Tag: Audiobooks Page 9 of 22

The Word Is Murder (Audiobook) by Anthony Horowitz, Rory Kinnear: A Great Start to an Unique Take on a Holmes/Watson Duo

The Word Is Murder

The Word Is Murder

by Anthony Horowitz, Rory Kinnear (Narrator)
Series: A Hawthorne and Horowitz Mystery, #1

Unabridged Audiobook, 9 hrs. and 2 min.
HarperAudio, 2018

Read: August 30-31, 2021
Grab a copy from your local indie bookstore!

What’s The Word Is Murder About?

The setup here is that a former police detective, Daniel Hawthorne, is doing some work as a consulting detective and as a consultant for TV. He’s one of the consultants on Anthony Horowitz’s show, in fact. And now he comes to Horowitz with a proposal, Horowitz should follow him around on some of his cases, watch him at work and write True Crime books about it, with the two splitting the profits.

Horowitz is hesitant but is talked into the deal. And regrets it almost immediately—and would probably walk away from the deal if he wasn’t intrigued by Hawthorne (who he really didn’t know at all until this point) and the case.

It’s hard to say if the murder case is the “A Story” or the “B Story” in this novel—I think it’s the A, with the storyline focusing on the writing of Horowitz’s first Hawthorne book as the B Story. But it’d be easy to argue the other way—which really doesn’t matter, I’m just bringing it up to describe how the novel works.

I should probably talk about the murder case, though—it’s pretty clever. A wealthy woman (also the mother of a famous actor) goes to a funeral parlor and starts making arrangements for her funeral. A few hours later, she’s murdered. It’s not as if she predicted her death (maybe not, anyway, that’s to be determined), just the kind of freaky coincidence that gets the attention of journalists, consulting detectives, and spy novelists looking for a new project.

It’s not just a good hook—plenty of twists, turns, intrigue, and colorful suspects follow.

Not the Most Flattering Depictions

When you first meet him, you think that Hawthorne’s probably just a misunderstood guy because of a combination of his brusque manner and genius. You may even think that this work with Horowitz may lead to a redemptive arc, a rehabilitation arc, or something. But as the book goes on, the less convinced I was of any of that. I think he’s just a foul sort of person who’s really good at something. By most measures, he’s not a good sort of person—but those are frequently fun characters.

Horowitz really doesn’t come across much better. I remember in junior high when I came across a handful of mysteries that Steve Allen (yeah, that one) wrote and I couldn’t help but wonder why someone would write himself so unflatteringly. I eventually sussed it out and by the time I got to Kinky Friedman’s mysteries, I expected it. See also, Brent Spiner’s new book. Horowitz fits into that scheme—he’s bright enough but doesn’t have the stomach, the instincts, or cynicism to handle a murder investigation on his own—which is fitting, he’s a writer, not a detective. He’s a good Watson figure to Hawthorne—even while it’s clear that he wants to do better.

How was the Narration?

I’ve listened to interviews with Horowitz before, but I halfway wonder if I listened to another one and it didn’t sound like Rory Kinnear if I’d believe it was him. Kinnear did a great job embodying the narration and characters–he’s definitely the kind of narrator I’d want to listen to again.

So, what did I think about The Word Is Murder?

This was a fun mystery—you put any PI/PI duo in the mystery part of the story and it would’ve worked well*, it’s just so well-conceived. Not surprisingly at all, Horowitz can construct a strong mystery/story and he does that here. I’m ready to read/listen to something like that any day. The victim, the suspects, the various motives, the red herrings, and the ultimate reveal provide everything you want.

* In my mind, that’s a compliment to the design of the story. I’m not sure it reads that way when it’s read.

What makes this distinct is the characters of Hawthorne and Horowitz—how they interact with each other and the suspects. Their new business relationship and its ups and downs over the course of the novel make this more than just a good PI story and turn it into a series that you’re going to want to come back to.

And you will want to. I’m glad there are at least two more and am looking forward to diving in.

This post contains an affiliate link. If you purchase from it, I will get a small commission at no additional cost to you. As always, opinions are my own.

Finlay Donovan Is Killing It (Audiobook) by Elle Cosimano, Angela Dawe: A Clever Idea, Well Executed

Finlay Donovan Is Killing It

Finlay Donovan Is Killing It

by Elle Cosimano, Angela Dawe (Narration)
Series: Finlay Donovan, #1

Unabridged Audiobook, 9 hrs., 59 min.
Macmillan Audio, 2021

Read: October 25-27, 2021
Grab a copy from your local indie bookstore!

What’s Finlay Donovan Is Killing It About?

Finlay Donovan is a writer of romantic crime novels who is struggling to meet her deadline—that’s not true, she’s so late that her publisher is on the verge of demanding a return of her advance.

What’s caused her to get behind is turmoil and upheaval in her life—she’s in the middle of a messy divorce, she has almost no money for rent (paid to her soon-to-be-ex to live in their house), food, or gas. Her husband’s lawyer is gearing up to wrest custody of their kids from her. This has shot her confidence, her trust in herself, and her ability to focus on anything.

So, she’s in a Panara, meeting her long-suffering agent, trying to get a little more time for the overdue novel, and is overheard by someone at a nearby table. This woman is convinced that Finlay is describing a contract killing and offers her a good sum of money to kill her husband.

Finlay doesn’t want to take the job—because she’s not a monster—but is curious about the husband, does a little research on him, and then arranges to meet him. Shortly thereafter, he’s killed. Finlay and her kids’ nanny, Vero, dispose of the body (to keep from having to answer uncomfortable questions).

Finlay soon has a guilty conscience, a healthy dose of paranoia, a nice stack of money, a referral for another job, and (most importantly) a plot for her new novel. She and Vero form an alliance to deal with it all—and, well, things go nuts from there.

How was the Narration?

Angela Dawe’s narration was solid—she captured the comedic sense of the novel along with the tension and emotional moments. There were a few accents involved and she did a believable job with them, too. This book really was a balancing act between the various tones and characters, and Dawe dealt with it admirably.

So, what did I think about Finlay Donovan Is Killing It?

I really don’t have a lot to say about this one, as much as I’ve tried. It’s a clever idea and it was executed well. I think the pacing could’ve been a bit tighter—it seemed like there was a good amount of wheel spinning at the end of the second act/beginning of the third. Not enough to turn me off of the book, but enough to make me impatient.

This is a good mix of suspense, quirky humor, and a dash of romance. I enjoyed the characters and situations. I’m pretty curious about where the second book is going to take the characters and hopefully answer a couple of lingering questions I have. For example: why was Vero so willing to throw her lot in with Finlay and jump into this life of crime (or a life adjacent to crime)?

It’s a fun ride, you should give it a whirl.


3.5 Stars

2021 Library Love Challenge 2021 Audiobook Challenge

This post contains an affiliate link. If you purchase from it, I will get a small commission at no additional cost to you. As always, opinions are my own.

Catch-Up Quick Takes: The Treadstone Exile, Warping Minds & Other Misdemeanors, In a Sunburned Country, Pray for Silence

The point of these quick takes posts is to catch up on my “To Write About” stack—emphasizing pithiness, not thoroughness. Here are some recent-ish audiobooks.


The Treadstone Exile

by Joshua Hood, Ron Butler (Narrator)
Series: Treadstone, #2
Unabridged Audiobook, 9 hrs., 1 min.
Penguin Audio, 2021
Read: September 2-3, 2021
Grab a copy from your local indie bookstore!

(the official blurb)
I thought the first novel in the series was a heckuva thrill ride, but a little thin on character and believability. Still, the follow-up sounded fun.

Wow, was I wrong. The characters were just as thin (maybe thinner), I didn’t ever get invested in—or even mildly curious about—the plot. The action scenes were great, though.

Still, I think I’m done with the series.
2 Stars

Warping Minds & Other Misdemeanors

Warping Minds & Other Misdemeanors

by Annette Marie, Rob Jacobson, Iggy Toma (Narrator)
Series: Guild Codex: Warped, #1
Unabridged Audiobook, 6 hrs., 34 min.
Tantor Audio, 2020
Read: August 26, 2021
Grab a copy from your local indie bookstore!

(the official blurb)
This book (and series, I guess) kicks off in the aftermath of Three Mages and a Margarita—and I love the idea of multiple series that are interwoven yet independent. It’s going to get difficult to track at some point, I bet, but that’s on me.

When the officials sweep in to clean up after 3 Mages one of the mages arrested is a low-powered psychic, Kit Morris. Really, the MPD is more interested in who Kit can lead them to than him—and they’re playing hardball with him to get to his higher-powered pals.

What ensues is Kit trying to play the Agent who’s trying to get him to flip and looking for a chance to escape (and neither working too well). A strange alliance forms between them.

I had a lot of fun with this one, maybe more than I did with its predecessor. Iggy Toma sold me on the characters, too, I really enjoyed the narration. I’m looking forward to spending more time in this world.
3 Stars

In a Sunburned Country

In a Sunburned Country

by Bill Bryson
Unabridged Audiobook, 11 hrs., 54 min.
Random House, 2000
Read: August 24-25, 2021
Grab a copy from your local indie bookstore!

(the official blurb)
I remember reading Bryson’s The Mother Tongue back in the ’90s and have often thought about trying him again—but anytime the thought occurred to me, I couldn’t find one of his books available. So when I saw this as available from the library I jumped on it. Not the best move.

This is a travelogue of a trip or two that Bryson took around Australia. It’s fairly amusing, mildly interesting, and not a complete waste of time. That’s about all I can say for it—the few pages/minutes he spends on Cricket were laugh-out-loud funny. The rest of the book barely maintained my interest.

Your results may vary, but this just didn’t do it for me.
2 Stars

Pray for Silence

Pray for Silence

by Linda Castillo, Kathleen McInerney (Narrator)
Series: Kate Burkholder, #2
Unabridged Audiobook, 11 hrs., 27 min.
Macmillan Audio, 2010
Read: August 16-17, 2021
Grab a copy from your local indie bookstore!

(the official blurb)
At the rate these books are going, by the time this book reaches book 14 (expected next year), I don’t see how anyone is going to be left alive in Painters Mill. A small town like this just can’t take a lot of mass murders, can it?

But for now, Book 2 still has a nice, bustling community full of people. In fact, an Amish family moved to town about a year ago. But when we meet them, they’re the victims of murder. Chief Kate Burkholder comes across one of the most disturbing crime scenes I’ve seen in fiction—and that’s saying something. But as Kate digs into the family’s past trying to find a motive for the butchery, it seems that the gruesome murders weren’t the worse expression of evil in the novel.

Gripping story, solid narration by Kathleen McInerney, but I could use a little more growth in Kate. Still, I’m going to be back for more pretty soon.
3 Stars

2021 Library Love Challenge 2021 Audiobook Challenge

This post contains affiliate links. If you purchase from any of them, I will get a small commission at no additional cost to you. As always, opinions are my own.

Catch-Up Quick Takes: The Data Detective; All Creatures Great and Small; The Miracle Pill

The point of these quick takes posts is to catch up on my “To Write About” stack—emphasizing pithiness, not thoroughness. This time we’re looking at some recent Non-Fiction Audiobooks.


The Data Detective: Ten Easy Rules to Make Sense of Statistics

The Data Detective: Ten Easy Rules to Make Sense of Statistics

by Tim Harford
Unabridged Audiobook, 10 hrs., 24 min.
Penguin Audio, 2021
Read: May 19-21, 2021
Grab a copy from your local indie bookstore!

(the official blurb)
On the one hand, Hartford’s aim is to dispel the myth that “to really lie, you use statistics.” But part of what he ends up saying is that they are pretty handy tools for (at least) misleading people. So I’m not sure the book’s as successful as it could’ve been.

But what Hartford really does is show how to interpret statistics, to look behind the headlines and look at what the studies (or whatever) were looking into, what were they asking? And then to take the results reported in the news (or wherever) to use them to better understand things.

It’s basically a guide to teach yourself critical thinking skills—something we could all use more of. I really enjoyed it, and probably need to read/listen to it a few more times to really internalize it.
3 Stars

All Creatures Great and Small

All Creatures Great and Small

by James Herriot, Christopher Timothy (Narrator)
Series: All Creatures Great and Small, #1
Unabridged Audiobook, 15 hrs., 41 min.
Macmillan Audio, 1999
Read: May 17-19, 2021
Grab a copy from your local indie bookstore!

(the official blurb)
I read this series back in junior high—I remember liking them, I remember eventually getting to the point that I wondered if mother cows/sheep/horses always had problems delivering, and…well, that’s about it really.

I didn’t remember how much drinking there was, or the interpersonal stuff between Herriot and the vet he worked for, or the silliness of some of the other interactions he had with people. Which is a shame—because that was just so much fun.

There were some really moving parts, too—I probably skimmed over them in my youth, but I enjoyed dwelling on them now.

This was a sweet book, and it’s easy to see why people have been reading this series for years—and will probably continue to do so. I’m coming back for more as soon as I can.
3 Stars

The Miracle Pill

The Miracle Pill

by Peter Walker
Unabridged Audiobook, 7 hrs., 58 min.
Simon & Schuster Audio UK, 2021
Read: May 3-4, 2021
Grab a copy from your local indie bookstore!

(the official blurb)
So, basically, here’s the thing the book is pushing: moving more improves our health. Little things like walking and riding bikes—and sitting less—will do wonders to help our health in ways we can’t imagine. Essentially, he argues that if we could take an expensive pill that would have the same impact, we all would. So why not do the free, natural thing?

Walker addresses several different ways that sedentary life can have an adverse impact on health and the ways that movement (walking, cycling, etc.) can reverse that. He talks about the small changes (that hopefully lead to larger changes) that can make dramatic improvements. Walker experiments on himself to illustrate some points, which is always fun.

It gets a little old and repetitive from time to time. But it’s good to review this stuff and a quick and entertaining listen. Give it a shot.
3 Stars

2021 Library Love Challenge 2021 Audiobook Challenge

This post contains an affiliate link. If you purchase from it, I will get a small commission at no additional cost to you. As always, opinions are my own.

Catch-Up Quick Takes: Nowhere To Run; Sworn to Silence; Three Mages and a Margarita

The point of these quick takes posts is to catch up on my “To Write About” stack—emphasizing pithiness, not thoroughness. This time we’re looking at some recent Aduiobooks I got from the Library.


Nowhere To Run

Nowhere To Run

C. J. Box, David Chandler (Narrator)
Series: Joe Pickett,, #10
Unabridged Audiobook, 10 hrs., 13 min.
Recorded Books, 2010
Read: June 4-7, 2021
Grab a copy from your local indie bookstore!

(the official blurb)
Joe vs. a couple of hard-core survivalists and possibly breaking a missing-persons case that’s been dormant for years. It’s a great set-up—Joe stumbles onto these survivalists poaching and in the end, becomes hunted by them. He escapes, barely, but no one else can find them. So Joe and Nate gear up to go hunting for them on their own—if for no other reason, than to prove that Joe isn’t making the whole thing up.

At a certain point, don’t Wyoming Law Enforcement Officers need to start giving Joe the benefit of the doubt? Maybe believe his hunches, theories—at the very least give credence to the things he says he’s actually seen and done? Sure, there’s the petty rivalries, and I get where the local sheriff can’t give Pickett any credit. But surely everyone else can—he’s got a pretty solid track record.

It was a decent read, with some good tension, some good character moments. I’m not blown away by any of it, but I enjoyed it and am eager to see what’s next. I’m not sure I like how the Picketts are dealing with April, but there’s time to turn it around.
3 Stars

Sworn to Silence

Sworn to Silence

by Linda Castillo, Kathleen McInerney (Narrator)
Series: Kate Burkholder, #1
Unabridged Audiobook, 11 hrs., 45 min.
Macmillan Audio, 2009
Read: April 20-23, 2021
Grab a copy from your local indie bookstore!

(the official blurb)
When she was a teenager, Kate Burkholder left her Amish family and faith. Not long after that, she began a career in the Columbus, Ohio Police Department. Now she’s been brought back to her hometown as Police Chief—she brings the ability to understand the language and culture of the Amish as well as the background in law enforcement among “the English.”

Then a victim of a grisly murder is found. And then another. There are similarities between these and murders that occurred in the area before Kate left home. Public pressure is mounting for a quick solution and city leaders bring in a State Investigator to “help” Kate out.

This was a solid read—with maybe a touch of melodrama here and there. I enjoyed this and see a lot of potential in the setting as this series continues.
3 Stars

Three Mages and a Margarita

Three Mages and a Margarita

by Annette Marie, Cris Dukehart (Narrator)
Series: The Guild Codex: Spellbound, #1
Unabridged Audiobook, 7 hrs. 14 min.
Tantor Audio, 2018
Read: May 21-22, 2021
Grab a copy from your local indie bookstore!

(the official blurb)
This was a lighter Urban Fantasy, like the Ella Grey books. Tori’s a waitress who can’t keep a job—she has this annoying tendency to stick up for herself when a customer gets out of line. Desperate for work, she finds a Help Wanted ad in the street. They’re looking for a bartender at a social club in a less-than-nice part of town. She shows up, gets a try out and does well.

But there’s one little thing—the social club is actually a guild of magic users. Yeah, that’s right, magic is a thing, and the guild is made up of a variety of specialists. Some of them have taken a liking to her and she’s hired on as the regular bartender. Tori strikes up a friendship with three mages in particular—and the four of them stumble into something big and dangerous.

This was fun, the dialogue moved well, the interplay between Tori and the three was great, and I can see this lasting quite a while. Looking forward to coming back for more.

3 Stars

2021 Library Love Challenge 2021 Audiobook Challenge

This post contains affiliate links. If you purchase from any of them, I will get a small commission at no additional cost to you. As always, opinions are my own.

Overdue 2021 Audiobook Challenge Mid-Year Check-In

2021 Audiobook Challenge

One of the few challenges I’m letting myself do this year is the 2021 Audiobook Challenge. And now that July is about done, I’ve finally carved out the time to write up my mid-year check-in. Whoops.

By my count, from January-June, I listened to 49 audiobooks (well, 48 and one DNF)—25 that were first-listens and 24 that I’ve read the text version of and wanted to revisit. I haven’t had a chance to write something about all of the first-listens, and have only written a little about the re-reads (but that’s typical). So, yeah…I’m behind. But, hey, that’s where I am.

First-“Reads”/Listens

bullet Norse Mythology by Neil Gaiman
bullet Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods by Rick Riordan; read by Jesse Bernstein
bullet Blood Trail by C. J. Box; read by David Chandler (my post about it)
bullet Midnight at the Bright Ideas Bookstore by Matthew J. Sullivan; read by Madeleine Maby (my post about it)
bullet Paper: Paging Through History by Mark Kurlansky; read by Andrew Garman (my post about it)
bullet The Rags of Time by Peter Grainger; read by Gildart Jackson (my post about it)
bullet You’ll Never Believe What Happened to Lacey: Crazy Stories about Racism by Amber Ruffin, Lacey Lamar (my post about it)
bullet Bluebird, Bluebird by Attica Locke; read by J.D. Jackson
bullet Below Zero by C. J. Box; read by David Chandler (my post about it)
bullet Heroes: Mortals and Monsters, Quests and Adventures by Stephen Fry
bullet Sworn to Silence by Kate Burkholder; read by Kathleen McInerney
bullet The Miracle Pill by Peter Walker
bullet The Tales of Beedle the Bard by J.K. Rowling; read by: Narrated by: Warwick Davis, Noma Dumezweni, Jason Isaacs, Jude Law, Evanna Lynch, Sally Mortemore, Bonnie Wright
bullet Time and Tide by Peter Grainger; read by Gildart Jackson
bullet The Writer’s Library by Nancy Pearl & Jeff Schwager; read by Nancy Pearl, Jeff Schwager, Xe Sands, Dominic Hoffman, Eileen Stevens, Piper Goodeve, Andrew Eiden, Lameece Issaq, Rick Adamson, JD Jackson, Ryan Do, Timothy Andrés Pabon, Emily Woo Zeller, Richard Ford, Luis A. Urrea, Vendela Vida, Laurie Frankel, and Siri Hustvedt(my post about it)
bullet Junkyard Bargain by Faith Hunter; read by Khristine Hvam (my post about it)
bullet A Man With One of Those Faces by Caimh McDonnell; read by Morgan C. Jones
bullet The Data Detective: Ten Easy Rules to Make Sense of Statistics by Tim Harford
bullet Three Mages and a Margarita by Annette Marie; read by Cris Dukehart
bullet The Authorities by Scott Meyer; read by Luke Daniels
bullet Nowhere to Run by C. J. Box; read by David Chandler
bullet Creature Feature by Steven Paul Leiva; read by Seamus Dever and Juliana Dever(my post about it)
bullet Scarface and the Untouchable Al Capone, Eliot Ness, and the Battle for Chicago  by Max Allan Collins & A. Brad Schwartz; read by Stefan Rudnicki, Max Allan Collins & A. Brad Schwartz
bullet OCDaniel by Wesley King; read by Roman De Campo
bullet In This Bright Future by Peter Grainger; read by Gildart Jackson (my post about it)
bullet The Salvage Crew by Yudhanjaya Wijeratne; read by Nathan Fillion (my post about it)

Re-“Reads”/Listens

bullet Highfire by Eoin Colfer; read by Johnny Heller (my post about the non-audio version)
bullet Orphan X by Gregg Andrew Hurwitz; read by Scott Brick (https://irresponsiblereader.com/2018/01/22/orphan-x-by-gregg-hurwitz/)
bullet Night and Silence by Seanan McGuire; read by Mary Robinette Kowal (my post about the non-audio version)
bullet Game of Cages by Harry Connelly; read by Danial Thomas May
bullet Fated by Benedict Jacka; read by Gildart Jackson (my post about the non-audio version)
bullet He Drank, and Saw the Spider by Alex Bledsoe; read by Stefan Rudnicki (my post about it)
bullet The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan; read by Jesse Bernstein
bullet Smoke Bitten by Patricia Briggs; read by Lorelei King (my post about the non-audio version)
bullet The Unkindest Tide by Seanan McGuire; read by Robinette Kowal (my post about the non-audio version)
bullet Cursed by Benedict Jacka; read by Gildart Jackson (my post about the non-audio version)
bullet Circle of Enemies by Harry Connolly; read by Daniel Thomas May
bullet No Country for Old Gnomes by Delilah S. Dawson & Kevin Hearne; read by Luke Daniels (my post about the non-audio version)
bullet Slow Horses Mick Herron; read by Gerard Doyle (my post about the non-audio version)
bullet The Next to Last Stand Craig Johnson; read by George Guidall (my post about the non-audio version)
bullet Skinwalker by Faith Hunter; read by Khristine Hvam
bullet The Killing Frost by Seanan McGuire; read by Mary Robinette Kowal (my post about the non-audio version)
bullet Blood Cross by Faith Hunter; read by Khristine Hvam
bullet Taken by Benedict Jacka; read by Gildart Jackson (my post about the non-audio version)
bullet Mercy Blade by Faith Hunter; read by Khristine Hvam
bullet All Creatures Great and Smallby James Herriot; read by Christopher Timothy
bullet Chosen by Benedict Jacka; read by Gildart Jackson (my post about the non-audio version)
bullet Raven Cursed by Faith Hunter; read by Khristine Hvam
bullet The Hum and the Shiverby Alex Bledsoe; read by Emily Janice Card and Stefan Rudnicki
bullet Ink & Sigilby Kevin Hearne; read by Luke Daniels (my post about the non-audio version)
bullet Dad is Fatby Jim Gaffigan (my post about the non-audio version)

The Rags of Time (Audiobook) by Peter Grainger, Gildart Jackson (Narrator): DC Smith is a Fly in a Colleague’s Ointment

The Rags of Time

The Rags of Time

by Peter Grainger, Gildart Jackson (Narrator)
Series: A DC Smith Investigation, #6

Unabridged Audiobook, 9 hr., 29 min.
Tantor Media, 2017

Read: March 9-11, 2021
Grab a copy from your local indie bookstore!

What’s Rags of Time About?

While DC was recuperating from knee surgery and dealing with his past in Northern Ireland—basically, while In This Bright Future was going on—DC’s rival, DS Wilson led both teams in a murder investigation. By the time DC returned, it was almost completed, he was assigned to do some clean-up on the details. Take care of a couple of witness statements, address some of the paperwork, and whatnot—busy work, really, so he stays out of Wilson’s way and keeps occupied.

But as one expects when DC gets involved, things don’t go that easily. In the first book, for example, he is supposed to sign off on an accidental death investigation and within days there’s an arrest, evidence of war crimes, and Secret Services personnel in Kings Lake.

This time? DC asks a few questions, gets curious, asks some more, and then turns up some evidence that really doesn’t fit the narrative being constructed. Before you know it, there are some big problems with Wilson’s case, and the DS isn’t taking it too well.

So, what did I think about Rags of Time?

I enjoy anytime I get to spend with DC, Chris Waters, DC Murray, and the rest. I love hearing DC’s little jokes (mostly for his own amusement) and his musings about life and the rest. Every one of these books is comfort food for me. Gildart Jackson’s narration just makes them more enjoyable, and this one was no exception.

But…I don’t know, there was something missing with this one. Something felt flat. Maybe it seemed like DC went around in circles for a little too long before stumbling on to the fact that I’d guessed at long before (although, I have the advantage of knowing it’s a novel and I can go for who’d make the most dramatic impact rather than finding evidence).

I liked it, I’m glad I listened to it, and was eager to move on to the next one—so eager that I broke my own rule and listened to it before I had a chance to write about this one. But…it’s the weakest of the series thus far. It’s good, just not as good as the rest. DC will be back up to snuff soon.


3 Stars

2021 Audiobook Challenge

Lizard Flambe: An EXCERPT from Creature Feature by Steven Paul Leiva

Creature Feature Tour Banner
Earlier this morning, I talked about the book, and now I get to give you a little taste—I hope it hooks you the way it did me.


from Creature Feature by Steven Paul Leiva

Those who survived the calamity-that-almost-was entered into a conspiracy of silence. No—let me rewrite that, ‘conspiracy’ is too jaundiced a word. They entered into a pact of silence for fear of causing mass hysteria, and worldwide panic, and general consternation, and rampant indigestion.

But now is the time to finally reveal the truth so long hidden from you. And now is the time to speak of the hero and heroine (if I may not be too politically incorrect in using the feminine) who in the summer of ‘62 not only saved our bacon—but the whole damn pork enchilada. And only I can do that because only I know the whole story.

And as it is a story of black and white, put on your black and white specs and take a good look as we……enter deep into a dark swamp thick with bald cypress trees standing on their cypress knees as murky and mucky water flows around and all the cormorants and whooping cranes and anhingas have run, flown, or darted away; all the ducks have ducked underwater; and even the bald eagles and various hawks have lit out for safer territory as monumental hand-to-hand combat between a good-looking, well-muscled, male human hero in khaki clothes and a nugly, giant, two-legged lizardman of some exceptional martial skill, disturbs the usual peace of the swamp. A high-pitched scream is heard as a gorgeous blonde with perfect makeup and a blouse missing some buttons, fears for the life of the male human she may or may not have had carnal relations with and, not incidentally, her own life as well while clinging to the knee of a bald cypress tree.

Finally, the male human hero gets the upper hand and manages to push the lizardman into a shallow part of the swamp with strange gasses hovering close to the water’s surface. From his belt, the hero grabs a flare gun and does not hesitate to send a flare straight into the water, right between the lizardman’s legs. Hellfire explodes all around the lizardman. It is a fire that one knows is red and yellow with white-hot heat, but here it is only illuminated shades of gray. The lizard‐man, confused by the searing heat and pain lets out an unearthly howl as he slowly cooks to death. The good-looking, well-muscled, male human hero in khaki grabs the gorgeous blonde with perfect makeup and a blouse missing some buttons, and holds her tight as three-dimensionally looking letters in two dimensions fly up from nowhere and smack against the screen spelling out ATTACK OF THE LIZARDMAN and THE END and MADE IN HOLLYWOOD U.S.A.

The broadcast of this early 1950s horror flick being over, the small studio at Chicago’s WAGO-TV station bustled and burst with color (colorful set, colorful language from frustrated technicians) as they switched to live to finish this episode of Vivacia’s House of Horrors. The beautiful Vivacia herself—pale of face framed by long raven’s wing (what else?) black hair and wearing a slinky and slick ebony satin dress with a plunging neckline (or décolletage if we want to bring a little lift to the thought)—lounged sensually on her huge, round bed with blood-red silk sheets (the producer had gotten the idea from Chicago native Hugh Hefner).

She looked directly into camera number one and held up what looked exactly like a barbecued lizard on a stick and said in her deep, silky voice, “Oooooooo—lizard flambe!” With a ravenous, anticipatory smile, Vivacia parted her lips, brought the lizard flambe to her mouth, and took a generous bite full of sexual subtext. She chewed, savored, swallowed, then said, “I love it!”

A snort and a whimper came from her side as a little hunchback man with a twisted face bounced on the bed next to her. “Would you like a little bite, Grossie?”

 


Read the rest in Creature Feature by Steven Paul Leiva–or listen to the audiobook Narrated by Seamus Dever and Juliana Dever–to see what happens from here.

Thanks to Let’s Talk Promotions and Psst…Promotions for this excerpt!

BOOK SPOTLIGHT: Creature Feature (Audiobook) by Steven Paul Leiva, Seamus Dever, and Juliana Dever

Today I welcome the Book Tour for the audiobook for Creature Feature by Steven Paul Leiva and narrated by Seamus Dever and Juliana Dever. Following this spotlight post, I have an excerpt (from the text version) here in a bit, and then I’ll be giving my take on the audiobook. But let’s start by learning a little about this here book, okay? Oh, and be sure to check out the Giveaway of the audiobook below!
Creature Feature Tour Banner

Book Details:

Book Title: Because You’re Mine by Luna Miller
Narrators:
Publisher: Magpie Press (print edition)
Release date: September 21, 2020 (print edition), April 13, 2021 (audiobook)
Format: Paperback/Ebook/Audiobook
Length: 158 pages; 4 hours and 23 minutes
Creature Feature

Book Blurb:

THERE IS SOMETHING STRANGE HAPPENING IN PLACIDVILLE!

It is 1962. Kathy Anderson, a serious actress who took her training at the Actors Studio in New York, is stuck playing Vivacia, the Vampire Woman on Vivacia’s House of Horrors for a local Chicago TV station.

Finally fed up showing old monster movies to creature feature fans, she quits and heads to New York and the fame and footlights of Broadway.

She stops off to visit her parents and old friends in Placidville, the all-Ameican, middle-class, blissfully normal Midwest small town she grew up in.

But she finds things are strange in Placidville.

Kathy’s parents, her best friend from high school, the local druggist, even the Oberhausen twins are all acting curiously creepy, odiously odd, and wholly weird. Especially the town’s super geeky nerd, Gerald, who warns of dark days ahead.

Has Kathy entered a zone in the twilight? Did she reach the limits that are outer? Has she fallen through a mirror that is black? Or is it just—just—politics as usual!

About Steven Paul Leiva:

Steven Paul Leiva
A Scribe award-winner, receiving the praise of Ray Bradbury and the Oscar-winning film producer, Richard Zanuck, Steven Paul Leiva is no stranger to the business of telling a good story. Author of several novels, and with a writing-style that lays hard on the satire, this Hollywood-escapee doesn’t pull punches when it comes to politics.
Need to know more? Follow him on Amazon or Goodreads, or check out his blog here: http://emotionalrationalist.blogspot.com/p/about-steven-paul-leiva.html

About Seamus Dever:

Seamus Dever
Seamus Dever is best known to television audiences as Detective Kevin Ryan on ABC’s Castle. He played Sherlock Holmes in the Audie Award-winning “Hound of the Baskervilles” with LA Theatre Works and has 10 other radio plays with them and the BBC. He is the voice of the villain John Seed in the hit video game “Far Cry 5” and originated the DC Comic’s bad guy Trigon on “Titans.” Dever has performed in over 80 plays and has 300 hours of television to his name. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife, Juliana.

About Juliana Dever:

Juliana Dever
Juliana Dever is a professional actor, writer, and world traveler. She’s best known for her role as Jenny Ryan on the globally popular show Castle. Recently you may have seen her brilliant performance in “Stalked by My Husband’s Ex” on Lifetime. Having traveled to over 60 countries, her award-winning travel blog CleverDeverWherever.com (named Best Independent Travel Blog in North America) helps readers find unexpected experiences in unusual places. She curates adventures through former communist countries and Frommer’s listed her tours as a trend that will shape travel.


a Rafflecopter giveaway


My thanks to Let’s Talk Promotions and Psst…Promotions for the invitation to participate in this tour and the materials (including a copy of the audiobook) they provided.

The Writer’s Library by Nancy Pearl & Jeff Schwager (Audiobook) Was Just Painful to Listen To: DNFed

The Writer's Library

The Writer’s Library:
The Authors You Love on
the Books that Changed Their Lives

by Nancy Pearl & Jeff Schwager;
Narrated by: Nancy Pearl, Jeff Schwager, Xe Sands,
Dominic Hoffman, Eileen Stevens, Piper Goodeve,
Andrew Eiden, Lameece Issaq, Rick Adamson,
JD Jackson, Ryan Do, Timothy Andrés Pabon,
Emily Woo Zeller, Richard Ford, Luis A. Urrea,
Vendela Vida, Laurie Frankel, and Siri Hustvedt

Unabridged Audiobook, 11 hrs., 21 min.
HarperAudio, 2020

Read: May 11, 2021

What’s The Writer’s Library About?

I’m just going to copy and paste from the Publisher’s site here:

Before Jennifer Egan, Louise Erdrich, Luis Alberto Urrea, and Jonathan Lethem became revered authors, they were readers. In this ebullient book, America’s favorite librarian Nancy Pearl and noted-playwright Jeff Schwager interview a diverse range of America’s most notable and influential writers about the books that shaped them and inspired them to leave their own literary mark.

The Writer’s Library is a revelatory exploration of the studies, libraries, and bookstores of today’s favorite authors—the creative artists whose imagination and sublime talent make America’s literary scene the wonderful, dynamic world it is. A love letter to books and a celebration of wordsmiths, The Writer’s Library is a treasure for anyone who has been moved by the written word.

Did I Like Anything in This Book?

I liked quite a few things, actually. The Foreword by Susan Orlean was just great, I cannot say enough about it. I wrote a note saying “worth whatever time I spend on this book for this foreword.”

The premise of the book is great, the range of authors and topics were intriguing and/or challenging. The interviews I listened to were thoughtful and entertaining.

Then Why Did I Not Finish The Writer’s Library?

I tried, I really tried. But during the introduction, I started to worry, and by the time it got into the first interview, I knew the experience was going to be rough. I listened to the interviews with Jonathan Letham, Laila Lalami, Luis Alberto Urrea and started Jennifer Egan and just couldn’t do it anymore.

So, as I understand it, Pearl and Schwager would interview the authors, write up a transcript and then submit it to the author for some editing. Then it went in the book. So far so good. Then for the audiobook, Pearl, Schwager, and a professional audiobook narrator would read the transcript. And that’s where it falls apart. It sounded stiff and artificial—like people reading a script without ever seeing it before. Generally, the narrators came across okay, but even they came across stilted. Inflection was odd, there were unusual gaps between one person reading their part and the next starting.

Were these audio recordings of the actual interviews? I think I’d love this. Or if I read it in print, and wouldn’t have to worry about the way it was narrated? I’d happily listen and/or read—and I think I will try this in print after I can’t remember just how bad I thought this was.

0 Stars

2021 Library Love Challenge 2021 Audiobook Challenge

Page 9 of 22

Powered by WordPress & Theme by Anders Norén