered the right book. So I can’t tell you anything beyond the fact that one of the best Crime Novels of 2022 came out this week.
bullet The Balance Of Guilt by Simon Hall—Somehow Hall’s intrepid reporter exposes a scandal while being sedated in a hospital bed. Can’t wait to find out how that happened.

Highlights from May: Lines Worth Repeating

Highlights from the Month
Here’s a collection of my favorite phrases/sentences/paragraphs from last month that I haven’t already used for something. (I will skip most audiobooks, my transcription skills aren’t what they should be. But when I try, the punctuation is just a guess).

Rosebud

Rosebud by Paul Cornell

Haunt has never heard an insect scream before. He doesn’t feel he’s missed out. It’s the sound of whatever Quin has got in that made-up body instead of a mammalian voicebox having a terrible malfunction.

…humans have had many ideas for how to travel beyond the solar system, and some of them might work, even, given enormous time and energy and money. But that’s just it. Humans are, in the end, stupid chimps without the attention span to achieve anything like that. And they’re only just starting to understand that.


The Cartographers

The Cartographer by Peng Shepherd

“I really think you should tell the police sooner rather than later.”

“I will, I will,” Nell replied.

“When?” he urged, a familiar tone slipping into his voice. With a Young, unless you agreed on a firm date to stop working on something, “soon” meant “when I’m satisfied.”

A burst of cool, stale air hit her as soon as she was inside, and Nell sank wistfully into it. It was the smell of ancient pages, of time, of her very soul, if souls could have smells, she thought.

Wally had spent so long repressing his real feelings for Tam, I think he didn’t even know they were there. They were like a phantom limb to him—a thing he’d convinced himself wasn’t real, even though he could still sense its ghost.

I don’t know how it happened—isn’t that what everyone who betrays someone says? But I don’t know how it happened. I just know why.


Revenge Tour

Robert B. Parker’s Revenge Tour by Mike Lupica

“Tell me about it,” I said.

“I’d rather not,” she said.

“Force yourself,” I said.

“We can talk about it after dinner.”

“I can manage both,” I said. “I’m the kind of multitasker that makes young multitaskers aspirational.”

I wasn’t sure what I had expected the great and powerful Richard Gross to look like. But the rather legendary Hollywood power broker, one who had begun his career Out There as a lawyer, looked more like an actor, reminding me somewhat of Michael Douglas. Not the Romancing the Stone Michael Douglas. The older one from Netflix.

I stopped about a half-hour into New York. These turnpike rest areas all looked the same to me, the way shopping malls did. I used the ladies’ room and bought a Coke Zero and a guilty-pleasure Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, knowing that some might say that the combination of candy and a diet soft drink was counterintuitive. I thought of it as establishing a crucial and delicate balance to my personal nutrition.


Nothing to See Here

Nothing to See Here by Kevin Wilson

I wasn’t destined for greatness; I knew this. But I was figuring out how to steal it from someone stupid enough to relax their grip on it.


This is Going to Hurt

This is Going to Hurt by Adam Kay

Her extremely posh eight-year-old asks her a question about the economy (!), and before she answers it, she asks her extremely posh five-year-old “Do you know what the economy is, darling?”

“Yes mummy, it’s the part of the plane that’s terrible”.

This is how revolutions start.

But it’s a Saturday night and the NHS runs a skeleton service. Actually, that’s unfair on skeletons – it’s more like when they dig up remains of Neolithic Man and reconstruct what he might have looked like from a piece of clavicle and a thumb joint.


Heroic Hearts

Heroic Hearts edited by Jim Butcher and Kerrie L. Hughes

Hero, noun
1. a person who is admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities
2. a sandwich

Comfort Zone by Kelley Armstrong

We’ll be fine. Remember, the couple that breaks and enters together goes to prison together.

Fire Hazard by Kevin Hearne

The most important question in this life, I’ve heard it said, is whether you have the sausage to achieve your goals. Sausage being a metaphor for courage, in this case, instead of the many other things it could be, including actual sausage.

It burned with the rage of five grizzly bears on energy drinks fighting to drink the last one of a six-pack.

Silverspell by Chloe Neill

“Are you going to get coffee right now?”

Only if the universe was just.

Little Things by Jim Butcher

My name is Major General Toot-Toot Minimus, sprite in service to Sir Harry Dresden, Knight of the Winter Court and Wizard of Chicago, and captain of his personal guard. When the skies darken with smoke and ash, when wails of wrong and woe rend the night, when my lord goes to war with titans and unspeakable horrors from Outside of reality, someone must protect him from threats too small to readily discern. That is my place: not at my lord’s side, but at his ankles.


Don't Know Tough

Don’t Know Tough by Eli Cranor

I feel drunk, but not the good kind. The kind where you just keep drinking and drinking, and it don’t matter none, just don’t never feel good.

“Trent thinks Billy might be able to get a football scholarship.”

Tina laughs as a semitruck downshifts somewhere out on a highway in the dark, a low, grating sound. “Ain’t nobody talking about no scholarship, Mrs. Powers. We just trying to survive.”

“Survive?”

“Yeah, me and my boys. Sometime it ain’t even death you got to worry about.”

“What could be worse than death?”

“If you don’t know already,” Tina’s lips barely move, “then don’t go asking.”


In a House of Lies

In a House of Lies by Ian Rankin

‘I seem to have picked up a wee dose of COPD.’

‘What’s that when it’s at home?’

‘Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease – known as emphysema in the old days.’

‘Trust you to get something that has the word COP in it.’

‘Aye, I feel like I drew a winning ticket there.’

[Name Withheld] sat with arms folded, alongside his solicitor. The room was stuffy and Dean had removed his jacket but kept his waistcoat on. It boasted a fob watch on a gold chain, just when Rebus thought he couldn’t dislike lawyers more than he already did.

There was so much energy emanating from the various groupings, Rebus could feel it as a physical force, pushing against him. He knew he was looking at the future, but also that the futures these various young people imagined for themselves might not work out the way they hoped. There’d be tears and traumas along the way, mistakes made, promises broken. Sime would marry their sweethearts and live to regret it, Others would break apart. A few would trouble the police in later years. There’d be early deaths from disease and maybe even a suicide or two, Right now, none of that would seem feasible to them, They were alive in and of the moment ~ and that was all that mattered.


(Image by DaModernDaVinci from Pixabay)

WWW Wednesday, June 1, 2022

It’s June 1, and what better way to step into the month than with a WWW Wednesday? These posts are me at my most organized and structured, and it feels really nice to be that way on June 1. A feeling that will last until…maybe 9 pm?

This meme was formerly hosted by MizB at A Daily Rhythm and revived on Taking on a World of Words—and shown to me by Aurore-Anne-Chehoke at Diary-of-a-black-city-girl.

The Three Ws are:

What are you currently reading?
What did you recently finish reading?
What do you think you’ll read next?

Easy enough, right?

What are you currently reading?

I’m reading the coming-of-age novel, Dirt Road Home by Alexander Nader, and I’m listening to Attachments by Rainbow Rowell, Rebecca Lowman (Narrator) on audiobook.

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What did you recently finish reading?

I just finished Joanne Jackson’s A Snake in the Raspberry Patch, a tale of small-town Canadian crime. I also just finished the third faux-True Crime, A Line to Kill by Anthony Horowitz, Rory Kinnear (Narrator) on audio.

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What do you think you’ll read next?

My next book should be Crazy in Poughkeepsie by Daniel Pinkwater, which promises to be a burst of oddness and light, and my next audiobook should be Gated Prey by Lee Goldberg, Nicol Zanzarella (Narrator).

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How are you kicking off the Summer?

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