On Earth as It Is on TelevisionOn Earth as It Is on Television

by Emily Jane, Hayden Bishop (Narrator)

DETAILS:
Publisher: Hyperion Avenue
Publication Date: June 13, 2023
Format:Unabridged Audiobook
Length: 11 hrs.,  25 min.
Read Date: July 19, 2023
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What’s the Publisher’s Description?

Since I didn’t come close to finishing this, I’m not even going to attempt a summary, so:

Since long before the spaceships’ fleeting presence, Blaine has been content to go along with the whims of his supermom wife and half-feral, television-addicted children. But when the kids blithely ponder skinning people to see if they’re aliens, and his wife drags them all on a surprise road trip to Disney World, even steady Blaine begins to crack.

Half a continent away, Heather floats in a Malibu pool and watches the massive ships hover overhead. Maybe her life is finally going to start. For her, the arrival heralds a quest to understand herself, her accomplished (and oh-so-annoying) stepfamily, and why she feels so alone in a universe teeming with life.

Suddenly conscious and alert after twenty catatonic years, Oliver struggles to piece together his fragmented, disco-infused memories and make sense of his desire to follow a strange cat on a westward journey.

Embracing the strangeness that is life in the twenty-first century, On Earth as It Is on Television is a rollicking, heartfelt tale of first contact that practically leaps off the planet.

So, Why Didn’t I Finish This?

I really wasn’t sure what to expect, but I’d been seeing this all over the place, so I thought I’d give it a shot. I’m actually very intrigued about where all of this was going, but at an hour in…I just couldn’t stick with it.

I think if I’d been reading it, I wouldn’t have stopped. There’s some wordplay (I think) that I couldn’t quite appreciate in an audio format. Bishop’s narration was fine, it’s just me and this book.*

* Okay, there were a couple of words that either she or I don’t know how to pronounce that got on my nerves, but that happens with many audiobooks that I enjoy.

I’m definitely not saying don’t try this book—and, I’m sure there are plenty of people who will enjoy the audiobook. I plan on coming back to the print version in a couple of months. But for now…not finishing.

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