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Grandpappy’s Corner: Geeky Baby’s Guide to Colors by Ruenna Jones, Josh Lewis (Illustrator): Starting a Geek Off Right

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Geeky Baby’s Guide to Colors

by Ruenna Jones, Josh Lewis (Illustrator)

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Publisher: Running Press Kids
Publication Date: September 21, 2023
Format: Board Book
Length: 26 pg.
Read Date: January 16, 2023
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What’s Geeky Baby’s Guide to Colors About?

This is a book about colors illustrated with Geeky/Pop Culture illustrations (or inspired by pop culture things—for example, I don’t think some of the orange-masked faces are real superheroes).

There are pages about a White Wolf, a Gray Wizard, a Black Car (a ’67 Impala with a couple of men in the front seats), a Yellow (not golden) Lasso, and so on.

Let’s Talk about the Art for a Minute

This art is cute—in case you ever wondered if Legolas or T-Rex could look dangerous and “awww” worthy at the same time, Josh Lewis can answer that for you. All the colors pop—not just the color focused on in the drawing. All the illustrations are eye-catching and will bring a smile to the adult reading with a kid (or likely will entertain a kid flipping through the book solo).

There are a few images from the book on the Illustrator’s website.

How is it to Read Aloud?

So the reading part isn’t that engaging. It’s two words per page—color + item. But this isn’t a book about reading, it’s a book about exposing a child to colors, and helping them identify them. So the words are more prompts about what to talk about rather than reading.

So, I guess this question should be re-rephrased as “what’s this like to go through with a child?” And that answer would be it’s a lot of fun for a geeky adult who will enjoy the pictures for what they represent in Pop Culture.

Timing Is Important

If you ask me, this is a book to go through before a child is at the asking questions stage of life. As I was preparing to write this post, I started thinking about some of the conversations that could go really wrong with an inquisitive child.

Child: What happened to the White Wolf and its brothers, Grandpappy?
Me: Well, um...er, it went to live on a farm where there was a lot of room for it to run around and play.
Child: But they live near a forest already, why couldn't they stay with all the Stark children?
Me: It's time for a nap.

or

Child: What do those men do in the Black Car, Grandpappy?
Me: (forgetting to think about phrasing) They travel around and fighting angels and ganking demons, and...
Child: Are you s'posed to be fighting angels?
Me: No, that's not a good thing.
Child: What's "ganking demons" mean?
Me: Er, want some cookies? Let's not tell Mommy we had this chat, okay?

And so on. When they start getting inquisitive, it’s time for this book to be shelved out of sight.

So, what did I think about Geeky Baby’s Guide to Colors?

When my wife and I saw this, we only had to look at one or two pages to know we had to have this around for the Grandchild-to-be. I think it’ll be great to sit and look at with them while they learn colors or just to look at the pictures.

For the adult, there’s the nice feeling about introducing a child to some of these images, even if it’s only to get them embedded in a child’s subconscious. You’re never too young to learn about a sonic screwdriver or role-playing dice, anyway, right?

This is fun (in different ways) for young and old. I’m really looking forward to sharing this one with the Grandcritter.


3 Stars

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WWW Wednesday, February 22, 2023

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I could use 3 more days this month. The 28th is looming large over my February To-Do List, and my reading this week is all about checking off those boxes.

This meme was formerly hosted by MizB at A Daily Rhythm and revived on Taking on a World of Words—and shown to me by Aurore-Anne-Chehoke at Diary-of-a-black-city-girl.

The Three Ws are:

What are you currently reading?
What did you recently finish reading?
What do you think you’ll read next?

Easy enough, right?

What are you currently reading?

I’m wrapping up Haven by Ceril N Domace for a Tour later this week and I’m about done with the audiobook Red Rising by Pierce Brown, Tim Gerard Reynolds (Narrator)—and wow, I’d forgotten how good this was. I mean, I remembered loving this brutal book. But…wow. Why did I wait so long to do this?

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What did you recently finish reading?

The last print book I finished was Anna Strong’s Anna and the Vampire Prince. The last audiobook I finished is still Finlay Donovan Jumps the Gun by Elle Cosimano, Angela Dawe (Narrator).

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What do you think you’ll read next?

I had to shuffle things around so the “next” book from last week won’t be tackled for a week or so. later today, I should be Foundations by Abigail Stewart and my next audiobook should still be Pocket Apocalypse by Seanan McGuire, Ray Porter (Narrator).

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How are you ending the month?

Top Ten Tuesday: Favorite Heroines

Bad time management, fatigue, and other duties kept me from doing everything I wanted to with this. But at a certain point, I’d spent too much time on it to just let it go without posting. So…in all its half-baked glory:
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The topic for this week’s Top Ten Tuesdays is Favorite Heroines.

I kept slipping up and putting favorite female protagonists on this list, and had to keep reminding myself that I was looking for heroes. There were a couple of names I thought about putting on the list, but their series are too new for me to be sure they were Top 10 material, too. But I think in the end, I’m okay with this list.

I typically go with an alphabetic organization with these lists, but I’m going with something different today. I’m going to start off in the order I encountered them.
Favorite Heroines

1 Sally Kimball
from the Encyclopedia Brown books by Donald J. Sobel

Sally Kimball is the best athlete in Encyclopedia Brown’s school, and becomes his partner, bodyguard, and best friend. She’s able to pick up on things he misses, too—I loved all these stories as a kid, but the ones where Sally proved more clever or resourceful than her partner were always more entertaining. When you consider that Sally was introduced in 1963, she seems all the more remarkable.

2 Princess Eilonwy of the House of Llyr, daughter of Angharad, daughter of Regat
from The Prydain Chronicles by Lloyd Alexander

From the moment we meet her in Spiral Castle, Eilonwy shows more wits and fighting spirit than almost any of her male companions. Also the shortest temper. Taran may be the central character and hero of the series—but it’s the Princess who drives him, often shows him the way to go, and commits some of the greatest acts of heroism.

3 Tabitha-Ruth “Turtle” Wexler (aka “Ruth”)
from The Westing Game by Ellen Raskin

Turtle is too smart for her own good, and shows very little wisdom or tact at the beginning of the novel. By the end, she’s grown. She’s not only sensitive and considerate, but she’s subtle and sly. A lot of her heroism is seen in what she doesn’t do—and what she does under the radar both during the novel’s main events and afterward.

These three are the proto-heroines in my mind, everything I think about heroines come from these three. There’s a line to be drawn from all three of them to the rest of these names (that are in alphabetical order).

4 October Daye, Knight of Lost Words, Hero of the Realm
from the series by Seanan McGuire

“Hero” is literally one of her titles, she has to go here, right? Toby is one of those reliable heroes, always ready to put the lives, safety, and welfare of others (including some enemies) before her own. She’s taken on beings with much greater power than her own—or her allies—and has found ways to come out on top. Not unscathed (sometimes very scathed), but with some sort of victory nonetheless.

5 Paksenarrion Dorthansdotter
from The Deed of Paksenarrion by Elizabeth Moon

I’m afraid I’m going back to this well too often in lists like this, but she was literally the second name that came to mind for this list.

6 Kinsey Millhone
from the Alphabet Mysteries by Sue Grafton

She’s so great they literally had to change the alphabet for her. The variety of mysteries Millhone tackled was wider than most of her (fictional) peers, which definitely sets her apart. One of the best in the tradition.

7 Karrin Murphy
from The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher

Murph is a non-powered human who is fairly skeptical about magic when we meet her—and can’t even see some of the most dangerous threats to her. But she’s now faced off against supernatural forces that have brought down nations. She never loses her essential humanity and compassion throughout—nor her commitment to justice and doing the right thing.

8 Kitty Norville
from the series by Carrie Vaughn

Kitty just wants to live her life and do her job—but her curiosity and perspective as a werewolf push her to pull back the curtain on supernatural beings in the US (and the world). She follows that up by bringing down a vampire who’s been plotting for centuries to become the most powerful being on the planet. Not bad for a gal who did call-in radio.

9 Clarice Starling
from The Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris (not Hannibal)

Clarice is thrown far into the deep end before she’s even an agent, basically as bait. But she goes rises to the occasion and does things that people with experience, age, and training far above hers can’t.

10 Mercy Thompson
from the series by Patricia Briggs

Mercy is an agent of chaos, she’s an idealist, she has more guts than brains sometimes (and she’s pretty smart), and like so many of these heroes, she stands up to beings who dwarf her power on a regular basis without thinking about it because it’s the right thing to do to protect her city, her pack, or her family.

LITERARY LOCALS: A Q&A About Writing in Idaho with Troy Lambert

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Unless a very swamped author manages to find the time to get back to me soon, this will be the last in the first wave of these Q&As—I’m at work on the next batch, though. I’m really enjoying them and hope you are, too.

I talked to Troy Lambert a couple of weeks ago about his book Harvested, and now I’m glad to share his thoughts about writing in this corner of Idaho.


Before we get into things, why don’t you give the reader a brief introduction to you and your work.
I’m Troy Lambert, the author of over 30 novels, mostly mystery and thriller, but a few others as well. I currently live in the mountains of Idaho with my wife and a couple talented dogs. You can learn more about me at troylambertwrites.com.

Are you a native Idahoan? What is it about Idaho that keeps you here?
I have lived in Idaho most of my life, starting when I was four, so I didn’t really “choose” to move here. However, I love it, and have been all over the state. I have left several times and moved away, but keep coming back over and over, so it’s kind of in my blood. I love mountains, rivers, and the diversity of nature in Idaho. It’s an amazing place.

Are you tied into some sort of local author/bookish group/culture? If so, tell us about it and how it helps you as an author. If you’re not, is there a reason for it?
I’m actually the current president of Idaho Writers Guild, and I think connecting with other writers is super important. We often work alone, and networking with others like us is good for our mental health. And there is always something to learn, and writers’ organizations like the guild offer those opportunities in ways you could not find them on your own.

Almost every person I’ve talked with in this series has mentioned IWG—it’s clearly a valued group. All right Mr. President—give these readers your sales pitch. Why should they join up with IWG (or what kinds of things should they look for in a local group outside of Idaho?)
Well, first Idaho Writers Guild has some great speakers at our conference this year, and some great plans for more in the coming months. But also, it’s an opportunity to network with other writers and to give back to the writing community. We want you to be part of what we’re doing, and that means you can volunteer and with our support make things happen in our community that you want to see more of.

What kind of events in the area do you attend—either to sell/promote your books or to network with authors? Are there any outside of this area that you hit regularly and wish we had something like it here?
So I attend book signings, and when I have book releases, I often partner with Rediscovered Books for those launches. I also attend writers’ conferences and workshops whenever I can. I attend a lot of conferences outside the area as well, including LTUE in Utah, 20Booksto50K in Vegas, and others. I think we are headed the right direction with conferences and workshops here, and I hope we can bring more great teachers here going forward.

What’s the breakdown of your audience—do you have a strong local base, or are your readers from other parts of the world?
That’s a funny question. Because I was just telling a friend of mine that I go to L.A. or Utah and I get recognized. In Boise, nobody knows who I am. I mean not quite, but my following is mostly digital and from all over the place.

I’m getting answers like yours or the opposite—doing well here, and not much everywhere else. Do you have plans to change your local profile—or are you doing well enough that it’s not a concern? How have you gotten the word out to places like Utah or L.A. or wherever?
So the short answer? Most of my growth in “fans” happens organically. So I probably won’t change my local profile, but I don’t shy away from it either. As to getting the word out? Sometimes that is just about being out there in the writing and reader community. Being present and someone that people can connect with is probably the single most important thing you can do.

Do you think there are particular challenges or advantages to being a writer in the Treasure Valley? (possibly both)
Like any other place, I think a bit of both. There is a challenge here in that we have a lot of writers’ groups, and while we are working on better working together, there are still times when the community is fractured in many ways. In addition, there is a challenge from the rising cost of living. It is hard for artists and writers to make ends meet anyway, and finding affordable housing makes that even more challenging.

However, on the plus side, there are a lot of writers who live here. And living and working in a gorgeous place like this has some definite upsides for your mental health.

Do you bring Idaho (or some sort of Idaho-sensibility, assuming one exists) to your work? Whether or not anyone else sees it, can you look at some aspect of your writing and think “That’s Idaho” or “I would do ____ differently if I was a Kentuckian or from Illinois?”
I’ve been told I put Idaho or the west in all my books, and that is almost 100% true. I also put dogs in most of my books, so I guess the things I love the most come through whether I want them to or not.

Idaho and Dogs…a good combination.
Heh. I think so. But I may be biased. Only slightly.

One final question, is there a book (or two…or 18, if you get really carried away), that embodies Idaho/the Idaho spirit to you to recommend to my readers?
Well, my latest book Teaching Moments is set in Idaho, so there is that. But it is also about a serial killer, so maybe not the spirit of Idaho. However, there are a lot of local authors with some amazing books about the area, so that is probably too long a list to include here.

But if you get down to Rediscovered Books, ask those folks for a recommendation. They know their stuff.

Thanks for your time and participation! Hope you enjoyed it!


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The Foundling, the Heist, and the Volcano by K.R.R. Lockhaven: Exactly What the Title Says

I didn’t think I had much to say about this book until I was about halfway finished with the post and realized I was nowhere near done with it. I’m not certain it’s all that coherent now, but it’s done, or as close to done as I can get without another two-three days to tweak it and wring all the stream-of-consciousness out of it.


The Foundling, the Heist, and the VolcanoThe Foundling, the Heist, and the Volcano

by K.R.R. Lockhaven

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Series: The Azure Archipelago, #2
Publisher: Shadow Spark Publishing
Publication Date: January 20, 2023
Format: e-Book
Length: 313 pg.
Read Date: February 13-15, 2023
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What’s The Foundling, the Heist, and the Volcano About?

It’s been a year or so since the events of MD&D* when we rejoin our friends on Adventure Ship as they pay a quick visit to Azure’s father.

*I’m just not going to refer to these books with their logorrheic titles, I’m just using initials. And to be snotty, I’m taking out all the T’s.

The visit is cut short when Azure receives a job offer—getting the Marauders a reliable flow of income is Azure’s top priority and it’s not going well. A raven named Sir Terry brings this lucrative offer to her and they have to jump on it—the fact he gets such an auspicious name, tells you how much we’re going to see Sir Terry for the next couple of books, I think. The Mauraders are on a hunt for buried treasure on behalf of the man who buried it and cannot seem to find it. For those thinking about the title, the treasure is buried near a volcano.

Along the way to the treasure, they get attacked by a pirate which proves to be a test of the new captain, who acquits herself well. They then discover that the treasure has been discovered by someone else very recently—requiring the titular heist. They also find the foundling—a young girl who stumbled into this world from Earth (getting her home also requires the titular heist). The girl isn’t the only one who came to this world from Earth—later on, a gargoyle on the hunt for a certain dragon does, too.

That’s a lot for a novel to tackle in 313 pages—but Azure and the Mauraders are up to it. Probably.

Before I Dive Into the Book

Pre-Chapter One, Lockhaven gives us a recap of the first novel. This is to be commended, and I try to make a point of saying it when any author does this because it needs to become a standard.

He gets bonus points for having a character do it in a very organic way, helping the reader get back into the feel of things in addition to remembering the events.

The Foundling

Oh, boy. I don’t know if I can remember a more adorable kid in fiction than Oriana.* It took me a freakishly small amount of time to fall under her charms—she’s brave, she’s sweet, she’s adaptable, she’s resilient, and she’s incredibly vulnerable.

* Oh, okay. Maggie Dresden. But it’s close.

The reactions of the crew—especially Elijah and Azure—to her are believable and do a great job of enforcing what the reader is already thinking about her.

What strikes me about Oriana is that really, Lockhaven doesn’t spend that much time on her—it’s actually largely the reactions of others to her that endear her to the reader. All the Maurauders take her in, Elijah dotes on her, but it’s Azure thinking about her, attempting the heist to get her home, and (being incredibly vague) going through a lot of introspection because of her. It’s through that that the reader really makes the connection to Oriana—as Azure and the others grow in their affection for her, so does the reader.

The Heist

It seems that people associated with a casino on Mirth Island took both the treasure and a tool that would return Oriana to her home (not recognizing it for what it is). Azure foolishly/full of belief in the goodness of people asks the Casino owner for them back. He takes a quick break from twirling his mustache to refuse her, so she has to come up with a new solution. One more suited for the Marauders.

I’m not sure why either Lockhaven or Azure bothered with that—although it does give us a chance to meet the owner, Mr. Pierce, and look around a bit at the Casino. Pierce—and the people (and the falcon) who work for him are pretty despicable—they have ties to Gov. Pratt, and display the species-ism and sexism we’d associate with the former governor, with a heaping side-order of avarice. Not that the reader wouldn’t have been cheering for the Marauders to succeed in their extra-legal efforts to get the property back, but Lockhaven makes sure that we have no sympathy for him.

The design of the heist itself is pretty clever—and Azure has definitely watched or read her fair share of stage plays and novels about them (or listened to epic songs about them?)—and draws on those to design her plan. Sure, it resembles a Rube Goldberg device, but if it works, it’ll be a thing of beauty. Like a good Rube Goldberg device. If it doesn’t…

The Volcano

Well, yeah, there’s a volcano. There’s not much more to say. It’s been dormant for a while now, but it’s waking up at the point we encounter it—and it gets closer and closer to being very not-dormant as the story progresses.

It honestly doesn’t play as much of a role in the novel as I expected, but it does play an important role—and it does loom over most of the novel.

The Ending

So MD&D wrapped up nicely—it really could’ve been a stand-alone and that would’ve been fine. Readers would definitely want more with these characters, but that’s just because we’re greedy when it comes to things that make us feel good and characters we like. There was nothing in it that demanded a sequel.

That is not at all the case with FH&V. Yes, there’s the greedy reader, feel-good stories, likable characters, etc. But that’s not what I’m talking about. There are at least three things that we need another book to address. There’s one thing that will likely consume most of the action/plot of the next book, there’s something that we need to know more about and that will likely be a running subplot to the main action—and then there’s something we need to see a resolution about in the first twenty pages or so. Two cliffhangers and one thing that we’re staring down at the cliff’s edge from a safe vantage point. And we’re hanging onto a strong, but not that strong, plant with one of those cliffhangers.

So, what did I think about The Foundling, the Heist, and the Volcano?

By skipping ahead a year, we miss out on the early, swoony days of romance between Elijah and Azure—we’re at the committed stage, and they’re trying to figure out how to navigate their relationship. I adore this—sure, those early, swoony days can be fun—but a couple doing the work (our focus is on Azure’s internal work, but we get glimpses of Elijah doing the same) within the commitment to make things go well? That’s what I want to see. Not a relationship falling apart, in danger of it, or blossoming—I see enough of those (and I’m not saying I want those stories to go away)—but it’s people navigating life together that I can’t get enough of. While on that idea, I really should spend a few paragraphs talking about the really healthy and robust marriage between our favorite Orcs, Nargol and Orok, but I’ve blathered on too long. One of the best marriages in fantasy.

Speaking of internal work—we get a lot of that from Azure. MD&D was about her working to patch things up with her father. Here she’s coming to terms with her new position, balancing it with her relationship with Elijah, and what to do with Oriana. Oriana just being around forces Auzre to think about her mother, how she related to her, and how her mother might have been inclined early on toward a Human First philosophy.

These two things aren’t as flashy and gripping as the Heist or anything going on with Zoth-Avarex—but they add meaning and depth to the work. Ultimately, it’s more important to this series and is what is going to make these books stick around in minds of readers.

All the fun stuff of the first book—the goofy characters, the songs (fantasy songs I want to actually read and not skip), the adventures, and the antics—is back. The heist is full of slapstick and tension. Everything clicks here and will satisfy readers of the first volume.

As far as new readers? Eh, I’d start with MD&D first for context—you’d probably be okay jumping in now, but why? I don’t think I’d call this a cozy fantasy—but it’s adjacent (too much violence for cozy if I understand the term correctly, but just a tad).

Labels aside, I’d sum it up by saying that FD&V is a lighthearted fantasy with a lot of heart. But that’s mixing heart metaphors, so I won’t say that. So imagine I said something pithy like that, but without the deficiencies, okay? Then go buy the book.


4 Stars
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Grandpappy’s Corner: Saint Patrick the Forgiver by Ned Bustard: Patrick’s Story Told for Wee Ones

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Saint Patrick the Forgiver:
The History and Legends of Ireland’s Bishop

Written and Illustrated by Ned Bustard

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Publisher: IVP Kids
Publication Date: February 21, 2023
Format: eARC
Length: 32 pg.
Read Date: February 17, 2023
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What’s Saint Patrick the Forgiver About?

Drawing on both legends about him and Patrick’s Confessions, this book tells the life story of Patrick of Ireland for the youngest set.

It starts off with his childhood and touches briefly on his period of slavery before moving into his return home and the call to Ireland. It doesn’t gloss over the hard parts of his life, but it doesn’t dwell on them, either. The focus is on Patrick forgiving those who wronged him, spreading the gospel—and even teaching the Trinity via the shamrock.

The book even covers some of the myths that arose around Patrick—baptizing a giant, driving out the snakes, etc.—working that in seamlessly with the book and not distracting from the main point.

Let’s Talk about the Art for a Minute

This art is great—it’s friendly and cartoonish, with great colors and details. Bustard also weaves in traditional Celtic knots and Christian art (like elements seen in The Book of Kells, etc.). So we’ve got a pretty modern feel with a lot of Irish elements thrown in to ground it in Patrick’s history.

Are kids going to get that? Nope. Will the adults reading it with/to the kids? Quite likely. And if not, I think they’ll still appreciate it the art, even if they’re not familiar with the influences Bustard is drawing from.

Click here for a two page sample (picture and text) on the Publisher’s site. I’m not sure it’s the image I’d have used, but it’s representative.

How is it to Read Aloud?

It’s pretty fun—the rhythm is easy and the rhymes are nice (and only one or two of them seemed like stretching things to make the rhyme).

The Grandcritter isn’t around yet to listen to me read this, but I still read most of it aloud just to see how it went—I think it went pretty smoothly and I could have some fun with it.

So, what did I think about Saint Patrick the Forgiver?

This was a great way to give an age-appropriate lesson in forgiveness while telling the story of one of the heroes of the faith. I was entertained, and even chuckled a couple of times.

It’s a great combination of story, art, rhyme, and lesson. I can see this winning over little audiences as much as it did me. Hopefully, it’ll lodge in their minds enough that they’ll want to learn more about Patrick as they grow older and through him the Three-in-One that Patrick spent his life teaching about.

I strongly recommend this quick little read.

Disclaimer: I received this eARC from InterVarsity Press via NetGalley in exchange for this post—thanks to both for this.


5 Stars

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Announcing Grandpappy’s Corner—A New Regular Feature

I’m very excited to announce a new regular feature that I’m calling Grandpappy’s Corner.
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I’ve always gladly accepted requests from Children’s and Picture Book Authors to talk about their books–and I’ve even bought a few for that sole purpose (although those tend to skew towards Picture Books for the Adult Audience). But in the coming weeks (for reasons that should be self-evident), I’m going to start buying* and reading many more of them on a pretty regular basis. So, if I’m going to be paying attention to them more, I’m going to be blogging about them more.

* Okay, the purchasing has already started. What’s your point?

So why bother coming up with a new name for these posts, come up with a logo, etc.? Well, I’m going to be thinking of them a little differently, I think. I’ve always sort of tried to think about how it’d be to read them to a kid, how a kid might react, etc. But I’m going to focus on that a lot more. I want to talk about the art from the POV of the Reader (read: me) and the Read-To (read: the GrandCritter). I want to talk about what I experience as I read it aloud, what I think of the book, as well as what the Critter does, how they react, etc. (once they get to the point where I can notice a reaction). So to focus on that sort of thing, I want to change how I write about these books.

Also, it’ll make it easier for me to find them/point readers to them.

My first post along these lines should go up tomorrow–and maybe one more this week. I’m not going to flood the page with them, but they will appear frequently.

I can’t close out this post without calling attention to Idaho’s own Jeremy Billups, children’s book author/illustrator, (check out his website, and here’s every time he’s come up on the blog) who drew my Grandpappy Pilcrow figure. I love him.

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Saturday Miscellany—2/18/23

Heavy on the book blogger posts this week—some great stuff, IMHO. The one news story is likely going to my favorite (or in the top 3) of the year.

Odds ‘n ends about books and reading that caught my eye this week. You’ve probably seen some/most/all of them, but just in case:
bullet Calvin & Hobbes Creator Bill Watterson Is Back With “A Fable For Grown Ups” Called The Mysteries—For me, all I needed to read/link to this week is this post. And yes, I’ve placed my order.
bullet Although, I thought LitHub’s version of the announcement was more amusing.
bullet What “The Last Unicorn” Means to Us Today: A metaphor for our search for belonging.—eh, sure, this is about the movie, not the novel. Close enough, I guess. (I do like the idea of Geek Therapy, and will have to look at more of this author’s work)
bullet Adult Consolations: Tolkien on Fantasy—loved this
bullet A draft examination of the direct influences of fantasy authors pre-2000 part one: Preliminaries and Overview—The title says it all—a great post from Peat Long (who should probably share the byline on my Miscellanies lately), the work on this one post has to roughly equal the work I’ve done on this whole blog over the years.
bullet Celebrating Love Stories #RespectRomFic—In honor of that holiday earlier in the week
bullet In the same vein: You can read it in the time it takes to have a one night stand’: authors on their favourite romcom books—this is an interesting list from The Guardian. Worth checking out if only for Mike Gayle’s entry, he suggests the last author I’d have imagined on a list like this.
bullet Negative Book Reviews Are Necessary—yup
bullet Songs that fit book characters—this is a fun idea
bullet The Audience for Book Reviews

A Book-ish Related Podcast episode (or two) you might want to give a listen to:
bullet Roughneck Dispatch: Jo Perry—Matt Phillips has started a new podcast about storytelling, this episode features a conversation with the great Jo Perry. I’m only halfway through the episode, but it’s so good that I didn’t want to risk forgetting to post the link.

This Week’s New Releases that I’m Excited About and/or You’ll Probably See Here Soon:
bullet On the Savage Side by Tiffany McDaniel—A story of some twins struggling to make it in a small Ohio city (which is a lousy description, but you try to sum up this book in a pithy sentence). It’s from McDaniel, it’s beautiful, it’s tragic. Here’s my inadequate take on it from a couple of weeks ago.
bullet Black Wolf by Kathleen Kent—An undercover CIA agent in Belarus during the crumbling of the USSR trying to prevent nuclear weapons from falling into the wrong hands, maybe discovers a serial killer (or something worse)

The Friday 56 for 2/17/22: I Shouldn’t Even Be Doing This! by Bob Newhart

The Friday 56This is a weekly bloghop hosted by Freda’s Voice.

RULES:
The Friday 56 Grab a book, any book.
The Friday 56 Turn to Page 56 or 56% on your ereader. If you have to improvise, that is okay.
The Friday 56 Find a snippet, short and sweet.
The Friday 56 Post it.

from Page 56 of:
I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This!

I Shouldn’t Even Be Doing This! And Other Things That Strike Me as Funny by Bob Newhart

In the piece, I imagined a telephone conversation between the press agent and Abraham Lincoln just before Gettysburg, that I think, in part, would have gone something like this:

Hi Abe, sweetheart. How are you, kid? How’s Gettysburg? … Sort of a drag, heh? Well, Abe you know them small Pennsylvania towns, you seen one you seen ’em all…. Listen Abe, I got the note. What’s the problem?…. You’re thinking of shaving it off? Abe, don’t you see that’s part of the image with the shawl and the stovepipe hat and the string tie?… You don’t have the shawl. Where’s the shawl?…. You left it in Washington. What are you wearing, Abe?…A sort of cardigan? Abe, don’t you see that doesn’t fit with the string tie and the beard? Abe, would you leave the beard on and get the shawl?

Now, what’s this about Grant?… You’re getting a lot of complaints about Grant’s drinking. Abe, to be perfectly honest with you, I don’t see the problem. You knew he was a lush when you appointed him…. Your gag writers… You want to come back with something funny? Maybe an anecdote about a town drunk. I can’t promise anything. I’ll get them working on it.

The Ballad of Bonaduke—Episode 16: Stephen Carpenter by R. T. Slaywood: The Cast Expands in a Promising Way

The Ballad of BonadukeThe Ballad of Bonaduke—
Episode 16: Stephen Carpenter

by R.T. Slaywood

DETAILS:
Series: The Ballad of Bonaduke, #16
Format: Kindle Vella Story
Read Date: February 9, 2023

The Story So Far…

A drunken Michael Bonaduke decides to use a grift (with maybe some sort of magic/magic-like “help”) to win on a scratch-off lottery ticket so he has money to buy more to drink. He pulls off whatever he did, gets his money and some booze and stumbles off into the darkness to drink himself into oblivion so he can start again the next day. He’s hit by dark memories (probably what’s driving him to the drinking) of fire, pleading, and screaming. There’s going to be a price to pay for his grift, and he’s trying to be ready.

Before then, he gets himself drunk and we get some of his tragic backstory. As he ponders this, he decides to use some of his ill-gotten-gains to buy more booze and walks into a liquor store robbery. He foils it in some sort of magical fashion, gets some more to drink, and heads off to the park to drink until he’s arrested (probably for the failed robbery). At least that’s his plan, but it gets interrupted by being hit by a car. He wakes up on some sort of short, metal bed and is unsure what’s going on. It turns out that some group is subjecting him to a test—if he passes, everything will be explained to him (and hopefully the reader, too). He passes—and is brought somewhere for answers, or maybe training, or maybe another test. Time will tell (or things are going to get really annoying). Answers aren’t quick to come—but the mysteries and questions keep piling up.

Things get hairy and Bonaduke leaves and finds himself back in the neighborhood he started from.

What’s Stephen Carpenter About?

Apparently, Bonaduke wasn’t as unwelcome as I thought at the homeless camp—it’s just that he needs to talk to the top man—Stephen Carpenter, a long-time acquaintance who knows something about Bonaduke and his abilities. But not enough.

Carp welcomes Bonaduke and reminds him that he has a place in the community and is welcome to stay—but he wants something, too. He wants Bonaduke to work for the betterment of the city’s homeless.

Bonaduke just wants to drink and sleep some right now, so Carp cuts the conversation short—for now.

So, what did I think about Stephen Carpenter?

Everyone’s being too vague for my tastes at the moment (I really don’t think I’d care if I was reading this in a longer form, but minced up like this, I need something more to hang on to). But at least something’s happening—here’s someone who has a history with Bonaduke (more of one than our protagonist realized) and pushes him to action. Something this story really needs (even if it ends up not being what Carp is looking for).

This is better and gives me hope I won’t be always frustrated by this series.


3 Stars

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