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WWW Wednesday, December 13, 2023

Hopefully this isn’t the only thing I post today, but I’m having trouble wording, y’know?

This meme was formerly hosted by MizB at A Daily Rhythm and revived on Taking on a World of Words—and shown to me by Aurore-Anne-Chehoke at Diary-of-a-black-city-girl.

The Three Ws are:

What are you currently reading?
What did you recently finish reading?
What do you think you’ll read next?

Easy enough, right?

What are you currently reading?

I’m reading (and frequently enjoying) Alexandra Petri’s US History: Important American Documents (I Made Up) by Alexandra Petri and the ARC for Mislaid in Parts Half-Known by Seanan McGuire. I’m also listening to Gone, Baby, Gone by Dennis Lehane, Jonathan Davis (Narrator) on audiobook.

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What did you recently finish reading?

I just finished Ausma Zehanat Khan’s Blood Betrayal—a very solid sequel—and Imaginary Numbers by Seanan McGuire, Emily Bauer (Narrator) on audio. I liked it more the second time around.

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What do you think you’ll read next?

On the advice of some of you, my next book should be Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett. I think I’ll try Like, Literally, Dude: Arguing for the Good in Bad English by Valerie Fridland, narrated by the author and several others as my next audiobook.

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What’s grabbing your attention now?

The MOST Powerful Christmas by JCM Berne: The Best “Superhero Christmas Story Written by a Jew about Hindus Saving the Holiday” You’ll Read All Year

The MOST Powerful ChristmasThe MOST Powerful Christmas

by JCM Berne

DETAILS:
Series: Hybrid Helix
Publication Date: The Gnost House
Publication Date: December 10, 2023
Format: eBook
Length: 58 pgs.
Read Date: December 9, 2023

“Can I buy you a drink?”

Rohan hung his head and weighed his options. I could give the predictable, yet overly pedantic response, and say, ‘I don’t know, can you?’ But I think I’ve beaten that joke to death. Then brought it back to life and killed it again.

I could also just refuse, but I don’t want to be rude. Do I?

Or I could let this guy buy me a drink and get pulled into some incredibly sad story of tragedy or revenge or something else where only my help can restore justice or protect his species or save his planet and then I wind up losing another eye fighting someone else’s fight.

Hold on, was this guy talking to me in English?

What’s The MOST Powerful Christmas About?

It’s not often that a Christmas story starts with an opening line like that. Particularly not one starring Santa Claus himself. But isn’t it about time that more do?

Santa has been sent to Rohan for some advice. He’s disillusioned with the whole Christmas thing–or at least his role in it. He’s tired of the creed, the commercialization, the spoiled kids getting more spoiled and the poor kids getting very little, if anything. He’s tried drinking, and other non-St. Nick-like activities to help his spirits, but it’s just no use. He even found a Gideon Bible in a hotel room, and that just made it all worse (but provides a good line about Nakatomi Tower).

Rohan realizes that Christmas is in trouble–and hero that he is, comes up with a way to save the day, help out millions of children, and even bring back a twinkle to Santa’s eye and some merriness to his dimples. IF the two of them–and some friends–can pull it off.

The Chimney Explanation (et cetera)

One thing I really appreciate about most modern takes on Santa is the explanations for how he can gain entrance to a home (particularly those with small and/or non-existent Chimneys) and make it to every home in one night. Well, I appreciate the good ones–I get judgemental about others.

I particularly enjoyed the way Berne’s Santa gives Rohan and the rest a peak behind the curtain and spells out his magic. There’s enough logic and science-y gobbledygook mixed in to make it work. It’s playful and yet consistent with the world of Hybrid Helix.

So, what did I think about The MOST Powerful Christmas?

Kris smiled. “You like to make jokes.”

“It’s my one character flaw. Also excessive humility. And counting.”

I’m not saying that JCM Berne is up there with Irving Berlin or Johnny Marks (yet, anyway), but he does fit right in with the number of Jewish writers do a great job of capturing the essence of Christmas.

Ultimately, this is like one of those sit-com Christmas specials where Santa is brought before Judge Harold T. Stone, gets held over for psychiatric care, and strange things start to happen. Or when Tim Taylor and his family hear footsteps on the roof and some bells jingling.* It’s a cute time of holiday cheer and reflection on what the civic holiday means (and how it does/doesn’t match the lifestyle urged by its namesake). Apparently, it is canonical, so completists will want to get their hands on it–I am curious to see how/if anything that happens here shows up in future novel.

* I don’t know if either of those actually happened, but you catch my drift.

Along with the holiday cheer, you get some of that patented snappy-Berne dialogue, which is fun to read no matter the topic, a bit of Rohan in action, and North Pole-inspired ingenuity that’s as good as anything that Sarah Smith/Barry Cook or Clay Kaytis ever produced (Berne’s Santa is worthy of both of them, too). I think I would’ve preferred a little more superhero action “on screen,” but I think it fits better for it to happen off the page to keep the focus on the holiday-antics (also, it would’ve made this a novella rather than a short story).

It’s fun, it’s quick, it’s free…and this time of year, we can all use a little of all three.


3.5 Stars

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The Irresponsible Reader’s Guide to Picture Books That Aren’t Necessarily for Kids—2023 Edition

I have to follow up yesterday’s post with this one. Not every picture book is written for kids, some are for all-ages, some are for an older audience. Playing with the format in this way really draws me in. You should check these out.

I meant to buy/read a couple of things this year that would fit here, but I haven’t for whatever reason (mostly buying books for the other list, I guess). So this is really just a slightly edited version of last year’s.


Goodnight BrewGoodnight Brew

by Ann E. Briated, Allie Ogg (Illustrator)

It’s a simple idea–parody Goodnight Moon, replacing the items in the child’s bedroom with the things found in a brewery. Throw in a little educational bit in the end, and you’ve got yourself a fun read for adults.

P Is for PterodactylP Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever

by Raj Haldar, Chris Carpenter, Maria Beddia (Illustrator)

This is funny stuff, good artwork, and correct–but not actually helpful–information. “S is for Seas” and “H is for Heir” for sure–but try using those for spelling something.
My full post about the book.

A Die Hard ChristmasA Die Hard Christmas: The Illustrated Holiday Classic

by Doogie Horner, JJ Harrison (Illustrator)

The premise: Take Die Hard one of the greatest action films ever made, one of the greatest Christmas movies ever made, and an all-around pop culture touchstone, then turn it into a (NOT for kids) rhyming picture book. A great holiday tradition.
My full post about the book.

Go the F*** to SleepGo the F*** to Sleep

by Adam Mansbach, Ricardo Cortés (Illustrator)

There’s not a parent alive that can’t relate to the frustration of the parent in this book. This goes firmly in the “it’s funny because it’s true” arena. The art looks more like something drawn for adult audiences (but not too much) than the rest of this list, which leans toward the kind of thing you’d find in a kid’s book.

The ABCs of MetallicaThe ABCs of Metallica

by Metallica, Howie Abrams, Michael Kaves (Illustrator)

This one might be good for kids, but I don’t know how much they’d appreciate it. It will appeal to Metallica fans who can be lighthearted about their fandom. Some nice info, cute rhymes, and fun ways to come up with something for every letter. The illustrations are great and (like the text) are kid-friendly and adult-friendly, too.
My full post about the book.

Mommy Has A TattooMommy Has A Tattoo

by Phil Padwe

This is actually aimed at a young audience, and probably should’ve gone on that list. But my wife bought this a few years ago, and I typically think of it with the rest of the books on this list. The child at the center of the book is freaked out by seeing (a nice looking) tattoo sleeve on a man in the neighborhood, his mom assures him that tattoos are okay and nothing to be afraid of–utlimately showing him her own ink. It’s a cute book.

The Adventures of the Princess and Mr. Whiffle: The Thing Beneath The Bed The Adventures of the Princess and Mr. Whiffle: The Thing Beneath The Bed

by Patrick Rothfuss, Nate Taylor (Illustrator)

Rothfuss calls this “a dark twist on the classic children’s picture-book. I think of it as Calvin and Hobbes meets Coraline, with some Edward Gorey mixed in.” I love the twist here. The art’s cute–deceptively so–and the story is great. I’d gladly read a handful of these.

LITERARY LOCALS: A Q&A About Writing in Idaho with Brock Poulsen

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Brock Poulsen is another writer I recently met at the Boise Library!’s Book Faire, I’m very glad he took a few minutes to chat with me then and now. Hope you enjoy this look at writing in Idaho.


Before we get into things, why don’t you give the reader a brief introduction to you and your work.
Hi reader! I’m a genre writer, with stories that run the gamut from fantasy to sci-fi to horror. My main series is called Bizarre Frontier, and it’s my take on a weird western. There’s plenty of magic and lots of monsters, inspired by the folklore of the American west. Five books are out so far, with more on the way! My other stories have appeared in anthologies and online magazines, and I have a collection of short horror stories that was recently released on November 25th.
This seems like a good time to plug the new book—what’s it called, where can people pick it up, etc?
It’s called Gathering Shells and Other Stories, available at godless.com or at Amazon.

What brought you to Idaho in the first place? What is it about Idaho that keeps you here?
I moved to Idaho about 6 years ago, to bring us a little closer to my wife’s family. We’d always enjoyed our visits before moving here, and we stay because it’s beautiful, and the food and people are wonderful!
I think you might be the first to mention the food in relation to this question. I’m tempted to ask several follow-ups about that, but this isn’t that kind of blog. But you’ve got me wondering where you like to tie the feed-bag on (note how cleverly I adopt a Western figure of speech while talking to a Weird Western writer).
Oh, one of my favorite topics! Thai Basil in Meridian is a favorite. If it were financially and physiologically viable, I would replace all the liquids in my life with their yellow curry. It is a triumph of flavor.

I also love getting banh mi from the Baguette Deli, and have eaten an absurd number of tacos from Fiesta Chicken. I’m sure I could go on, but writers aren’t really known for being overly verbose, right?

🙂 Thai Basil has been on our “we should try that” list for a while. I think their yellow curry is in my near-future. Thanks!

Are you tied into some sort of local author/bookish group/culture? If so, tell us about it and how it helps you as an author.
I’m a proud member of the Idaho Writer’s Guild, and I love attending their events. I’ve met several good friends there, and I love getting together and inspiring each other. They host great events with fantastic guests, and I think they’ve helped me become a better writer.
Not surprisingly, you’re not the first to mention IWG. What kind of events do they hold. What are some of the ways they’ve helped you become that better writer? In short, I guess, why should someone in the area check them out?
Writing can feel very lonely, and the social aspects of the IWG are great for counteracting that at least a little bit. Being around other writers is great for working out wrinkles in your story, talking about the craft and logistics, and generally encouraging each other to stick with it. They’ve also had more structured meetups where successful writers have come to talk about some of the more technical and business aspects of being an indie writer. They have helped me get a better grasp on things like advertising and building an audience.

What kind of events in the area do you attend—either to sell/promote your books or to network with authors? Are there any outside of this area that you hit regularly and wish we had something like it here?
I’ve been attending a Creative Writing group at the Cole and Ustick library, which has been awesome for meeting other motivated writers. I’m trying to do more promotion and selling at local events, including the recent Boise Book Faire and the upcoming Krampus Con.
Did the Library’s Faire live up to your expectations? That is, if you had any. Did you learn (from your experience or talking to others) what to do more of or not to do at your next event? In general, what was your experience like? Have you attended Krampus Con (either as an author or just an attendee)–what’s it like? I’ve often wondered, but haven’t fit it into my schedule.
I really wasn’t sure what to expect at the Book Faire, but I loved hanging out with other indies from around the valley. One of my favorite parts was when I had a pretty in-depth conversation about my book series with a nine-year-old girl. She asked such great questions, and it was an absolute delight. That young lady’s parents should be proud of what a sharp literary mind she’s developed.

The tricky thing about local events–and about selling books in general–is getting my stuff in front of the right audience. The stories I write fit into some specific niches, so it’s about finding the right people, which is a challenge.

What’s the breakdown of your audience—do you have a strong local base, or are your readers from other parts of the world?
I have readers spread out all over the world, mostly in the United States, but I’ve sold books to people in Europe as well. I’d love to connect with more local readers, because those in-person connections are amazing. Talking about stories with passionate readers is a thrilling, life-affirming experience, and I love it.

Do you think there are particular challenges or advantages to being a writer in the Treasure Valley? (possibly both)
Writing has the advantage of being a very mobile activity. I can do it from essentially anywhere, and people can access my work from all over the world. Treasure Valley is a smaller market than some, but I think the people here are no less excited about reading. Our library system is amazing, also, which is so good for writers and readers alike.

Do you bring Idaho (or some sort of Idaho-sensibility, assuming one exists) to your work? Whether or not anyone else sees it, can you look at some aspect of your writing and think “That’s Idaho” or “I would do ____ differently if I was a Kentuckian or from Illinois?”
do think my weird westerns have, probably unavoidably, a spirit of the American west that exists strongly in Idaho. My characters are brave and adventurous, they don’t back down from challenges, and they care deeply about their fellow human beings. Those are qualities that I love to see Idaho live up to.

One final question, is there a book (or two…or 18, if you get really carried away), that embodies Idaho/the Idaho spirit to you to recommend to my readers?
This doesn’t have a direct Idaho connection, but Six-Gun Snow White by Catherynne M. Valente was an excellent western take on the Snow White story. Another recent favorite was A House with Good Bones by T. Kingfisher, a scarier book about the perils of returning home, and the way our past can reach into our present.

Interesting picks…I like the thinking behind them (I’ve been meaning to check out that Valente for a while, thanks for the reminder)

Thanks for your time and participation! Hope you enjoyed it!
It was a pleasure, thanks for reaching out!

Readers, be sure to check out the work of Brock Poulsen. His Horror and Weird Westerns look like they could scratch a particular itch or two.


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The Irresponsible Reader’s Guide to Picture Books—2023 Edition

This is a much longer list this year, than it was last. Obviously, the Grandpappy’s Corner books have helped with that. I’d like to thank Witty & Sarcastic Bookclub for posting their 2023 Picture Book List last week reminding me that I meant to get his up. I’m pretty sure I’d have forgotten it otherwise.

Here are my favorites in the Picture Book realm from the past ten years so.


Snobbity SnowmanSnobbity Snowman

by Maria Bardyukova, Quiet Riley, Jr.

Fun art work. Some fantastic use of language (especially when read aloud). A nice little story with a good moral. Ticks off every box.

My full post about the book.

Baby Dragon's Big SneezeBaby Dragon’s Big Sneeze

by Sheryl Bass, Remesh Ram (Illustrator)

A cute dragon, solid rhymes, and a sweet story.

My full post about the book.

Baby Dragon Finds His FamilyBaby Dragon Finds His Family

by Sheryl Bass, Remesh Ram (Illustrator)

A cute-looking sequel to the above.

I haven’t read this yet, but I will soon.

BeardedBearded

by Jeremy Billups

I love the artwork, these characters became favorites at first sight.

My full post about the book.

Bearded TooBearded Too

by Jeremy Billups

See what I said above.

My full post about the book.

Sea This and Sea ThatSea This and Sea That

by Jeremy Billups

The art clearly shares DNA with his other work, but it couldn’t be more different. Good jokes. A visual feast.

My full post about the book.

FarmhouseFarmhouse

Sophie Blackall

It’s a pretty–I cannot stress that word enough–look at one house over the course of time. Wonderful art, a nice story.

My full post about the book.

How Big Is Zagnodd?How Big Is Zagnodd?

by Sandra Boynton

A look at various sizes of aliens…silly fun for young and young-at-heart.

My full post about the book.

Saint Patrick the ForgiverSaint Patrick the Forgiver

by Ned Bustard

A great way to give an age-appropriate lesson in forgiveness while telling the story of one of the heroes of the faith.

My full post about the book.

Saint Valentine the KindheartedSaint Valentine the Kindhearted

by Ned Bustard

A number of lessons about love and service are given while telling the story of one of the heroes of the faith.

My full post about the book.

Mike Nero and the Superhero SchoolMike Nero and the Superhero School

by Natasha Carlow, Kyle Stephen (Illustrator)

A little heavy on the moral, but it’s one to get heavy with.

My full post about the book.

Little Aiden - A Feelings Book for ToddlersLittle Aiden – A Feelings Book for Toddlers

by Albert and Anna Choi, Bettina Braskó (Illustrator)

A handy and helpful book to tell toddlers that it’s okay to having and feeling emotions.

My full post about the book.

Little Aiden - A Love Book for ToddlersLittle Aiden – A Love Book for Toddlers

by Albert and Anna Choi, Bettina Braskó (Illustrator)

A warm and sweet look at the ways and times in which a parent can feel affection for their child.

My full post about the book.

The Day That A Ran AwayThe Day That A Ran Away

by B.C.R. Fegan, Lenny Wen (Illustrator)

Fegan and Wen are a dynamic duo—I’d read (and re-read) their books for fun.

My full post about the book.

Don't Ever Look Behind Door 32Don’t Ever Look Behind Door 32

by B.C.R. Fegan, Lenny Wen (Illustrator)

See above.

My full post about the book.

Henry and the Hidden TreasureHenry and the Hidden Treasure

by B.C.R. Fegan, Lenny Wen (Illustrator)

See above.

My full post about the book.

The World's Greatest MousetrapThe World’s Greatest Mousetrap

by B.C.R. Fegan, Fanny Liem (Illustrator)

A Rube Goldberg mousetrap. A frustrated would-be reader. A cute mouse. A great combo.

My full post about the book.

Kitties Are Not Good To EatKitties Are Not Good To Eat

by Cassandra Gelvin

Cute cat photos and handy advice.

My full post about the book.

Noodle and the No Bones DayNoodle and the No Bones Day

by Jonathan Graziano, Dan Tavis (Illustrator)

The origin story of the late, great Noodle.

My full post about the book.

Noodle Conquers Comfy MountainNoodle Conquers Comfy Mountain

by Jonathan Graziano, Dan Tavis (Illustrator)

Further adventures with Noodle.

My full post about the book.

This Book Will Get You to Sleep!This Book Will Get You to Sleep!

by Jory John, Olivier Tallec (Illustrator)

A loud, energetic, giggle-inducing book that will defintely not live up to its title.

My full post about the book.

1 2 3 Count with Me on Granddad's Farm1 2 3 Count with Me on Granddad’s Farm

by Valerie Johnson, Cee Biscoe (Illustrator)

Okay story, cute pics, great fodder for discussion.

My full post about the book.

Geeky Baby's Guide to ColorsGeeky Baby’s Guide to Colors

by Ruenna Jones, Josh Lewis (Narrator)

A good intro to colors and some of the images that any geeky baby needs.

My full post about the book.

Secrets of the WildSecrets of the Wild

by Olivia Kent, Srimalie Bassani (Illustrator)

The Secret Lives of Wild Animals—the parties, the jobs, games, antics, and more that they get up to when humans aren’t around to interfere.

My full post about the book.

God, Right Here: Meeting God in the Changing SeasonsGod, Right Here: Meeting God in the Changing Seasons

by Kara Lawler, Jennie Poh (Illustrator)

A pleasant look how God’s nature (flora, fauna, weather) reveals His work and care through a year’s worth of seasons.

My full post about the book.

The Day My Fart Followed Me To HockeyThe Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey

by Sam Lawrence & Ben Jackson, Danko Herrera (Illustrator)

Stupid, childish humor—perfect for the audience (and close enough for those older types who read it). Adorable art. Charming book.

My full post about the book.

Noam’s MonstersNoam’s Monsters

by Shai Levinger, Kaustuv Brahmachari (Illustrator), Ephrat Abisror (Translator)

A great way to talk about anxieties and fears with your little ones.

My full post about the book.

A Tale of Wonderful WhiffsA Tale of Wonderful Whiffs

by Sophie Loosveldt, Isabella Croker (Illustrator)

A nice premise, some distinctive art, and a cute pug.

My full post about the book.

God Never ChangesGod Never Changes

by Carine MacKenzie, Derek Matthews (Illustrator)

A quick, age-appropriate look at the Immutability of God for the board-book crowd.

My full post about the book.

The Legend of the Christmas WitchThe Legend of the Christmas Witch

by Dan Murphy & Aubrey Plaza, Julia Iredale (Illustrator)

An alternate take on Santa’s origin—and his twin sister.

My full post about the book.

The Return of the Christmas WitchThe Return of the Christmas Witch

by Dan Murphy & Aubrey Plaza, Julia Iredale (Illustrator)

A sequel where Santa’s sister has to step up and use her magic to help rescue Christmas from a mega-corp.

My full post about the book.

Bear with BearBear with Bear

by Hagit R. Oron, Galia Armeland (Illustrator)

A great e-book (I don’t know how/if the hyperlinked material would translate into hard copy). There’s a good twist to this story that makes it especially appealing.

My full post about the book.

Bravo and ElphieBravo and Elphie

by Hagit R. Oron, Or Oron (Illustrator)

The collaborations between Hagit and Or Oron about cute, little Elphie and her friends and family are as charming as you want.

My full post about the book.

Elphie and Dad go on an Epic AdventureElphie and Dad go on an Epic Adventure

by Hagit R. Oron, Or Oron (Illustrator)

See above.

My full post about the book.

Elphie Goes Trick or TreatingElphie Goes Trick or Treating

by Hagit R. Oron, Or Oron (Illustrator)

See above.

My full post about the book.

How Did the Hippopotamus Get There?How Did the Hippopotamus Get There?

by Sohrab Rezvan, Kyana Mitchell (Illustrator)

A silly book about a new pet hippo finding a bunch of places to hide and play in his new home.

My full post about the book.

The Adventure Begins! (Dungeons & Dragons)The Adventure Begins! (Dungeons & Dragons)

by Dennis R. Shealy, Nate Lovett (Illustrator)

The pilot episode of the old Dungeons & Dragons in Little Golden Book form.

My full post about the book.

The Wonky DonkeyThe Wonky Donkey

by Craig Smith, Katz Cowley (Illustrations)

A zany rhyme about one goofy looking–maybe even wonky–donkey.

My full post about the book.

Every Dreaming CreatureEvery Dreaming Creature

by Brendan Wenzel

A gorgeous book following one child’s dreams as they are one animal and then another.

My full post about the book.

Leo & The Lightning DragonsLeo & The Lightning Dragons

by Gill White, Gilli B (Illustrator)

The rhymes are cute, the story is very positive, great illustrations, and the imagery of the Lightning Dragon fighting inside Leo is a great way to get the idea of epilepsy across to a picture book reader.

My full post about the book.

Sophie and the Heidelberg CatSophie and the Heidelberg Cat

by Andrew Wilson, Helena Perez Garcia (Illustrator)

A little girl gets a reminder that the gospel isn’t about working for God’s acceptance, but in belonging to God. One of my favorite reads (written for any age group) of 2023.

My full post about the book.

MUSIC MONDAY: Spidey Bells

Music Monday
Music Monday’s originated at The Tattooed Book Geek‘s fantastic blog and has shown up here and there since then.

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BOOK SPOTLIGHT: Clytemnestra’s Bind by Susan C Wilson

I’m very pleased today to welcome The Write Reads Blog Tour for Susan C Wilson’s Clytemnestra’s Bind, the first of her The House of Atreus trilogy! The Tour starts today–go check out https://twitter.com/WriteReadsTours from now until the 22nd to see a what those who’ve read it have had to say. But in the meantime, let me tell you about the book.

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Book Details:

Title: Clytemnestra’s Bind
Series: Susan C Wilson
Genre: Historical Fiction/Greek Mythology
Publisher: Neem Tree Press
Format: Hardcover/Paperback/Ebook
Length: 300 pages
Publication Date: June 15, 2023
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About the Book:

Queen Clytemnestra’s world shatters when Agamemnon, a rival to the throne of Mycenae, storms her palace, destroys her family and claims not only the throne but Clytemnestra herself.

Tormented by her loss, she vows to do all she can to protect the children born from her unhappy marriage to Agamemnon. But when her husband casts his ruthless gaze towards the wealthy citadel of Troy, his ambitions threaten, once more, to destroy the family Clytemnestra loves.

From one of Greek mythology’s most reviled characters—a woman who challenged the absolute power of men—comes this fiery tale of power, family rivalry and a mother’s burning love.

Book Links:

Amazon UK ~ Amazon ~ Goodreads

About the Author:

Susan C WilsonSusan C Wilson is a working-class Scottish writer. Her lifelong passion for ancient Greece was ignited as a child by stumbling across stories of gods and heroes in the dictionary. She loves to explore what makes us human: the eternal motivations, desires and instincts that cross time and place.

She has a degree in journalism from Napier University and, in preparation for writing her novels, gained a diploma in classical studies from the Open University. Clytemnestra’s Bind, her debut novel, was long-listed for the Mslexia Novel Competition 2019. It is the first in The House of Atreus trilogy and will be published by Neem Tree Press in June 2023.

Author Links:

Website ~ Twitter ~ Instagram


My thanks to The Write Reads for the invitation to participate in this tour and the materials they provided.

Grandpappy’s Corner: Saint Valentine the Kindhearted by Ned Bustard: …Violets are Blue, I Liked this Book, and You Will, Too.

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Saint Valentine the Kindhearted:
The History and Legends of
God’s Brave and Loving Servant

Written and Illustrated by Ned Bustard

DETAILS: 
Publisher: IVP Kids
Publication Date: January 16, 2024
Format: eARC
Length: 32 pgs.
Read Date: October 5, 2023
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What’s Saint Valentine the Kindhearted About?

Why do we call our celebration of love on February 14th (St.) Valentine’s Day? Why do we use February 14th, for that matter?

Ned Bustard brings us another picture book Biography to teach young readers about Valentine, who was martyred under Claudius on February 14.

Granted, we don’t know a lot about Valentine and his work, but we have enough to fill this book (and, as I recall from wordier historical treatments, not much more). We get a touch of his early life, a look at his ministry (and the Roman culture), a notable miracle that’s ascribed to him, and a bit about the events leading to his martyrdom. All told in a child-appropriate rhyme.

Let’s Talk about the Art for a Minute

Bustard’s cartoon-y art is as great here as it was in his Saint Patrick the Forgiver. The thing that stands out to me is his inking. (at least that’s what we called it back when I was really into comics and talked about the art, hopefully, it still counts). The way he uses bold lines around his character’s faces/bodies (particularly Valentine’s), really makes them pop off the page and almost look like wooden puppets. (that’s the best I can do as far as describing the pictures)

He’s also able to convey a certain amount of unpleasantness and threat with Roman soldiers without changing the overall feel of the story and its appropriateness for young readers.

Now, in the Patrick book, he worked in a lot of Celtic knots and whatnot to give it a more Irish feel. Here he goes for a lot of differently colored hearts all over the pages. It didn’t even occur to me while reading the book to pay attention to that—it fit the overall Feb. 14th vibe. I should’ve known better—thankfully, he explained it in “A Note from the Author,” so when I read this with the Grandcritter I can seem more knowledgeable. He works in these hearts in different colors to represent the four types of love (eros, storge, philia, and agape) from ancient Greek thought (and a pretty good book by C.S. Lewis), showing how Valentine displayed and interacted with these types of love in various episodes in the book.

You can check out the Publisher’s site for a glimpse at the art and layout as a preview. This will probably give you a better idea than anything I tried to convey.

How is it to Read Aloud?

It’s a nice little bit of rhyming text, and starting off with “Roses are red,” as often as he does, you’re going to get right into the rhythm reflexively, which is a nice touch. Some of the rhymes feel like a stretch to me*, but when you’ve got a good head of steam going as you read you probably won’t notice.

* “ago” and “van Gogh”, really? Also, that only works if you use the American pronunciation—sorry, British readers.

So, what did I think about Saint Valentine the Kindhearted?

I enjoyed this. I do wish we had more history to draw from for Bustard to use here (and, well, other historians writing for older audiences, too), just to fill out some of the details reliably. But this is a good introduction to the figure that’s had such a cultural impact so that even younger readers can know there’s basis to the celebration beyond chalky candies and silly drawings.

I don’t have a lot to say about this beyond that. It’s a fun read for the little folks, it has details and layers that older readers can appreciate and use to talk about bigger ideas with the little ones, too. Color me impressed yet again by Bustard and I’m eager to see what holiday/figure he picks next. Anyone trying to bring Early Church figures to the attention of the pre-K crowd deserves some applause and I’m happy to keep giving it, while gladly recommending you jump on board.

Disclaimer: I received this eARC from InterVarsity Press via NetGalley in exchange for this post—thanks to both for this.


3.5 Stars

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Saturday Miscellany—12/9/23

I typically like to start these with an introduction of sorts (probably because I read too many recipe blogs and think I need to begin everything with a rambling essay), but I can’t think of anything to say today.

Odds ‘n ends about books and reading that caught my eye this week. You’ve probably seen some/most/all of them, but just in case:
bullet The pages of life keep turning—awwww
bullet My Year in Reading Children’s Books
bullet Rereading My Childhood: Author Timothy C. Baker examines how our childhood reading shapes our memories and the way we see the world.
bullet What better way to follow up three pieces about Children’s Books than with The Enduring Appeal of Murder and Mystery: A Brief History
bullet S.A. Cosby was on The Daily Show this week, which is just cool to see.
bullet #R3COMM3ND3D2023 The After Show Party—a good wrap-up of the series that has been called “the highlight of your bookish year.”
bullet It’s that time of year, “Best Of” List Season. Here are a few that got my attention. I either agree with at least one thing on each of these lists (or added at least one book to my list from them)
bullet The Best Reviewed Fiction of 2023—from Lit Hub’s BookMarks
bullet The Best Fantasy Books of 2023—from Paste magazine (didn’t realize they cared about Fantasy books, but it’s a good list)
bullet The 38 Best Books We Read in 2023: Lit Hub Staffers on the Year’s Best Reading Experiences
bullet FanFi Addict brings us: DB Rook’s Top Reads of 2023
bullet Ed’s Top Reads of 2023
bullet Top 12 Favorite Books of 2023—from John Mauro at Before We Go Blog
bullet My Top 10 Reads of 2023!!!—from Out of This World SFF
bullet The End of All Stories: Bidding a Fond Farewell to The Great C.S. Lewis Reread—I didn’t read this series as faithfully as I could have, but I thought it was a great idea that was frequently executed well (except from when Mikalatos was just wrong in his opinions, obviously).
bullet What’s The Best Book In A Trilogy Edition One – Tolkien, Feist/Wurts, Barker, Eddings, Lackey, De Bodard—I enjoyed the approach to this piece (have only read 2 of these trilogies, but I agree with the rankings). My gut says this conclusion is where I’d land, but I should probably try this myself.
bullet Beginner’s Guide to Fantasy—how to get started—I always enjoy pieces like this. If only for the good recommendations they bring for non-beginners like me and/or reminders of books I haven’t thought of in too long
bullet On Fantasy and Whores—yeah, a Peat Long twofer this week. I’d honestly never thought about this before, and probably should’ve
bullet Let’s start on the same topic we started on with It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Christmas: Picture Book Edition 2023—they’re all (or mostly all) a bit too old for Grandpappy’s Corner, but not for long. I anticipate adding many of these to my shelves soon.

A Book-ish Related Podcast episode (or two) you might want to give a listen to:
bullet Meet the Writers talked to Kevin Jon Davies about 42: The Wildly Improbable Ideas of Douglas Adams and the man himself
bullet Functional Nerds Episode 604-With Alex Bledsoe—a fun chat about his new short story collection and more
bullet Crime Time FM MATT PHILLIPS In Person With Paul —not only a great talk about A Good Rush of Blood but their discussion about the essence of noir is great.

This Week’s New Releases that I’m Excited About and/or You’ll Probably See Here Soon:
bullet The Mayors of New York by S.J. Rozan—because I needed a fresh reason to not finish my reading plans for 2023, Bill Smith and Lydia Chin hunt for the runaway son of NYC’s mayor.
bullet Murder Crossed Her Mind by Stephen Spotswood—In their latest, Parker and Pentecost are also hunting a mising person in NYC.

As winter approaches, be sure to prepare by always having betwee 3-168 new books on hand at any given time. @BecauaseAllTheBooks

Opening Lines: The Last Dance by Mark Billingham

We all know we’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover (yet, publishing companies spend big bucks on cover design/art and we all do judge them that way). But, the opening sentence(s)/paragraph(s) are fair game. So, when I stumble on a good opening (or remember one and pull it off the shelves), I like to throw it up here. This one characterizes so much of this book–good, solid detective/procedural kind of writing, served up with a perfectly off-kilter line that doesn’t belong there, but improves the whole thing so much that it actually has to be there.

from The Last Dance by Mark Billingham:

The coloured lights from more than a million lamps seem to dance above the town’s main street and their reflections shimmer on the surface of the black sea just beyond. On the street itself, a thousand neon signs dazzle and buzz and the slow-moving traffic has become a pulsating necklace of red and white beads. To the casual observer, gazing down from the top of the Tower perhaps, or from a penthouse apartment in one of the expensive blocks that have sprung up in recent years, this might be Las Vegas.

If that casual observer really squinted.

And had never been to Las Vegas.

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